please post rare turing_polices

many of you

Getting people to laugh at fascists as well as disproving the excuse that the cities fascists target are warzones is a small but necessary part of fighting them. The far left hates the idea that beating fascism will be long, slow, and take self-control instead of self-indulgent rage and violence.

Traditional Kurain ramen <33

LMAOOOOO A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying

Okay, so admittedly the first Tron was a critical and box office flop, and the second Tron was also a critical and box office flop, but I have some high expectations for this new Tron starring a man who exclusively makes critical and box office flops!

Printing presses kept their letters in cases. Capital letters went in the upper case. Smaller letters went in the lower case. This is why we say ‘UPPER CASE’ and ‘lower case.’ Ok, but what did we call them before the invention of the printing press? MAJUSCULE and minuscule.

it's not FOR us

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

no

I’m not leaving Bluesky anytime soon (although I might join that Northsky thing when it starts up), but the management really needs to get their heads out of their asses if they don’t want to lose a good chunk of their userbase. We made this place, and we can destroy it.

remember going to Walmart and the cashier would suck you off right at the register

The only way to win is by lumping and the only way to lump is by prongling.

MrBeast (Series, 2015 - )

Pritzker: "People of Illinois, we need your help. Get our your cell phones, record and narrate what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know that this is happening and that we won't stand for it."

Happy shut the fuck up Friday to all who celebrate

Trump has authorized excessive force in the apprehension of the criminals know as “the blues brothers” via a truth social post

I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life

Sage meets her oshi Miku #SonicRacingCrossWorlds

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

ATTENTION AI USERS. I HAVE DRAWN A SAD FACE ON A ROCK. PLEASE GIVE ME 8 BILLION DOLLARS SO I CAN RESEARCH DRAWING A HAPPY FACE ON A ROCK. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP THE ROCKS FROM RISING UP AND KILLING US ALL PROBABLY.

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

No. No one let this shit go. Kimmel got canceled for a joke, this bitch should get swarms of phone calls demanding her immediate resignation. Get her off TV. Flood their lines. Make it so they can't fucking ignore it.

hm that sure sounds like someone with a job endorsing political violence to me

🚨NEW: Stephen Colbert's opening tonight will forever be remembered as one of the most powerful moments of late-night comedy in modern history. This is a must-watch. Damn. 🔥

Turns out the fuck-your-feelings crowd has A LOT of feelings.

You can tell Charlie Kirk was beloved because it requires the full force of the American government and law enforcement to force the people to mourn his passing.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

This mf’er is a hugely unpopular lame duck and people and institutions with actual power are out here acting, for eight months straight, like he’s some goddam immortal emperor. Fuck that noise.

I can't even process Jimmy Kimmel being too edgy for the establishment. Motherfucker doesn't have enough edge to open a pouch of Capri Sun

“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

The Free Speech President has now pulled two of the three major late night hosts off the air through threats and intimidation because of their jokes. Obviously I’m behind Jimmy Kimmel 100% in the face of this fascist garbage. Speech against this admin isn’t just being chilled, they’re freezing it.

he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest

every single day, at least one member of this administration says something in public that's absolutely disqualifying for public service or civil society, which is what makes all of the condescending admonishment from people like klein so hard to take

the Colorado school shooter from the same day that Charlie Kirk was killed posted himself holding his gun on Twitter / X where he followed multiple far right accounts weird how you wouldn't call on Elon Musk too to testify at an online radicalization hearing

"I survived an entire month using only 90s technology" Yeah, so did I, for an entire 10 years in fact.

its kind of insane that we’ve been forced to watch rightwingers openly celebrate and taunt everyone over the death of people like trayvon martin for over a decade now and now they’re trying to grandstand over the one time it’s personally affected them and political project