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Thinking back to when a 2021 Minnesota jury convicted Derek Chauvin for the murder of George Floyd where the deciding evidence to convict for them wasn't just that he used excessive force on an unarmed civilian on camera, but that he also denieded any potential life saving medical treatment for him.

This could be the unified Dem position. It is wildly popular. Puts the regime on defense on two fronts at the same time. Good policy, good politics.

Holy shit. Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.” www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

Yet lifting sanctions before Russia returns to the 1991 internationally recognised borders of Ukraine and commits to meaningful reparations would not only undermine Ukraine’s sovereignty but also endanger Europe’s long-term security.

I love everything about this. Welcome to the revolution, bro.

ICE can't hack the cold. The racism is gettin' old. And we're not gonna take it Anymoooooooooooooore!

Good for you, Logie Bear!

Governor& Mayor of Minnesota should do what Chicago Mayor&Governor did for protesters against ICE. They put a safety barrier between ICE&the people and a curfew for protesters from noon till 6pm daily. It worked. ICE presents in Chicago have decreased cuz of peaceful protests&phone cameras.

between this, the piss bottles, and the footage of ICE agents getting yelled at in a restaurant, i like this new thing where the fascists vocally inform everyone about what kind of opposition bothers them the most

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Book four of the quaternary, by Dr. @adapalmer.bsky.social. It’s on!

Not a murphy fan but he has been really good on this stuff recently

Are there any Jewish Burqueños who could chime in?

ICE defeated by ice never gets old.

It's pig latin in all lower case and big latin when in all caps.

In his natural habitat. 🎥: Karin, Daniel’s wife

omg you guys Did you all know that holding shift while scrolling your mouse wheel lets you scroll HORIZONTALLY? I'm telling everyone I know (especially those of us who live in spreadsheets)

The remedies being sought:

Live your life in such a way that this is NOT how your reputation precedes you.

Interesting how the knee-jerk reaction to having been a child actor had changed in the last twenty years It’s gone from, “Wow, you must have been a spoiled brat,” to “Oh no, you must have sexually abused by men in Hollywood” Uh, no, I wasn’t. And it’s really fucking weird to assume that.

I met my neighbor's new dog last night, half Great Dane, half Irish Wolfhound. They assured me that this was an intentional breeding choice and he's a "danehound." I tried to take a picture but in the dark it just looked like a ghost beast from the shadow realm. They've named it Smoochie.

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

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It completely boggles the mind that these chumps have decided to fuck with NFC North States in [checks notes] the god-forsaken month of January.

I should note that our Police Chief's opening comment was, "I recently read the Declaration of Independence for the first time"

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no fucking way lmao

TLC since literally their first single:

Here’s how Democratic leaders can drive media coverage and change the narrative.

The rage that has to exist in the average Minnesotan to watch someone stuck on an icy hill and STAND BY AND TAUNT THEM

Healthcare costs are skyrocketing. Grocery prices are through the roof. The rent is too damn high. And Republicans are starting 2026 with a debate on SHOWER HEADS?! You can’t make this shit up.

There's an old thread on Twitter that some people get mad at and it's someone going, "There was some really funny stuff that happened on J6 too" and that thread had me HOWLING.

I DO GOOD COVER SONGS Y'ALL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW youtu.be/8rZedCPCcxQ

@amberchicago.bsky.social: [very earnestly] I have bad news. Me: Okay... A: Your Black Forest birthday cake from Lutz is going to be late. Me: ... A: ... Chicago Emergency Sirens: BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Amber: 👀 Me: 👀 Amber: I thought it was just slightly bad news, not a national emergency!

Peaceful protester in Chicago arrested while speaking to press. Wake up America

This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.

Genuinely find this upsetting to watch. It’s the live and mass violation of women for daring to exist outside the narrow confines of a controlled and sexualised plaything for men

Wanna see the smile of a man who just got paid £10M to fuck off from one of the worst jobs in sports? Ruben Amorim dapping up a paparazzo on his way out of the house after getting fired by Manchester United. www.reddit.com/r/soccer/com...

Love it when you can hear Major Duckworth come out in Senator Duckworth's statements.

babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes

it does not work if your car has laminate windows so I would check to see if your car has laminate windows.

Cover reveal. It's about how & why colonies/states controlled international & domestic migration until 1888, why in the late 19th c the feds took over, & what it was like for politically disfavored groups to live under that arrangement of power. You can't understand voluntary migration history 1/

Saturday night on MeTV- an evil Egyptian Queen has her hand severed and is sealed in her tomb- waiting to be reincarnated in present day as the beautiful daughter of an archeologist! Valerie Leon finds supernatural danger in “Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb”! 8 pm eastern/pacific, 7 central time!

THE MONTH OF DICK 2026 IS COMING IN JANUARY Get ready! 1. Follow the feed: bsky.app/profile/jaco... and ask me to add you 2. Download the planned reading sequence (source doc here bit.ly/4p4oYwA) 3. Get yourself an edition (book, free e-book, whatever) 4. Notify your bosom friends 5. Whale tattoo?

2026 is about affordable homeownership. No more "policy" this year. Feed the local fauna, befriend them, and then use them to overpower homeowners so you can occupy their dwellings.