As an Alabama grad & lived in Birmingham most of my life. Sir, you…

Watching pro skateboarding is so funny because you have like Chad McKickflip, 35yo, 12 sponsors, in 2 video games, his own shoe And he’ll get absolutely bodied in a competition by an 11 year old boy

Me, when my dumb ass gets invested in another sports team

WEATHER IS A LEFTIST CONSTRUCT. GET HIM ON STAGE.

He’s such a Chicago Pope that he’s even channeling Michael Mann cinema energy

MTA Employee, Cabbie, NYPD: The Three Genders

Lining up for heat injuries. Wild.

Aww I wanted Larry to be real Source: www.facebook.com/cat.overlord... Confirmed as AI-generated using: openai.com/research/ver...

At my Midwest town July 4 parade, I saw a cute little kid, whose parents are from Chile, wearing the jersey of Lamine Yamal, a Spanish soccer star whose parents came from Morocco and Equatorial Guinea, cheer as some old Shiners did wheelies in scooters streaming American flags. That’s my country.

Happy Fourth of July, Illinois.

This is Mariner. He was born completely deaf, which means he gets to enjoy fireworks with all the sparkle and none of the boom. 13/10 (IG: real_marinertheseapuppy)

My two tours in Iraq can support @sarahtaber.bsky.social's farm experience. Extreme activity in extreme heat demands breaks, water, carbs, salts, and way more clothing than you expected.

So all obvious jokes about the ancient GREEKS aside - A lot of these men are just really mad that they’re not A Hot Girl. They want to be *the Object of Desire*, by straight men. They see images of women used to sell everything, and think “oh that’s what female power is” and they want to usurp it

Every time the most unimpressive person you've ever met posts online about how my everyday lived experience is the most terrifying thing they can contemplate, I become exponentially more Chicagoan than anything else.

I don't know if he was ever formally excommunicated or just politely asked to leave, but my maternal grandfather got kicked out of every denomination in Chile at least once. Charisma, a low tolerance for alcohol, and a bit of wine are a dangerous combination, it turns out.

[giggles in Dan Brown]

first ethical millionaire

Fireworks bring out the middle aged grump in me. Don't like the sound, the flash, the smell. Not only do they terrify dogs, fireworks in India were the product of child labor, and every Diwali, my physician father would come home with stories of fireworks exploding in the hands of children.

oh we got flyovers today too I guess not like i wanted to actually relax on my holiday 🙄

the east coast: I drew you a nice, hot bath me: in the bathtub? the east coast: in the air all around you :) the east coast: there is no escape :)

HOW CAN YOU TELL

Just a reminder. I'm always surprised how many people aren't aware of this. #Libraries

I am not a usmnt fan but I think this is really important and want to shout it from the rooftops: COMMUNAL DISPLAYS OF JOY ARE ANTI-FASCIST IN EVERY WAY my politics is a politics of joy

If you have someone with combat/war zone experience in your life we will also appreciate being fed treats to help us not be scared.

Elon had this community note removed as of this morning

It's not hard to see at all.

We are so funny 😭

Real talk I hope Vince Gilligan and David Duchovny know how many suicides they prevented with these two lines of dialogue

Important read about this latest death in ICE custody from @austinkocher.com

Last year ICE said a man tried to murder a female ICE officer while she was trying to arrest him. They swore under oath he grabbed her by the neck and tried to choke her to death. He was even indicted for attempted murder. Problem is, it never happened! Bystander video unraveled the lie.

I visited the Great American State Fair earlier this week. It's shoddy and half-assed, yes, but it's really a living monument to the massive corruption of the Trump admin: talkingpointsmemo.com/news/the-gre...

“Where is Mitch McConnell? The 84-year-old Senate behemoth was hospitalized on June 14, and nobody knows what's happening.” "McConnell's staff has not answered questions about why the seven-term senator was admitted and whether he remains in the hospital.” people.com/where-is-mit...

Here's my full interview with CNBC, covering my bear case against generative AI, OpenAI's questionable finances, AI's lack of ROI, and how all of this is a symptom of the tech industry running out of hypergrowth ideas. It's great to see the mainstream media discussing this. youtu.be/TtmPccUTDP8?...

“Even after reports surfaced this week that emergency services responded to a call to his Washington, DC, home for an unconscious person who suffered a possible heart attack on June 14,” his office “declined to address the reports and issued the same sparse statement they did on June 22.”

I may not like football, but I sure do like Renaissance History jokes about football...

But one of our satircal newspapers actually suggested that we should have Arnautovic marry Lamine Yamal and call it sorted.

Because doubt isn't forbidden. Causing others to doubt is the problem. And SSPX has gone past creating doubt... they are preaching denial. So Leo is ploughing their fields with salt.

As I've mentioned before...

NYC currently has a shark problem DC currently has a jets problem there's only one solution

Honored to be endorsed by @ramirez.house.gov. We need more leaders in Congress who, like Delia, have dedicated their careers to fighting for working people. Tomorrow, she will join us tomorrow for a Latino Community Roundtable with local leaders and community members.

Hello! How would you like to win signed posters from the Comedy Football Match, a signed Aston Villa ball, a Lego football, AND a cup of tea at the Taskmaster house with me, Little Alex Horne? Oh, yes please! For details and to enter, head over to uwin.co.uk Your time starts now!

Unsolicited nonfiction recommendation: "... not only sparks an overdue conversation on beauty and body image, she provides inspiration and practical solutions to help today's generations fight back against beauty sickness, leaving them more able to turn their energies toward changing the world."

New CDC map highlights dramatic expansion of lone star tick's range. Wherever lone star ticks are established, they tend to outcompete and replace black-legged ticks. This is going to change the face of tick-borne disease in North America. 1/

My favorite government agency and I blame the Stockholm syndrome I developed for weekend safety briefs in the army.

With their wins over Sweden and Senegal, the French national team has as many wins at MetLife Stadium in the World Cup as the New York Jets did in the 2025 NFL season

What in the teenaged mutant ninja shepherd's pie did I just watch?