This is indistinguishable from a parody of Hakeem Jeffries

someone on here the other day said it feels like we’re watching a baseball game where one team decides every inning to not take their turn at bat

It would be extremely funny if the media took Trump at his word about medbeds and responded like it was a real medical breakthrough. Started asking about timelines, policy impact, impact on the Insurance industry, where operators will be trained, etc…

Got me in the med bed like

With alt text:

"Practice being brave now, don’t wait for some special moment at the end to be a hero." This is excellent. open.substack.com/pub/peaceful...

Everything the mainstream media considers a "radical left-wing belief" is a compromise position. The actual radical beliefs are things we can't discuss because they're too far outside the Overton Window for most people to understand.

“Right here (human nature)” is the best 90s R&B song youtu.be/vHwXoY0LiQk

Going back to twitter tomorrow with an account selling medbed cards for $13,000 each. You need the card to use the medbeds at the new medbed facility that will be in every state by 2028

A rich sociological text here, so many angles—white male privilege? get-rich-quick scam culture? tort reform propaganda?—but male loneliness jumps out at me. They chose this sad too-online life of copypasta hostility towards imagined enemies who did nothing to them. It's their fault they're lonely.

every ice agent is, at best, the dad from american history x

hakeem jeffries (terminator eyes reading the room in great detail and producing a perfectly tailored message for the moment): Three cheers for our beloved American healthcare system!

from the latest print edition of ‘The Onion’

Nickelback is the cilantro of music. There’s some gene mutation in the population that causes otherwise normal functional people to enjoy Nickelback.

This was always the funniest conspiracy theory to me — that there are MRI machine-like devices that can cure all known illnesses in seconds, but the government has been hiding them — and Trump just posted an AI generated video of himself announcing they're real. We're cooked!

I think capitalism is bad, and I oppose it

Blue cities should tear up the roads in front of ICE facilities and then start decades of community engagement and input sessions to rebuild them. Let's harness our core competencies.

Portland is peaceful. "Antifa" is fictitious. Worldviews vehemently against fascism are ethical and wise. Inciting violence is pathologic.

fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases

Lol.

A judge dismissed a terrorism charge against a member of the Irish-language rap group Kneecap on Friday, saying that prosecutors had not brought the charge “in the correct form” within the required timeline. Prosecutors had accused him of displaying a Hezbollah flag. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/a...

just got my dna results back ☹️

Trump just ordered the military into Portland, and he’s giving them the green light to use lethal force on American citizens. Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.

I think fascism is bad and I am opposed to it

Andy Ngo was attacked by Antifa because he's a literal fascist.

I’m anti-fascist

we need to make these people poor enough to have real problems again

Genuinely sad that Bill Burr took that bag

I tell people in South Africa about getting booted from academia over Palestine & they simply can’t believe a professor could be booted for their (righteous!) politics. A reminder I’m in the ongoing process of decolonizing my mind. The US is nothing to hold onto—a moral & intellectual wasteland.

Both gone now. Just sad

if you're still using the term "tankie" derisively and unironically while literal nazis rule the country, i need you to understand that consciously or not you have chosen sides and i need you to change your mind like immediately

What do you mean putting a lot of attention on a very small marginalized group that minds our own business was a distraction??

Explaining medical advancements to Americans: “ok, imagine a gun…”

It is really funny that Jimmy Kimmel Live showed more moral fortitude and adherence to a system of values than Columbia University

This is a pretty good explanation as to why the entire billionaire class suddenly panicked and went full fascism.

doomscrolling but for LinkedIn

Imagine this: we have socialism and a planned economy. A new technology is invented that automates a ton including your job. No worries. You get paid to get retrained in a new field and you can keep living in your apartment cause you’re not charged to live there. All is fine.

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

it's so cool how as this administration proceeds down a clearly marked road to a well documented destination so many people adopt a posture of scornful disbelief that they'll continue with what they've been doing and promise to keep doing truly, the Air Bud tweet is the defining post of our age

not true

Yes sir we're chanting "Release the Earhart Files"

Can I just say how funny it is for one of the world’s richest most powerful people to introduce a new thing from his trillion dollar company and get people hype for it and to end up with 1,600 likes after a day

Submarines implies the existence of supermarines

oh my god complete vindication. he banned me over facts!