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fellow millennials, let's take a second to appreciate how great it feels to be in the prime marketing demographic catered to by all of the culture. I get now why boomers wanted it to last forever

Absolutely loving this new merch design from New Bedford Whaling Museum store.whalingmuseum.org/en-gb/produc...

One can only imagine the eventful back story which led to this particular amendment.

I think the thing I resent most about gen AI- and this is a selfish thing to say but it’s true- is that it’s put an asterix on my sense of wonder. What I mean is that now when I see an amazing or beautiful image I can’t have that initial “wow!” reaction. I doubt. I have to verify. I hate it.

Fully expecting Wes Streeting to announce an inquiry into whether Royal Navy ships can be a "she".

[lolsob]

Just like this. Refuse to comply. Our organizations are made of us. If we don't participate when they choose hate? They adjust or they are replaced.

Also, if all your friends are neurospicy and you're the token neurotypical, no you're not

This is why we watch the football. Even though it's broken and FIFA sucks and everything is on fire...

My kingdom for people to understand that if you're posting a picture of text, the text should be in your alt text verbatim. Not a summary, not left out, included exactly as pictured. C'mon.

The sword master nodded. "I see. Well, I'm not one to back down from a challenge. And what type of sword are you most interested in learning to use?" "One of those long ones with the elaborate guard." "A rapier? In human size, or your size?" "Does it matter?" said the dragon. "A bit, yes."

🪦🧵 (I love my desk job soon much!)

"Kommst du mit zu 'Evolution - Das Musical' vom Berni Wagner?" Das letzte Biologie-Musical, das ich gesehen hab, war "Dr Tatiana's Sex Advice to all Creation"*. Beim Berni Wagner hab ich wenigstens eine Chance, dass mir das die Leute nachher glauben... (*leider nicht auf YouTube)

I don't care that Messi didn't personally knock anyone's teeth out - he's Captain. It's his job to set the tone, and this is the tone he chose:

[AFTER KEIR STARMER RESIGNS] ME: PAL: ME: PAL: Lot of human rights abuses for a hu- ME: A LOT of human rights abuses for a human rights lawyer!

"I use chatgpt as a search engine" "I use minesweeper as a website browser" "I use the lego pirate ship when I want to boil an egg"

Ich frag mich, ob bei irgendeinem Parteitag schon einmal die Frage aufgetaucht ist Was wäre wenn.. ..wir dezidiert linke Politik machen würden, ..wir geeint hinter dem Parteivorsitzenden stünden, statt ihn permanent zu sabotieren, ..wir aufhören würden nach rechts zu schielen So aber können/

I'm not posting Odyssey memes because one must be wary of GIFs bearing Greeks.

What I think is really good about Beauty and the Beast is that he seems like a comical side character for much of the film until his vanity and misogyny drive him to become main antagonist. How traits which seem ridiculous become hugely destructive when they are indulged as much as he is.

"...dass seine Frau zu lange für den Wochenend-Einkauf weg war..." Btw: Alkohol ist kein Auslöser, sondern ein Verstärker für Arschlöcher! www.derstandard.at/story/300000...

I would pay a monthly subscription fee for this kind of thing, give me the Meta glasses force field pls

shout out to The Strand bookstore staffer who did this

is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it

oh this is fun. I like this. he spends so much time inside a bubble where no one is allowed to criticize him, it’s soooooo satisfying when he has to hear boos I just hate this for everyone else whose experience would have been much better without him there

Not to put too fine a point to it, but notice how none of these world class players are being kissed without their consent?

Carney and Sheinbaum relegated to the second row... that's gross.

brauche highlight-reel von andi herzog wie er argentinien disst speziell den ✨herrn paredes✨ #esparg #wm

Suggestion - since Trump doesn't like Spain, how about he stays where he is and Miss Piggy gives the champions their trophy? EVERYONE would be happier.

"Um die Zeit hätt niemand was gegen ein Elferschießen" Bitte was?? Ich will in 10min ins Bett. Und zwar GLÜCKLICH.

Every single time a car gets totaled by a barrier like this is one cyclist or pedestrian’s life saved. Sometimes more.

EXCELLENT. New assignment: Keep Messi from waking up.

German broadcast. Nailed it

DAMNIT.

Lionel Messi, Schiagngankerl...

You have 4 minutes. Please, please, please...

IT'S INEVITABLE IT'S THE FUTURE AND IT ONLY COSTS 100 BILLION DOLLARS A MONTH WITH NO CONCEIVABLE PATH TO PROFIT WE JUST HAVE TO KEEP LYING AND CHEATING AND STEALING AND FORCING IT ON EVERYONE BECAUSE NO ONE IS INTERESTED WE'RE BUSINESS GENIUSES BY THE WAY

Have Spain considered not kicking the ball directly to the Argentinian keeper each time?

Ich find's so schön, dass wenigstens Opus und DJ Ötzi für uns im WM-Finale sind 🤣

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

…And lest anyone get me wrong here: this is just a massive ERROR OF TONE for an event that has never had, or needed, stuff like this at its halftime. Workd Cup halftimes are not about entertainment. They’re about *tension.* …This is just kinda pitiful. 🙄

IS THAT THE PS22 CHOIR??? How amazing is that for these kids?? They get to sing with Kermit and Miss Piggy AND Shakira??

This alone very nearly makes me forgive this whole thing.

THEY BROUGHT THE RONALDO WE LIKE!!1! I approve.

I'm just saying - I've seen the Superbowl Halftime Show. And if they're going to sing their anthem for no reason and do a show in the first place and generally be as American about this as they possibly can, then I demand *quality*. Because they've proven they're good at that.

Is the halftime show going to be as embarrassing as the pre-show? I'd like to calibrate whether the drink I'm about to get from my kitchen needs to have alcohol in it or not.

Argentina is an evil that must be defeated. I also hope its soccer team loses.

This is ... bad. Why is this so bad? Did they have a budget of 10 dollars and half an hour to set this up??

Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.