I was trying to hang up when I answered, if we’re being honest.

Aye. Get out that girl media and go tell her how pretty she is

I don’t do that negging shit. You better just adore me.

when you tryna catch a light but the person in front of you is either creeping or they stop at the yellow instead of both of us catching it 🙄 I think it's a lil worse when they creep and make it but make you miss it

Halloween '22 💕

"Before we get started, does anybody want to get out?" That was when he won.

can’t feel my legs, but… worth it

can't wait to be able to gain a lil weight 😋

Odell Beckham:

The bed

*gestures at everything*

♎️💜

Can somebody explain the science behind why these don’t taste the same without pregnancy in the air???

Monaleo has released her new song, “Sexy Soulaan.”

Every time I get on a plane I think “damn if we crash this gone be my ghost outfit”

hey my babies! it's been too long 🥹💕

&beennnnn

Luke James so fine!

her and than chin have individual klan hoods.

Which isn’t shocking considering that Natalie Nunn a white supremacist 💀

oh lord, what's wrong with twitter now 😭

Not even close

making movie references in everyday convos >>>

Singing songs sparked by word association in a conversation >>>>

FeministaJones

Bro…..a 279% interest rate? They need to be shot into the sun. IDC what you say about people not signing up for it, they’re preying on people’s fear and inability to keep their heads above water.

Professional woman

Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

homeboy said FUCK BRITISH PROPAGANDA!!!!!! LMAO

I really be holding my titties to self-soothe 😂

My grandfather used to keep a big red dictionary in his study and when I was a young bookworm the man would empty his pockets for me every book fair Getting older I learned he only had a 6th grade education and was actively learning though me and my learning new words. Literacy >>>

This shit grinds my gears 😂

Man look. When I worked at Amazon someone took a blowup doll in the bathroom, people would leave used sex toys in the bins, some girl tried to smuggle a dildo out the warehouse. People are fucking NASTY.

First American pope *ever*… while America is just doing whatever tf… Interesting.

Oh boy. I wonder how long it’s going to take before Trump takes credit for this.

100 college students vs 11:59pm 🤣🤣🤣

“We need more Black cops” they say. Ay man, color don’t matter. A pig is a pig is a pig.

Black women do look incredible in orange. And I mean INCREDIBLE.

It's heartbreaking. Waiting for the things they said to come true only to find out that they were ridiculously wrong.

When this came on they was going crazy music.apple.com/us/album/mak...

Or when they had the same cell phone company so it was free calls & text >>>

Drastic oversight to not call em Bloomerangs

“It’s hard” Good!!! It’s supposed to be hard… doing difficult things is good for you

fundamentally, people either want to be good at something right away or they won't do it at all like, do you know how many times people asked me how i make stuff out of wood? FAILING REPEATEDLY