It's easy for the cryptkeeper to sit there and moralize. Make his little puns about our transgressions. All he needs to do is take care of his damn crypt. His life is simple

Mr. Clean(sing)

Chump change

Definitive mark of a dive bar. "When are we open until? We close"

The JD Drew lineage

Great time to be buying a house on October 2nd!

Sorry, butt,.. Shitler

On that "infinity plus 1" bullshit

That guy in Colorado worked on his killdozer for eighteen months.. and.. they just.. gave one out..

Josh Kraft about to be out here like Damone trying to get that 5.5 back

Long live the days of trading for Yao in franchise mode on NBA Live 2004-07. Guy was a cheat code.

Yogi the Bearorist

A young Steve Pearce

+300 on McCardiac Arrest

Stick Stickly PO Box 963 NY, NY 10108

Summertime Sadness is about how oily the peanut butter gets in warmer months

He climbed up on that pedestal not realizing it only gives us a better vantage point to fling shit at him

Also home to... the sport itself

Meanwhile Josh Kraft is busy dumping a couch in a bike lane somewhere

Temporary embarrassed millionaire quote but about incels

The right "talk" about sex because they aren't getting any. It's the not-getting-pussy Party

Really stuck it to em that day

Just guys copyright infringing dudes

Love to rehash 9-17yo slights. Especially imagined ones.

know your fascist

🚨Weird-looking dick alert 🚨

I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles

RIP

By "jobs" she means "job".. and it's hers.

Cuomo pitching voters

One of the.. good.. aspects of the internet eating itself every other day without any trace left is maybe this lady doesn't have to feel a lifelong shame for putting these words out into the world

The best answer is always to drive about 3-4hrs the hell away

Took a bit of experimenting before they realized they were Tricera*tops*

One hour to go until the draft, more than enough time to craft an opinion from scratch on a player you've never heard of that you will never waver from.

The Bullet Farmer has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

Seems violent at first, but petting a pretty animal and eating a plate of nachos seems like it could be a decent way to go

The most NBA thing possible would be if Kevin Durant gets traded on the day of Game 7 of the Finals.

Some would say she had a.. lean back

This fool had to leave VERMONT early. Good luck in there, little buddy

One year ago today. One of my best. Free to read at @flaminghydra.com flaminghydra.com/round-pond-m...

This the remix to addiction. Hot and fresh off prescriptions Organs dying in yo body Convulsing in the prison

Cool shell formation on my beach walk

The light scratch of his nose before dropping "WMD" is his tell, like a pitcher tipping his fastball

Will be curious when there are no alt-right dorks popping out of U-Hauls in cargo pants and Polos later on, almost like they're busy playing dress up elsewhere..

Why are they like this?

Sasha Pavlovic at Dave & Buster's in Braintree Sentence sounds like a fever dream

Having an easy Sunday morning at 3pm on Wednesday