pretty bad when Calvin's penmanship has you beat

If many of us are quiet about politics online nowadays, it isn't that we don't care and we're not mobilized offline. We talked about this for years. We warned them. So many who are upset now did not listen! They thought they knew better than we did. So much of this suffering was preventable.

The Dollop did an episode on Jim that reiterated reporting from another podcast about his shitty on-set behavior during the CBS series PERSON OF INTEREST: - talking to non-white people working on the show in ethnic "accents" - speaking gibberish to non-American people & claiming to be fluent

I saw KILL BILL in a theater yesterday. Two dickbags in the row behind me loudly came to the conclusion that Tarantino is an asshole, and also a genius, and that two things can be true at the same time my response: you tell on yourself by deciding who you're willing to put up with because of genius

Gavin Newsom is a Republican and supporting him for president means you are, too

Everyone knows the problem caused by the internet was conflating the idea that having an opinion on something means you deserve to have that opinion heard. That's why you choose me in this election and my "Consequences For Pompousness" plan

by the way, KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR is the last great Tarantino effort i understand why, financially, it was released as 2 movies as 1 film, it's a work of art, made before he doubled down on having "toddler obsessed with personally killing history's monsters" become his whole identity

CASABLANCA 2: ELECTRIC LASZALOO

I just got out of KILL BILL and honestly, what im thinking about is how wild that we can go see unrated movies at movie theaters now

It doesn't feel like Christmas? That's ok, you're 12.

weird thing to announce, but after little familiarity with them (beyond thinking the singer is a dipshit), i found out today that i dig The Smiths

NIXON ESCAPES!

@whysophiewhy.bsky.social's second atonal scream has the makings of a good Ray Romano impression

That's right, it's time for MP3 player wrapped! In 2025, you listened to: • Music Your top album was • Album And you listened to music by • Artists

Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right

This is no different than Trump saying Chuck Schumer isn't Jewish anymore, fuck off Hillary

Fuck you if you support him.

people have the rest of their lives to wax poetically about an album they fell in love with at the age of 23 and an increasingly shrinking amount of time to fall in love with something new the same way so they usually prefer to love the album from their youth

Blessed by the sight of the Metra lines on fire. 🔥 #Chicago

Because tomorrow is December 1 and I only got to listen to this once a year youtu.be/riG85oA6Wy4?...

I am voting for Consequences.

John's playing one of those six-pickup Rickenbackers with semi-fanned frets

Fucking up every future compilation's tracklist because we titled our most popular track "Song 2"

John's playing one of those six-pickup Rickenbackers with semi-fanned frets

i think it's bad that people largely don't pay attention to anything until prices start going up and foreign fishing boats get bombed

New by me: a custom frame to house a linenbacked theatrical one-sheet for HEAD (1968), starring the Monkees, directed by Bob Rafelson, and written by Jack Nicholson. Wood is gummy cherry. What is HEAD all about? Only John Brockman's shrink knows for sure!

one of the greatest assets about METALLIC K.O. is that you can either accept it as-is, or take its own recommendation to fuck off

There's a scene that was cut out of all versions of ALIENS: while going after Newt, Ripley finds a cocooned Burke, who begs for help. She puts a grenade in his hands & moves on. Nowadays, I would love to see someone make it to that point in the movie and say, "That's mean, you may need his help!"

Sorry, but if the leopards didn't eat your face, you'd never learn

If you're watching the HBO doc on the Super Bowl Shuffle and are wondering what it was like living through the '85 Bears season in Chicagoland, let me tell you: you could send money through the mail to order your very own official G.I. Joe action figure of Richard "The Refrigerator" Perry

The 2025 "remaster" of the Beatles Anthology documentary is, sadly, a sterilized version of what was already considered to be the sanitized version of the Beatles story. The few "controversial"moments that made it through the editorial process of the original are now missing or censored.

If you want to see how quickly everyone goes into manufacturing consent mode, compare the full-court press tonight to the response to any of the people ICE has shot in the last few months, some of whom died.

yep. also really can't overstate how much nuzzi is very much the product of an environment that rewards amoral ambition and frowns on people who sincerely believe anything

if Homer had just looked one ad down, he could have seen the Dead at the Capital City Stadium

Every time my wife rewatches The Gilmore Girls (at least twice a year), I watch a little bit, and based on the actions of the secondary characters, i pitch renaming the show "God, What a Bitch"

everything pretty well sucks, except for Laurel and Hardy fans, who are being spoiled with regular releases of high-def remasters. Just this week, I got LAUREL AND HARDY: YEAR 3 from Flicker Alley, and closer to Xmas, i'm expecting the first volume of restored features from Classic Flix

the first legendary thing about Appleton

Paul McCartney: Ob-la-di, Ob-la-did it Tour

unexpected Olivia Tremor Control needledrop in the first episode of Man On The Inside

if you want your mind blown, here are the ages of the actors in BEVERLY HILLS COP when it was released in 1984: Eddie Murphy: 23 Judge Reinhold: 27 John Ashton: 36

maybe i am going insane

So apparently the "remastered" version of the Beatles Anthology coming to Disney Plus this week are edited?? The original ABC miniseries was 3 eps, running about 6 hours (with commercials) The VHS/laserdisc/DVD version was 8 eps running 70-80 minutes each New version is 60 min per episode...

COOL CAT FOR PREZ

One day, some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect, Charlie Brown.

this, but also, we're a nation of children-brained adults who think they have a unique hot take that everyone needs to hear when really they're really just lonely and want to be listened to, and this is an easy way to ruffle other children-brained adults into defending some weird idea of tradition