Was Rachel campos not on call to translate

the elderly woman behind the counter in a small town lives to fight another day

The Jesus ad and the Hims and Hers ad are, tonally, the same.

Reminder that the "He Gets Us" Jesus ads are connected to anti-LGBTQ+, anti-abortion hate groups decider.com/2023/02/12/h...

LULZ

You don’t have to share trumps racist posts. Not about the superbowl. Not about anything. We could join truth social if we wanted. We’re here though.

This has evolved from 70% serious, 30% bit to about 95% serious

The way you know JSN was going to clear the concussion protocol is because he’s a vitally important player

Remember when Matthew Broderick killed two people and paid a $175 fine?

skosh overthrown

And while everyone is feeling good about Benito giving a Grammy to someone who is not Liam Ramos: Congress can pass a personal bill to grant citizenship to Liam Ramos, his family and Kilmer Abrego Garcia.

not even gonna get a shutout. smdh

I ask this genuinely but also knowing the answer: why are the millions and millions of dollars these people have never enough? have some self-respect!

A Drake has gotten destroyed in consecutive Super Bowls

Real lazy writing to have the Antichrist figure be named Mr. Beast, tbh

👇🏿

Oh, a reminder.

FUCK YOU PATRIOTS

it only took till the 4th quarter

I hope Drake Maye’s mom has some orange slices on the sideline

hieronymus bosch ass burger

The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante

This game is just Oops All Kicks

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

In case anyone forgot or didn't understand the reference www.wgbh.org/news/2017-10...

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

Y’all Pedro Pascal had a cameo in that show I’m levitating. Please tell me Jon Hamm was in there somewhere.

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

The worse Sam Darnold looks at the release point the better the pass is, if you showed me him getting hit by a car in the pocket I’d assume it was a touchdown

Don’t worry man I’m sure nobody saw you get your shit rocked by Sam Darnold

the most moves darnold has ever shown?

Man, you could absolutely run on “Together, we are America” and someone needs to start doing it tomorrow morning at 9am. bsky.app/profile/insi...

also, just… joy! it can be so powerful. i was smiling through the whole thing

that was awesome

This is the most Olympic Opening Ceremony Super Bowl halftime show ever (deeply complimentary).

The respect! I had literally just said Ricky danced so Bad Bunny could run and look who is here!

ricky martin reminding you

are we allowed to superbowl without gaga

the bushes will be dancing?

Your current Super Bowl MVP.

so. think there'll be a touchdown

I am, of course, happy that Jasmine Guy got paid.

I wrote this before the Dunkin commercial featuring the combined net worth of a mid-sized NATO member

the turf lightly grazed the nipple of the ball