the depressing fact of the matter is that you can get really far in the world by being a dumb mean shameless asshole

If Zeno's Paradox was a man

Share a gif from a horror movie you love.

Daily bunny no.3280 has yet to be found

I’m sorry, if you’re a journalist and you’re still going to the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, fuck off.

Had to reskeet this, if only for the “weird German communists exiled to the Midwest who imprinted on the Union like a lost baby bird” part because the Forty-Eighters are one of my big historical obsessions. Go Google “Forty-Eighters,” enjoy your rabbit hole, thank me later.

Remember when Dan Quayle misspelled a word and it was the end of his political career?

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

Oops all injured roster

Periodic reminder that Markey has a bill to take away nuclear first strike powers from the president. Possibly the single most important piece of legislation a Dem majority could pass. No one should be trusted with such power.

I'm sorry but lmaoooooo

Somebody had a conversation with their spouse today that included an exasperated utterance of "IT'S EASTER"

that last three saved South Carolina from getting outscored in every quarter of the national championship, holy hell

i just think it's great that there's a championship coach who looks like Barb from HR. Seriously. Don't fuck with Barb.

Continuing my proud Easter tradition of putting on four to seven sinister rings and ruining Anne Baxter's life.

the NCAA women's tournament getting Red Panda and the NCAA men's tournament getting the Chainsmokers is a great example of how toxic masculinity harms men too

Not gonna lie, the dancing UCLA band & coordinated fan section has me a little jelly of Bruins fans. Fun crew to be a part of.

I am in the Easter Sunday blog chair at Defector today, and am getting things started by writing on a topic near and dear to me: a sputtering and extremely upset man saying "it is what it is." defector.com/south-caroli...

"Who can be serene in a country where both the rulers and the ruled are without principle? The remembrance of my country spoils my walk" - Henry David Thoreau

Scrolled by this poster and for a sec thought there was a Judas bowling movie.

Ah there’s South Carolina

New chicks, who dis? 🐣

These balls are really bouncy on these rims

When considering whether Trump's threat of world-historic war crimes is "just a tweet," it's worth remembering that Pete Hegseth has his job because of his affirmative support for war criminals, not in spite of it

Damn what a shot

Not sure we needed that many shots of Lauren betts dry heaving

Did abc forget to cut to commercial

New Zealand pigeon | Kererū 🪶

I think the answer is yes and I think that Dems should make it very clear that the careers of everyone involved will end in chains and disgrace

Loving the announcer at the women’s championship

He has risen!

Impeachment is not some special exception from normal politics where you shouldn't say it unless you already have the votes in hand. You go out and plainly advocate what you think should be done, and attack those who refuse to do it, just like on anything else.

You, Senator, *are* in the body that has the power to remove him.

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

Tired of the old "elf on a shelf" nonsense? Canada GOTCHU.

Now imagine it equipped with a taser.

I'm a bit of a broken record on this, but usurping the power of the purse isn't just one constitutional violation among all the many others. It is, uniquely and singularly, the death of constitutional government altogether. Game over, end of story, you now live in an autocracy.

when daffy and porky fuck in the cheers bathroom

about time someone called that motherfucker out

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

Sometimes readers are skeptical when I tell them that retailers would rather pay for self-checkout kiosks and product lockup systems and all manner of other questionable in-store tech rather than staffing because of an ideological preference for capital spending over labor spending and, well,,,

Our annual viewing of the Brutalist Easter Bunny in Jyväskylä, Finland. www3.jkl.fi/taidemuseo/v...

Kein Scheiß, Sherlock

Good morning. He is Rison.