If you’re worried about losing your health care, apparently Trump has a message for you:

Another pass completed!

Sure, it's great to have 'subversive' "the princess doesn't need a knight and rescues herself from the dragon," but we should have more stories about the heroism of the dragon attempting to save everyone from the monarchy.

What if the receiver had reached for it

Coach that body slammed the player in celebration pulled back when he realized he wasn’t wearing pads too

Good advice for everyone.

Hey a completed pass!

The chyron operators are deadlier posters than you might think

How much money did Cooper lose with the Bernstein movie that requires him to do all these ads

Why would you call a fair catch behind your own 10 yard line

There often seems to be communication errors between Flacco and his receivers. Kind of why we’re at where we’re at. That and his line can’t seem to protect him

despite mike tomlin’s best efforts the steelers have won

He shouldn't have cancelled his Bugle subscription. Via TextsFromSuperheroes.com

we should take away all their money so they can’t do this

Well Christ I turned it off because I thought it was over

The Ezra Klein style of caring about political “strategy” over consistent moral principles and values of your own reminds me of how a lot of pop culture consumers obsessively track box office and chart performance rather than just evaluating based on whether things are good or if they like them

The old man is not okay. www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-pos...

Stephany Gauffeny says she wants the world to know that her husband, Miguel Angel Garcia-Hernandez, is more than "just an immigrant or a detainee, or a criminal."

The secret theme of every 1970s film is the material shittiness of the 1970s.

FTR, I don’t think we need to run anti-choice Democrats ANYWHERE. But certainly not in 3 states—even if they’re red—that just passed pro-choice initiatives/amendments. Please just stop it. You have to stand for SOMETHING. And Klein doesn’t seem to stand for anything but cloying both-sidesism

Tomlin: “the fuck? Ok!”

Excellent. Piece we’ve needed, describing typically unarmed, financially desperate fishermen paid peanuts to transport drugs & were summarily executed. Trump’s henchmen shld beware: murder remains a crime, law licenses can be revoked—just bc Gitmo torturers got pass doesn’t mean these killers will.

For people wondering what she said afterwards

I hope this email finds you and in the darkness binds you

Imagine living in a country as diverse as this one and hating it. Weird stuff.

Oregon deserved that win

It would have been nice if these teams decided to have an offense 2hours ago

whatever just happened in Oregon/Penn State was supermegatargeting

Targeting or no that was a nasty hit

I know we’re supposed to be Past That, Marge, but it really is astonishing that Trump—through a weird combination of total shamelessness on his part and sneaking regard on theirs—has largely gotten to the media to treat him in a way that applies to literally no-one else in American public life.

Shit that kid can run

Allar, you can’t do chains and a head band. You gotta pick one

Y’all waited long enough to make this a game

Two things are true, one when Allar runs he looks like a horse that is trying to figure out how it ended up in a grocery store and two his running might win them this game

In the Regina Hall of the Mountain Regina King, is this anything?

Well penn state remembered to offense

C.J. Kayfus is hit by a pitch with the bases loaded and two outs in the ninth inning to clinch a playoff berth for the Guardians. Somehow, it feels fitting.

It's funny how every football player in America now insists on pulling their pants up three inches above the knee, but then puts on over-the-calf socks and like eight compression sleeves

Cleveland!

Of course a Texas team has a big man named Rowdy

Oh wow some did a real pass down field

Mike Johnson refuses to swear in a Democrat who won her election in a landslide just so he can block a vote on the Epstein files. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

TRUMP: *lining up Democrats against the wall* HAKEEM JEFFRIES: *blindfolded* here's the thought: stop rising prices.

How hard is it to say “invading an American city with the US military is treason and the second we have power we will prosecute anyone who gave or obeyed an illegal order”

the fucked up thing is that i believe with the force of 1000 suns that the right wing freaks in government will be defeated and sooner than any of us can think

If you think Trump deploying troops in American cities is nothing more than an opportunity to pivot to a completely different subject, you do not belong in Democratic leadership.

It’s not exciting, dude. It’s 0-0

"IF YOU'RE ICE, THEN YOUR MOMMA RAISED A BITCH" strong contender for protest sign of the year

Curt Cignetti knew to honor the Sunken Iowa Gods with that safety