"Reading the room starts with reading."

“We, the detainees at the Delaney Hall Detention Facility, wish to express our objection to the violation of our rights as immigrant human beings.”

So we now have at least three people White House linked with cancer and I’m just wondering bout all of that fucking ballroom dust floating in the air and looking at Stephen Miller and then checking my watch

At-large voting has produced a culture of auto-pilot governance by electeds who acquiesce to the demands of the donor class instead of their constituents, the most recent example of which is the handover of McCoy Park to the Haslam Sports Group writes Mike Strandberg. matternews.org/voices/opini...

Listening to Fleetwood Mac and thinking about how The Americans made the best use of Tusk in episode 1. What a banger of a song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATMR...

Hard to think of anyone i'd want to hear from more than Harry Edwards. Thanks to @edgeofsports.bsky.social for tracking him down and sharing his voice with the rest of us.

i just want talarico to say “if you care more about my taco order than $7 gas you are a giant fucking idiot”

Thing is: I actually think pay raises for Congress are legitimate and good and should be built in to the system to remove them from politicization. You don't want a system where only the rich can serve as representatives of the people. But to couch it in terms of crooked stock-trading? Lol.

Female birds with confusing names.

Someone said this last night, but if you look in the threads about "vibescession" the main thing people are talking about is the constant precarity. So what would happen if one wage-earner in your house got cancer and couldn't work?

Daily bunny no.3331 is flying the old-fashioned way

A treat for you all lol smh

never beating the 38 year old posting allegations

tom brady still tryna take off that all-leather fit he had on recently, ain’t got no time for posting videos he fightin for his LIFE

got onto Facebook without Fluffbuster Purity turned on for a minute earlier and it’s honestly funny that they had to post this

Kevin Hart is the first guy to get addicted to being in commercials for gambling.

i am once again begging the trump administration to end international travel in and out of every major city in the united states and see what happens

was Chad Dickhead taken

Admittedly, if I was writing a vapid idiot with rancid ideas I would probably also name him "Spencer Pratt"

🎶 Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man" Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland "Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man?"

Gonna be amazing when Trump tries to swagger out of the White House like that Vince McMahon meme but then immediately trips and falls and then the giant arch collapses on him while Yakety Saks plays

Easy lover is forever a banger

SGA hasn't even gotten to the locker room yet and Stephon Castle's already picked him up (via NBA)

A Red-headed Woodpecker at the entrance to a nest cavity. Hopefully we have little ones this year! Fledgling Red-headed Woodpeckers have gray noggins and will start molting into their red head feathers in the winter.

It worked for Elsevier, Wiley, Springer Nature....

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

For far too long, this country has been governed by people who were either unable or simply unwilling to post brief videos of themselves being bitten multiple times by snakes that they had just picked up for some reason,

All professional sports teams should have an in-house team pet

Then what the fuck is the point of your party. Just join the tories

Home Depot is understaffing their stores (the same as CVS) and that's why they do this. Starbucks closed unionized stores in Santa Monica and Brentwood and blamed crime. Big corps send pressers to newspapers who copy and paste them into the CMS and do zero original reporting. Ask me how I know

"close Delaney Hall and free every person in there" is the demand, so direct that (in my experience) some people may miss it rather than accept it

Ohhhh, what if it happened DURING the UFC fight!

Identity theft protection is for people that believe in the future

wake up babe the white house is a six flags

it can’t be healthy to see the most surreal thing I’ve ever seen every single week

The great Sonny Rollins has died at age 95, just four weeks shy of 70 years since recording his masterpiece album “Saxophone Colossus.” It’s the end of an era—all of the jazz giants in this famous 1958 photo “A Great Day in Harlem” are now gone www.nytimes.com/2026/05/25/a...

A #BlueskyLullaby for tonight: Sonny Rollins's cover of Guy Wood and Robert Mellin's "My One and Only Love." R.I.P. See you around. youtu.be/-l4HZCIpV5o?...

the two of them were in the same office building until March. It just emphasizes for me all the points made very eloquently elsewhere tonight that there's no standard of decorum, no standard, no rule, no anything they won't violate right now

all evening I keep thinking about how the person now overseeing ICE was a senator two months ago

Can’t believe that Andy Kim is in two of the most haunting pictures of the last few years.

I think we all pretty much get that the Pope believes things we do not believe but it’s still nice when he raises the salience of the things we believe that he also believes

My grandfather made it home, but his kidneys failed soon after from the sulfa drugs given on Guadalcanal. A wife and 3 daughters left behind. The government never acknowledged it or made it right. But nice to know people who broke into the Capitol and wiped their shit on the walls will get millions.

coffee: the bean juice

My gift to media reporters ahead of whatever makeover comes next at CBS News is to inform you that the building housing “60 Minutes” is also home to an exhibit where you can enjoy a 3-D virtual reality reenactment of the sinking of the Titanic.

"It hasn't touched my life; if you're mad about it that's your problem" is a pretty common American attitude, underappreciated as a political dogma pretending that it isn't one

A short 🧵 to pull together some Memorial Day posts 🗃️

yo

Corgi.exe has crashed.

“We are Jaxson Dart” is the same sentiment as having to eat a ton of Papa John’s to own the libs.