THEY’RE ALREADY DEAD

lol France wyd

Mayor Mamdani is not its first victim

Yes.

Canada should increase tariffs on the US due to diarrhea.

American actress Elizabeth McGovern was born #OnThisDay in 1961. Best known for her portrayal of Cora Crawley, Countess of Grantham, in #DowntonAbbey, she wore this Caroline McCall designed magenta chiffon evening dress embellished with beading in Season 4. Sold via Bonhams. #costume

literally do not speak to me about ANYTHING else

Reminder that DOGE never actually had the legal authority to do anything it did. Maybe something for future government (criminal) lawyers to ponder

Ah yes the Faragemobile

The logical endpoint of the American conservative political impulse: pissy HOA behaviors + death squads of otherwise unemployable gun chuds. It's all been leading up to this baby.

This is why you don’t let car dealership guys into government

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

a thing about these “priorities” is that they cannot be achieved without comprehensive Supreme Court reform, which means THAT is your actual priority

I’m so happy for them

Probably the best photo I will ever take of a gang of thuggish ducks eating their way gradually but purposefully towards my face while looking strikingly like their dinosaur ancestors.

Almost certainly the best photo I've ever taken of an affable Jersey bullock scratching its ear pleasurably on the branch of a riverside tree during high summer.

Open the schools

[July 17th, 1986] The Smithereens releases their single "Behind the Wall of Sleep"

One of the biggest impediments to dismantling Trumpism is the lawyers who've run the Democratic Party infrastructure for the last 40 years or so.

My four favourite facts about the cockchafer beetle: 1. It's called a cockchafer beetle. 2. It’s also sometimes known as a “billywitch”. 3. It’s unusually loud and clumsy by beetle standards and bangs into lots of things when it flies into your house by mistake. 4. It looks like this, close up.

Axel Springer, the company that owns Politico, awards its top prize to...Antichrist lecturer Peter Thiel. No mention of the $50 million Thiel gave the son of Axel Springer's CEO to start a venture capital fund. But the CEO lauds Thiel's "courage and non-conformity." www.welt.de/wirtschaft/a...

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can’t breathe the air can’t drink the water can’t eat the food, finally the capitalist utopia is complete

Utterly adorable tiny bob cat kittens in our back yard being watched very closely by indoor cats who are Not Pleased By The Visitors

WHO WANTS A HUG!?

you know in the age of gen ai i think we owe the horse e_books people an apology. everyone was so disappointed it wasn't really a robot, and now it’s like, yes! people made that! art!

a few good Jessica’s

a) ossoff's whole "bring it, dipshit" attitude is exactly the right response to trump's election shenanigans b) good lord has he ever leveled up as a political communicator, I continue to think he's a very serious 2028 contender if he wants it

Every single story about Sam Neill is the best story about Sam Neill.

I want to visit Japan for many reasons, but the current highest is the possibility of meeting Robin the island cat: www.instagram.com/p/DajMhZNk6t8/

I feel like all of the news is just men unable to accept that they’re just extremely unlikeable.

Air Quality Index on my weather app currently just says "it looks like The French Connection outside."

During those orange sky days we decorated our patio with a “brunching in hell” theme

This woman is incredibly brave and I am truly worried that she won’t be protected from retaliation

The Franklin County Dog Shelter said it’s over capacity and crews are strained trying to keep up with the animal intake since the Fourth of July. https://nbc4i.co/4wOmAyp?utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky_

Just heard on tv that our elections are totally corrupt and unreliable. We have no choice but to start over and elect a new president

This is genuinely moving

Don't miss this, it's incredible

I’ve said elsewhere and I don’t care if this bothers some. A LOT of Dems/leftists are just as racist as the right, they just think they’re classier about it.

Not that anyone cares but yes this is illegal

“Do people enjoy the hospital food when they are hospitalized for exploding diarrhea because you dismantled surveillance programs?”

For the first time ever at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park, two echidna "twins" have hatched in the same breeding season 🤎

I want to stress that people who have drugs should not be shot dead either.

If I’m looking for the most important character reference of my life, I probably wouldn’t reach out to someone who went to court to be able to not have to be around me. But, then, I have options.

Throwback to eight years ago. A Dalek with Trump hair and tie moves up and down Whitehall.