Betchu if 40% of men grew tumors on their dicks they’d fuckin know why.

I don't need AI. I can sketch garbage by myself. And then @pabastien.bsky.social can do a better job than me

gg 2025! got to do more type design, some custom type work (which I hope to mention soon!), experiment with graphic design + illustration, and did my first album cycle with physicals in mind! let’s see what 2026 has in store!

#artvsartist2025 天空一声巨响！包包闪亮登场！（？）

2026 is going to be my year and that is a threat (I listened to Hopes and Dreams on repeat making this)

the fanbase contains multitudes

expanded edition 📽️

I re-read Frank Foer’s bestseller “How Soccer Explains the World” (2004), after some colleagues had recommended it, but mostly to see why I hated it so much the first time around. Some quick reflections. 🧵

My mission to make this quote from James Cameron ubiquitous is unyielding.

May as well remind you of Diverse Book feeds here too 🤔 🖤♠️🌈📚🪐📚💙💕📚🧠 Trans Books: bsky.app/profile/did:... Aspec Books: bsky.app/profile/did:... Queer SFFH: bsky.app/profile/did:... Queer Bookworms: bsky.app/profile/did:... Queer Black Bookworms: bsky.app/profile/did:...

If you've got no plans for tomorrow, me neither! Join me from 3PM EST to do... something! Haven't figured out what yet! But it'll be my incredibly poorly timed 100th stream of 2025 and it'd be nice to wave goodbye to this roller coaster ride of a year while having some fun 🎉

i'm stupid. put me in the ny times.

QRP with something watery

*clearing browser history after reading the wikipedia article on Crime*

Slowly getting back into drawing: www.patreon.com/posts/masked...

There is no path out of Nazism that runs through major magazines, PR stunts, speaking tours, television appearances, public office, or celebrity. A BIG part of the process is sitting quietly out of the public eye as you learn to own your sins. True for gutter fash, true for MTG.

We need to reframe DOGE as a critical cyber attack on America perpetrated by Elon Musk and unvetted hackers.

Tuesday Tip 12/30

uma tifazinha de memoria

Verano.

Coworker: any plans for the weekend? Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old

No Blue Prince fans called me out for this line yesterday. You were supposed to be mad. Now I'm mad instead. 😡

Mike was one of the guys laying the framework for what good jokes would look like in a novel format with a strict character limit. 35 is so young. Rest easy good stranger

I am begging games writers in 2026 to stop talking about point and click like it's a dead/dormant genre currently being resurrected by whatever thing you've just noticed

It wasn’t ’adopted’ it was imposed. Foisted.

you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead

I’ve begun evaluating license plates based on how funny they would be to be the last thing you see

You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.

i remember one time someone got mad at mike f for some mildly offensive aspect of a joke and he said in reply, "i'm sorry, i don't know what the rules are." really stuck with me.

I do not want to go into 2026. It's too late for me. Leave me here. I'll guard the door to make sure 2025 doesn't escape.

Frieren

One of the best to ever do it

Lady knight sketch:

Back to basics

but anyways, just wanted to make sure people know, i do in fact voice the Senshi from Delicious in Dungeons, even if IMDB no longer says i do

Miiriya is an app where you can shop Black Owned Businesses on one app, like Amazon but all the businesses are Black Owned. It also has Bartering, a Mutual Aid section, and an Employment help section. iOS/Android

This has been a great year for people who love being angry

i was under the impression roblox was a dating app for pedophiles, but i see they're also one of our casinos for children, a thing the US has now

*riding my unicorn through the taco bell drive-thru*

What a quote.

The "I'm scared to talk about AI due to bullies" people are like the "you can't say anything" people c.2015. There's a billion-dollar industry supporting your use of AI now just like there was an entire hegemonic culture supporting allegedly contrarian takes then. You just want everyone to like you!

White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.

Each faction in Songs of Conquest has a build site and scaffolding for when something is built. For Roots faction where everything is nature, we had to figure something different 😅 #pixelart

Hello Twitter refugees. I like to talk about RPGs! That's mostly what I do here on Bluesky. This is the RPG stuff that I'm doing right now.

Maybe it's cause im a finnicy bitch, but even in the tumblr "hellsite" days I have NEVER had this problem. following tons of cool artists/funny peeps and then weeding out the noise and such. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISNT THE NORM!? YOU GUYS BEEN CHUGGING THE UNFILTERED ALGO-SLOP THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!