Why does the UK keep inventing these impenetrable and arcane processes for selecting a leader when "Bake Off" already exists.

standing in the middle and tossing zoloft into people's mouths as they approach one at a time, like a martial arts master expertly deflecting his students' attacks. they fall to the ground smiling

now that we're all adults, can we acknowledge that catdog definitely shit out each other's mouths?

turning a big dial labeled "maternal instincts" up and constantly checking the audiences reactions for fear

I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here

Never thought that a headline that would once cause me despair now gives me hope for the future 😆

Mousegirl core

Low level gangster named Johnny Chexmix who doesn’t do many crimes but likes to be considerate during mafia gatherings

Name a song with girl in the title but replace with squirrel: Squirrel, You'll Be A Woman Soon

My favorite mother’s day cartoon from the stupendous @rosemarymosco.com

Mousing in color

Modern classic

got sent to hr again

/r/savedyouaclick there are no pictures

we should start a diy network for ADHD medication

Ceci n'est pas une golden calf.

And that’s when I was like damn that is a big ass fuckin spleen right, so

Judith Butler as a playable character in GTA 6...stealing cars and doing mob hits because of "anti woke" departmental budget cuts. This is basically late Russian empire simulator though...

Evangelical Christian leaders literally gathering around a gold statue of the president and celebrating it, all while raging against any accusation of idolatry. This is what idol worship looks like.

evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”

Hello, I'm the Washington Post Editorial Board

Never thought I’d be living in a world so shitty that I’d find myself saying WHO CARES ABOUT UFO PICS RIGHT NOW

Now I know an ITALIAN is not trying to claim they have a more established nation— www.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmeri...

y’all i think i just stumbled upon a kewpie mayonnaise appreciation account enjoy

you mess with the bull you get the horns. you mess with the goat you get the woodwinds. the horse has the string section and the rabbit is on percussion

sometimes Oxford is normal and sometimes members of @orieloxford.bsky.social chapel gather to serenade a new beehive on college grounds with a 17th century madrigal

that thing where weird conspiracies like "the middle ages didn't happen" became totally normalized in russia under putin are starting to make sense.

It's Doro-day! Please don't forget to give the jerboa plenty of cheesecake and praise and love today! #arknights #明日方舟 #アークナイツ #pixelart

i am becoming more and more confident that RFK Jr's plan is to bring back the golden era of serial killers

This is one of those things that sounds benign or even beneficial on the surface, but is a wedge to begin denying other groups passports too.

Day #261: Snoopy (1968)

Wishbone was a fun show where a dog would do classic literature, in case you ever wondered what Faust would be like as a dog... It also came out in the totally rad 90s.

my "LIVE BENEFICIAL INSECTS" sticker has people asking many questions already answered by the sticker

This is probably gonna gain traction soon, so I want to ground everyone before the fear that may come. The purpose of memos like this is probably best understood as to create fear. If they had the resources and ability to conduct mass crackdowns on trans groups, they would just do it.

I don't think people understand just how many people of my generation are kind of accidental internationalists simply because that's how everything was and how the world works, the nation-unit backgrounded for the connections and people as a gestalt

<runs in, out of breath> i just came from mastodon and—-

iFieri.

i made this image in 2021 and it remains the funniest thing i've ever done in my eyes

please do not tamper with the toilet cameras they're for your safety.

go on, go on