Cats of downtown Reykjavik.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/

Happy #scriptnotes publication day to all who celebrate (and merry early Christmas to me)! @johnaugust.bsky.social @clmazin.bsky.social

You give a gift, you don’t gift a gift. I will die on this hill.

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

Last chance to turn it off. On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default. To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

Making some art on a sunny Sunday morning.

I would like to protest against Christmas's illegal occupation of November.

We've arrived where God's light cannot reach.

one of us either needs to take grandma to the optometrist or tell her no more cats

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse

Waiting for Waiting for Godot

"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you "Cancel culture" = when you criticize me

"Sir, this is a [HOWLING OF MILLIONS OF DEMONS OF HELL]."

[rubs cat's belly] Cat: wow that feels good [rubs] Cat: oh yeah, so good [rubs] Cat: [whips out gun] ENOUGH

Spotted in DC.

kids will never know the joy that was having the last song on your mixtape fit perfectly on side B

Happy 4th of July, Batman.

can you imagine ever thinking you could go up against Jamelle in posting?

a bluegrass coldplay cover called “yeller”

If you were in a hypothetical situation, what would you do?

Succession had likeable characters?

“Everyone say cheese!” “Cheese!” “Cheese!” “Cheese!” “Cheese!” “Fuck you, Theresa.”

Every year on Memorial Day, I share this video of French caretakers who take sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy, and scrub them into the letters to give them the gold coloring. They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died. France also gave us this land as American soil.

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

Seen on the trail …

“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?” - A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

The film 𝘔𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘰, except it’s me taking a phone pic of my parking space number, and the name on the garage, and the street sign near the garage.

A film that takes place where you're from.

Did some art today at the Hirshhorn.

It is becoming unbelievably difficult to stay both informed and sane

every third post these days is just “this is so fucking terrible” with a link to some news story and they’re all 100% correct

You: Ready for hot girl summer. Me: Ready for middle-aged woman with fair skin and cold alcoholic drinks in the shade summer.

Welcome to your 40s. Time moves much faster now. Welcome to your 50s

It’s almost like the cruelty is the point.

Meme in real life

Of all motherfuckers, I can’t believe the country is going down with this motherfucker.

Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine

You first.

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

"If you were considering buying a Tesla, don’t. If you’re renting a car, choose another brand. And if you own a Tesla, sell it." slate.com/business/202...

How many times do I have to ask, Calgon

Okay well, here's a picture of Moo Deng eating ramen ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯