Most unsurprising finding ever.

Feed a duck some bread & he eats for a day. Teach a duck to speak, get a little suit & a job interview and I've lost my train of thought now.

🎶'Roxanne, you don't have to spark up the Marlboro Lights'🎶

oh my god this is my marriage

This is just to say I have taken Those plums Out of the icebox And climbed in Fuck yes

Instant co-sign. You wanna talk shit, back it up. I’ll send you an invoice

Companies and governments: we want to build so many data centres everywhere using up vital space and natural resources so we can make AIs do everything people: do you think we could put air conditioning in our houses so we can live comfortably Companies and governments: >:(

@mooseallain.bsky.social This made me think of you

It's really important not to forget about old people during this upcoming period of extreme hot weather. Because they've always got a supply of ice pops in the freezer.

want to see a magic trick

I mean...if I could fly, I'd totally be doing this kind of shit www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

My amazing grandma was born *100* years ago today. She once ran off with a postman but Grandad eventually convinced her to come home. The postman won a huge sum on the pools the next day. The. Next. Day. “Biggest win ever,” she’d tell me, between achingly deep drags on a B&H.

It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23

Cough hahahahahahahaha cough cough www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Ladies and gentlemen, for your entertainment I present to you what might well be the most carefully compiled word search ever.

Drone photography creating a wonderful illusion! Shooting during early morning or late afternoon with the low sun is necessary to project shadows that are elongated and darkly defined! The black cast of shadows from the giraffe are amazing.

One more time. Enjoy your swims but keep an eye.

‘Aye, well you know it grows so fast this time of year, you just have to keep on top of it...oh, she’s fine, thanks for asking, she’s erm, she’s staying at her mum’s for a bit.’

“Let the legal system play out” [CN rape and sexual assault] via Rape Crisis rapecrisis.org.uk/get-informed...

England players should launch themselves knee-height at Partey and when the ref comes over, ask what Partey was wearing when he was fouled and whether he's ever falsely claimed to have been fouled in the past. #TheFootball

Why "appears"? Spence didn't shake hands with Partey. Also, much more seriously,"pleaded not guilty to seven charges of rape" - no: "was charged and will be tried for seven charges of rape, which he denies", which is not the same thing at all. This is not balance, this is cowardice.

I remember the days before Instagram, when you had to take a Polaroid of your dinner, and show it to passers-by whilst holding a piece of orange Lucozade cellophane over it.

Okay. Ai can go bankrupt then. This is not our problem, this sounds like a rich tech billionaire problem.

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

the one pride billboard in southern manitoba (rural bible belt region, one of the towns only just had their first-ever pride march last week) was vandalized a few days ago, so they made tshirts of it. lmfao gettem

💦 Help your garden wildlife by providing some water. Here are some different ways you can try for different creatures. 🐤 Small bird drinking station - Floating logs in your pond, ideal for robins and sparrows.

Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through 6/26, enjoy free standard shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.

📰 Reading some papers this week, you'd think the UK was a tropical paradise. 🚨 The reality is different. We are unprepared for climate-driven extreme heat. 🌾 It takes lives, wrecks infrastructure, ruins harvests, and leaves communities exposed. 🌍 We need a Nature + National Security Act. #NNSBill

Nazi alert (They’ve just taken the photo off the listing, you’ll have to go to the video or 360 tour) www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Okay, UKsters, the media is useless re: extreme heat, so let’s do this. I’m from Southern California, spent the last ten years living outside Seattle, which has a similar climate to Scotland, where I am now. Here’s what I know. 1. Heat exhaustion and sickness are no fucking joke. Do not tempt them.

jesus christ if you're in the south of the uk, cancel what you're doing Wed/Thur/Fri The red area peaks at 39°C (body is 36.5°C) Key is our humidity is quite high, so this is VERY dangerous because you can't sweat to get rid of heat properly

Begging news outlets to stop illustrating deadly heat waves with happy beach fun 🏖️😎 and life-saving vaccines with terrifying needle assaults 💉😭. Especially on social media (where many/most people get their news) the photo is the most prominent part of the story; these choices undermine it completely

I appreciate that Google Maps added a gay walking speed mode of transportation.

This would be two days before England win the World Cup so he can capitalise on that by announcing an immediate Bank Holiday.

Here’s an idea. Let’s not ask Nigel Farage what he thinks. We’re all well aware exactly what he fucking thinks. Maybe ask some grown ups instead.

Irony is dead.

At the risk of igniting a public debate about the design… we prepared for days like this. There are now more than 100 water fountains all over the city, and 4,000 water refill points. Fill up. Stay hydrated.

This is the only thing anyone should ever say about Elon Musk. He deserves to be talked about in the same category as Mao and Stalin as one of history's worst mass murderers.

I don’t know, maybe more teams should have a big drum

Essentially me, when asked if I’ve got round to putting those shelves up.

Messi when asked about his favourite World Cup goal 🤝 People in the UK when asked who the prime minister is

🐧💖 kindness is everything 💖 🐧 be kind to animals 🤎🖤🤍

The Starmer government has done wicked things. We must not let it go into the night pretending that its primary fault was being boring. It chose to persecute minorities in pursuit of the votes of people it thought would like that. The Starmer premiership was utterly morally bankrupt.

Wow! Iran left a thank you note in their locker room thanking LA for its hospitality during the World Cup. Be sure you read the last line: “May peace, respect, and friendship prevail among all nations.” (Source: Reuters)

The best moment was when he was asked what "change" meant he said it meant "changing the things that need changing and that is the change I will bring about." Just a perfect summary of how much of a middle manager void he was.

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In the end, there were just a lot more human rights abuses than I was expecting from the human rights lawyer.