I really love Nick Mohammed

If there was any doubt, test match cricket is the greatest game that humans have invented, and possibly the high point of evolution.

Decision to only watch from the start of the Aussie innings has paid off in terms of mood

I fucking love Ben Stokes

“Aussies slump…” might be one of my favourite phrases

Dinner (a bag of tortilla chips)

I hate snow if I have to be out in it, but I will concede it’s pretty to look at from a privileged WFH position

Seems almost a shame to walk on it

It’s not anymore

Do we still announce when it’s snowing? Cos it is

I think this is a mistake but will be more than happy to be proved wrong

Clearing out the freezer ahead of a Christmas so dinner is Tater Tots salad with chopped up bits of beef burger

@clairewithani.bsky.social SHE’S GONE TO GREGGS

Dinner tonight, the Monday night classic. A pile of shit with an egg on top

Nothing makes me feel more like I am engaged in a minor conspiracy than spending the morning redacting pdf copies of documents

I always remember this from a Holocaust Memorial Day post. Some in the Labour Party are a bit too precariously balanced on the lip of something unspeakable

Watched the first 4 episodes of Down Cemetery Road this weekend and thank god someone is finally talking about the preposterousness of giant meringues without cream

They’ve set up a Christmas village on Hippy Green and it’s quite the vibe shift (iykyk)

Bravo Con appears to have been a hot mess and I’ve never wanted to be anywhere more

As The Family Stone appears on Netflix the question arises just how many times can I watch it before Christmas

Cynthia moves FAST

Sainsbury’s cereal milk and cornflake cookies are really very good and with that name clearly meant for breakfast

I am always ridiculously happy when my supermarket delivery arrives right at the start of the delivery window (I used to go to nightclubs and have fun)

Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate

and so we move one step closer to the creation of Hitler Park

@zoetrope11.bsky.social Happy birthday! 🎂 hope it’s a good one 🍾

I never thought the Pepto bismol ad would be surpassed in terms of annoying earworm but come on down the Asda Christmas Grinch

Lols

And I just made the mistake of checking in on my FPL team

Very much enjoying the season where we pootle about above the relegation whilst Sunderland make the top 4

What a world

Right, get your act together Arsenal because I cannot deal with a world where the Mackems are second in the league

The hamster was cheating by storing the food😂 #Hamster #Cat #Animals

Work is difficult at the moment and I’m quite stressed so it’s important to be reminded of all the good there is in the world

TRAITORS SPOILER AHEAD Alan winning and then immediately regretting it and crying is exactly how I play games

Just an amazing bit of television all round. I can’t believe I ever had my doubts about a celeb version.

OH FUCK #celebritytraitors

Nick’s “oh fuck!” My moment of the series

Played an absolute blinder

Alan might just have done it

SANDWICH GUY AVOIDS TOASTER

I can’t stop looking at this. Incredible

Warburtons CLEARLY want me to have 3 crumpets at a time or why else would they sell them in packs of 9

@clairewithani.bsky.social the pickle sandwich looks rank

And that’s a proper header

It’s a cold and wet day and someone lifted the spirits with “I’m going to Dicksons for lunch, anyone want anything?”

For those who watched RHONY it’s no surprise to see Ramona continues to be trash

Is it free money day? @clairewithani.bsky.social