Not my house but I know my way around.

"If you don't want it, I know a guy in America who'll take it."

I will never stop watching this

They should say that was offside for the lols

Was that on purpose?!

Oh God if Mendy saves the penalty

Proper scenes in the AFCON final

Woman on #TheFloor choosing rappers as her specialist subject and then being unable to identify Will Smith is my TV highlight of 2026 and will not be beaten.

I forgot I still had a little pot of melty cheese left from Christmas and that’s lunch with a big bag of Doritos

Handsome Callum!

Man Utd must be an uniquely frustrating team to support

There is something funnier than Man Utd losing

Help! I can't stop thinking of someone taking a photo of the group rather than counting how many people want pizza.

I knew Michael Rapaport was a prick the same time Phoebe did

It’s only a matter of time before someone loses it big style with Amanda and oh God please let it be Rachel Zoë over a matcha order #RHOBH

Thinking about The Traitors (always) what is annoying most about Roxy is her whole “that's deceptive behaviour so therefore you MUST be a traitor," shtick, as if she’s not spent DAYS hiding who her mum is

Matthew is going to be banished and still be convinced he’s going to be recruited

Matt STILL wanging on about being recruited

I asked someone to do one work related thing by the end of yesterday, they haven’t so I am now having to do it this morning and it’s probably a good job they aren’t back in work till Monday

When I used to go in to the office I would get up at 6am and be at work by 7am, now, when the office IS IN MY HOUSE, I get up at 6am and I’m rarely there before 7.30. I do so much more just sitting in the morning

How have none of them farted?

Oh my God, this is such good tv

“Jessie wasn’t murdered because she had the shield so maybe our deal is still on” THEY DIDNT KNOW THAT YOU MUPPET

Stephen smarter than I gave him credit for

"Well, Fiona blew up and came across as mental and got banished. I'll try that. " - Harriet #thetraitors

Harriet has completely blown it tonight

I don’t know what law school Harriet went to but that’s not what we were taught about evidence

This is all far more entertaining when they kick off against each other

Tiny bit worried Harriet has gone too far here

Caught up on episode 3 of the new series of The Night Manager and made such a noise at the end I spooked myself

Oh my God, just let them have the goal

I liked Semenyo at Bournemouth

Surviving office days post pandemic by wearing noise cancelling headphones but not actually listening to anything through them.

@clairewithani.bsky.social she’s making her boyfriend vomit for content

Ordered something that has been dispatched from Düsseldorf and now all I can hear is the theme to Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

If they are going to do awkward banter they should just have let The One Show do it #facupdraw

Momentary panic when I thought we didn’t have salad cream for my tuna n’sweetcorn topping for a baked potato. It’s okay though, I found it.

Smartest move Paige ever made

And as if by magic

New girl on RHOBH just straight up told Kathy Hilton her sister’s house was a bit of dump and they only bought it to flip it.

@clairewithani.bsky.social is mine different as well?

ALL KICKING OFF

There we go, never make it easy for ourselves

My mum speaks more highly of Harvey Barnes than of my brothers

Might not be

FA Cup is stupid anyway

Awful Everton penalties. Properly awful

Oh Fiona

Harriet should win this which absolutely means she won’t

That was poor from Martenelli