I’m glad that old guy who got jettisoned into the air by the bison is doing well because I want to laugh at the picture of a grandfather being launched 20 feet into the air by a strong cow but don’t want to be mean

Live your life so that when you pass, the world reacts like they did for Sam Neill.

Jennifer Lopez is at Wimbledon channelling Rachel Green

A rare shot of Posh celebrating at the football

Gabriel Clarke managing to offend Tuchel and Bellingham in quick succession on live TV, you cannot teach that.

Oh God, is the Stones shoulder thing an actual thing now?

Go on Tommy, hit him

I’ve been awake since 4.30am and had 2 big nose bleeds. Today is not the day to test me

I love him

No one is obligated to be kind about someone who would never have been kind about them.

If you see this post your comfort characters.

I’ve had a lovely first week off work. Dedicated it to US police procedural drama Chicago PD. Next week medicine (Chicago Med)

With Penelope Keith’s passing, I got to thinking about Paul Eddington, in his final days, facing the camera that one last time, despite the shitty hand life had dealt him, and the courage it must have taken to do so. Given the chance to spin some grandstanding bullshit, he chose to say this instead:

Ngl, think it would take more than £5

I would read quite a long article that investigated the success rate of those stupid stuttering penalty takes

Attended a live-streamed funeral today, ever so slightly Covid flashbacks

Know this Bruno, my capacity for grudges is limitless

Penalties, the best outcome of extra time (if it’s not your team)

Jurgen having the time of his life

They should be contractually obliged to show fisticuffs

Heartbreaker

Blimey

Overturn this! 😎

Come on Spain, make him cry

I’ve made a paella (of sorts) for dinner in the hope it will somehow influence Spain dumping all over Portugal

ELEVEN MINUTES?! (Just trying to recreate reaction from last night)

It’s good for Quansah that there’s that new rule on red cards that lets someone serve their suspension after the World Cup ends

Bellingham has just scored, I think we might do this

I wonder if Harry Kane is able to speak at a level that, more than dogs than can hear, yet?

Watching the re-run of the match now which to be honest is probably about as much as my current stress level can handle

i woke up and watched the last 10 mins like some kind of glory hunter

Nope, can’t do 2am. Bowing out

YES

Can no longersee Oscar Bob on a football pitch without thinking of a feral cat being sent to Preston

YES! Come on

Oh Bruno

Could someone please explain to the @nytimes.com that if we stopped to celebrate every country that has broken free from our tyrannical grasp, we’d never get any work done. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/04/w...

Paraguay have radicalised me — an Englishman — into being a French supporter.

Saw this ad for a goat on Facebook. It’s perhaps the greatest advert I’ve ever read. It’s just superb.

new metaphor just dropped

Also shutting down major streets and limiting access to transport on a holiday weekend in a busy city where the Mayor is asking for people to limit resources to help everyone out in a heatwave feels a teeny bit “let them eat (wedding) cake”

I’ve had a very productive morning reading about a wedding in a castle built inside a basketball court. Quite surprised it wasn’t broadcast live to Times Square

Can’t believe Ben Stokes just missed a penalty

Just logged off at work and now off for 2 whole weeks. Never felt more overwhelmed at work than in last couple of months and this break is more needed than ever

Can't decide if it would be more hilariously annoying for T. Swift to have her wedding at Madison Square Garden or to have blown millions on renting it out as a decoy for her actual wedding. And to be clear: If I were a billionaire, I would be doing dumb shit like this all the time.

Hydration break

THEY GOT BOB BACK

Morning, it’s happy animation on the Premium Bonds app day.

I can’t believe we have been robbed of a penalty shoot out