My mom just said that she thinks the Steelers have the "best smiles" in the NFL

the two saddest jobs today are "reality star" and "influencer," both of which would be incredible titles to hold within a religious cult but instead it's some asshole on their phone

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I need this jacket more than anything

I was talking to the bartender, & this guy interrupted to say he wanted to pay his tab, and she said ok and continued to talk to me, and I was like "if you need to go help him that's fine" and she said "it's fine, he's drunk enough it'll take 7 minutes to find his card," and it actually did.

This is as good as day as any for you to listen to Lo Borges. RIP to a giant.

This is a sport for perverts

My mom is in nursing care right now and is rooting for the Blue Jays, who she calls "The Toruses" because she can't remember their name but the tv score bug says "TOR" so she's made an educated guess as to their team name.

Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

some times the sport’s world just manages to come together to give you a base ball

DENNIS

New Order is one of my all-time favorite bands, and their live shit sucks because Sumner is bad at singing and has the energy of a miffed saltine.

New Order has to hold the record for best band with worst concerts, right? I never saw them live but every video looks like some Great Moments With Mr Lincoln shit

This is good advice, but also it's important to note that if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife. So, from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

This reminds me of when I was in college and we had just gotten done smoking outside on a lawn, and this hip local business owner tried to join, held out a j, and said "you guys smoke" and my friend Brad said "No, marijuana is bad for you" and we all laughed so hard and he left.

Music is so good. You should check it out when you get a chance.

Guided By Voices - Women Don't Like the Vehicle

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

The Mailbox That Spits Bones At People

Feel like “ongoing CONCACAF situation” could describe anything from this to full societal collapse.

I heard Whitney Houston's "I wanna dance with somebody" in the grocery store just now, and it's still the best pop song ever released.

Yes, I've always been cool, thanks for asking tho

Roxy Music was a jam band

I'm the government now

A Sleater-Kinney cover band that's all bassists

Senator: (posting on bluesky) The president told his supporters to prepare for the “Night Of One Thousand Screams.” Might I suggest he instead hold the Night Of One Thousand Bipartisan Discussions Of Job Creation Opportunities

i am watching videos of "christian mime" where people dance and lipsync to praise music or sermons. it's interpretive dance that alternates between pop-locking to lyrics and impersonating pastors. very strange. we must retain a detached interest in the USA

absolute banger alert youtu.be/uduy2mebnOk?...

@birdrespecter.bsky.social admittedly my experience with inventing dances is somewhat limited but here's what I got. Also I'm using a ThinkPad T480 webcam and it recorded without audio so that's actually part of its charm and if you get mad your a karen

It's fun to listen to music that you really, really like.

If you are a fan of amazing melodies, as I am, I highly recommend adding this song to your 2025 playlist, the melody is unbelievable. Check it out sometime, and have a good one!

You know, ten years ago, I could buy Tylenol with codeine at the local corner store. That was because the store was selling drugs illegally, but it still says a lot about our society when you think about how far we’ve come.

This is my local volcano, and one of the least visited National Parks. Check it out some time, and have a good one!

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It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

hanging this picture in my house next to a picture of the pope

I went to a Mexican restaurant with my sister and after we ate I told her that I have "Mexican food power" and she reminded me that yesterday I ate a hot dog and said that I had "hot dog power".

as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellano,

oh ok

Sorry but thank you

Why does the man on the cover of Are We Not Men We Are Devo look like 2025 Tom Brady

The Robinson's neighbour, Mr. Siddhartha Gautama

A comic about my favorite band, Can

Took this screenshot of Cher. Feel free to use in any situation you feel is warranted.