you and your partner should get regularly tested for ADHD even if you're monogamous

DON DRAPER: Magic isn't just about being a wizard - It's about being a magician. It's a performance. Every card should delight the player ... and their opponent. PETE: Here's an idea - no blue cards. Only fruits play blue anyway. LANE: back at exeter it was quite common to splash blue PETE: See?

The macabre thing here is that the sheer epistemic vandalism of this term runs pretty deep. A lot of cis people won't even clock that there's anything offensive about it. A young cis athlete calling out a transphobic athlete used this term in her letter of support just a couple of months ago.

Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one

many thoughts after a few episodes first: omg this show is great second: botan flies around on an OAR how cute and clever is that

watching yu yu hakusho for the first time how does a middle schooler get this reputation

I love Super Mario Bros, it's my favorite JPlatformer. Doom is a great game too, one of the best USAFPSes out there

They're right

I just finished an entire class wholly dedicated to technology in the classroom, and this about sums up everything I learned

Joan Jett throwing gas??!!?!!

“Interesting” that millennials have 69 and alpha has 67, and yet instead of 68, zoomers have absolutely nothing, thanks to joe biden

a 7 lane highway would go so fucking hard right here

local production of matilda is how I find out trunchbull is usually played by men on stage :/

I think about this tweet every day

here is a frame from pluribus btw

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

now he's making a list, and she's calling a cab now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag

MY LEGS MY BUSINESS - dashare.zone ADMIN

Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.

You know, I always wondered what the deal was with Chappell Roan's pig nose on the "Good Luck, Babe!" cover art but, you know, canonically Miss Piggy is also a Midwest Princess

Magic: The Gathering World Championship 2025

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

i'm so fucking exhausted by everything constantly

thinking abt how the pluribus hive feels representative of AI, as a soulless amalgamation of all human knowledge desperately trying to please people by affirming everything they say this also makes zosia carol's AI girlfriend (generated to fit her preferences) which is both funny and sad

picking up estradiol tomorrow :) this means I have to commit to a day of the week soon, though heard a lot about the thursday injection gang. are there other camps?

I think I understand wrestling now bc I'm invested even tho I know it's fake

me normally: the head is the most important part of the body. we would never do anything that could hurt it me as soon as a migraine hits:

you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea

Now more than ever we need to internalize the true message of 'A Christmas Carol', which is that you have a moral obligation to not make your past traumas everyone else's problem

LIBERALS: If only we'd elected Hillary Clinton none of this would have happened HILLARY CLINTON, APPEARING AT AN EVENT SPONSORED BY A RIGHT-WING BILLIONAIRE TRUMP MEGADONOR: People who have sympathy for Palestinians getting genocided are dumb kids duped by communist propaganda

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

He looks like a Satoshi Kon character. Del Griffith is beautiful and my friend

Wicked 2 was fine but I spent the first 5 minutes flabbergasted at the directorial decision to put a smudgy filter over the opening scene then I figured out that my theater hasn't cleaned their screens in a while

magic is a fucking miserable game

Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing

cow tools like and share if u agree

Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:

the avatar set works so well because the design of magic fits the world and characters of avatar perfectly red decks and zuko are both aggressive and quick green decks and toph are both hard-headed and strong white decks and aang are both really fucking annoying

It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile

There is a trend of video game narratives where women are prominent to be overly focused on motherhood and the 'natural' nurturing urges we're all supposed to harbor. It happens even when the woman in question wears power armor and blasts aliens with a giant arm cannon.

I did nawt have sexual relations with that president

not sure if it’s my favorite but it’s up there

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

Should the Epstein files be released in full it would undoubtedly be an irreconcilable scandal & disaster for Donald Trump - which is why I predict that Chuck Schumer will post hole on main during that press conference, to save the Republicans from another inevitable defeat.