One day I will own this, and pledge allegiance every day to my liege.

Lol truesay

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

This is one of those things that sounds made up but it’s literally what they believe

This is so wholesome I don’t know what to do with my face.

People say "autism never used to exist" and then you go to the Natural History Museum and the exhibit has a caption like "Born in 1762, The Revd [name] was famously irascible, steadfast in his routine, and dedicated his life to collecting 25,000 rare beetle specimens".

The even more unbelievable crime fact (which I learned relatively recently) is that burglary has fallen by more than 90% since the 1990s. Did anyone notice? Nope. Does anyone believe it? Nope. But is is true? It is!

We found it. You thought it was a myth, but we found it. The Ideas Landlords.

Is it a good thing for an industry when people are constantly inventing new words to describe the terrible side effects of your product?

Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

This seems like the bare minimum response, so it's appalling that apparently the Labour govt can't even do this much.

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

think that realistically I would have always been deeply, deeply worried about the rise of far-right ideas in public discourse but I truly never expected this level of blithe elite complacency, turns out I do feel worried but mostly I feel like I'm going insane, watching them do.......nothing at all

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we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there

throat goat

It may be my favourite film ever. Starting now, FYI. (also this image is amazing and I would play that game).

oh god I do actually really really really want to watch this, oh no

As someone who used to write the email promos for the Science Museum's adults evenings, I'm not saying this was a deliberate choice but I'm not NOT saying that.

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

It's been exactly 10 years since one of the funnest days to be online ever

An actual quote from the Secretary of State for Business and Trade Too often people go to university to ‘explore research and knowledge’ Look forward to Wes S saying 'too often people go to hospital to have operations' or Heidi Alexander saying 'too often people go to the station to catch a train'

imagine relying on AI to write your bio and then having the nerve to say you're witty and full of personality

This is staggering. Dismantling the right wing propaganda machine is imo one of the biggest and most vital obstacles to the future of this country.

can't really begin to explain the extent to which I do Not want to be filmed without my knowledge by someone wearing smart glasses while out and about

Oh. That doesn’t seem right

Known neo nazis including convicted CSAers have spent the summer cheerfully harassing local residents who live near hotels, trespassing on their homes, peering through their kids' bedroom windows, while being cheered on by the opposition and the government

Writing a piece on Greek masculinity and I have now written the word 'man' so often it has become ridiculous. Men: ridiculous

The Red Deer, 1912 #franzmarc #expressionism

I love London so much. So much. Did you know that London has the lowest level of ethnic violence of any city of comparable size in the world? Multiculturalism has in fact worked here. They just don’t want it to be true because we happen to have a Muslim mayor.

BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.

Oh my god, that whole thread!

this is one of those posts which really makes you pull up short and think 'what the fuck, it wasn't already?'

I think Sultana is right here. If the party isn't socially liberal then it will be crushed by the Greens and end up as something like George Galloway's party. I don't see a big role for socially conservative socialism

Colour Shapes, 1914 #abstractart #paulklee

Today people went around my neighborhood in north east London spray painting St George’s crosses onto people’s homes. Many of these houses have non British people living in them. This is getting very dark, very quick.

I do think, as a left of centre but broadly pragmatic voter, it should be a red light for the government that I am morally disgusted by them.

OceansGate: Don’t you want to visit the wonders at the bottom of the ocean? Me: No, I’m good

OP didn’t credit it but the chart was designed by PopChart, who do a lot of fun visual displays of quantitative info: popchart.co/products/the...

One thing that upsets me about all the far right hate is how pervasive it is even in those who oppose it. It’s a dominating and distracting worry, telling you everything else is trivial, especially the things that bring you joy. It’s not living in my head rent free. It’s a goddamn home invasion.

A few weeks ago a man was arrested for wearing a morph t shirt bc police misread "plasticine" as "Palestine"

I got yer timeline cleanse right here, folks. A whole clutch of teeny tiny snapping turtle behbehs emerged one at a time from their underground nest and crossed the gravel road while I and a couple other humans watched and made sure they were safe from anyone else coming along.

IMAGINE IF THIS WAS THE ENTIRE ORIGINAL PAINTING!

Oop.

this is the hardest I've laughed at anything in a long time