Just went and made a return. The man seemed very upset.

Lifehack: listening to this song doesn’t actually make you feel any cooler on a heatwave, it is kinda nostalgic though 🤘

This full illustration has been a looooong time coming btw. I first drew Pugichu in this exact pose over two years ago and finally came up with an idea for what scene to drop it in. Feels good to finally give Pugichu a place to call home even if the Pokémon are suspicious.

Inspired / encouraged by m'pal @brainmage.bsky.social , I have written a very short interactive fiction game. Would welcome feedback; this one probably won't be available for long! thiefree.itch.io/wuvverin

FIFA have confirmed Balogun’s suspension has been lifted and he *will* be allowed to stand in the Clacton by election

Feel bad for Egypt, but that is mitigated somewhat by knowing how much Ronaldo must be absolutely hating this

And that’s The Insufferable Ronaldo out of the World Cup! Thank goodness for that. More shots of him looking like he’s going to bawl please, The Beeb.

Delighted for Mikel Merino to be the man to rid us of Ronaldo

data visualization is my passion.

When it’s England vs Vikings and you live in york.

Went to bed last night expecting either: a) England get a spectacular result, and I’d miss out on seeing it live; or b) England go out with a whimper, and I’d get to miss the misery of seeing it live. Happily it was the former. Very pleasant surprise to wake up to! #MEXENG

As in 1066 England will prevail against the Norwegians before tragically losing to the French a couple of weeks later.

…wait. England won? Wow. Well that’s good news to start the day.

The platonic ideal of a Viking puts Norway ahead! Of course it was going to be him. Game on! #BRANOR

A reminder for Sunday, that although the final is on Sky, it is available to free to air on Sky Mix, as well as the Sky Sports app without a subscription. Should you so wish, Sky will also make Hindi commentary available 🤭 🏏 #T20WorldCup

England and Belgium making absolutely ridiculous comebacks today. Gotta say, Belgium’s has been utterly mad. Completely dead and buried until the 86th minute, when the comeback finally began. And the extra time drama… blimey. Longest, maddest second half of extra time in World Cup history, surely.

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this is actually a good reminder that you should delete the tracking nonsense off of any url that you share online. just delete everything after the ? (including the question mark) and share like you usually would

Should writers use unfamiliar or uncommon words? Yes, of course. Grow the fuck up.

In Spain today: installation of solar panels above major irrigation channels. Channels of more than 100 kms transport water from dams to farmland. - Reduces evaporation -Provides large agricultural areas with power & supports irrigation -Decreases use of water in food production, doubling the crop.

in the late 2000s people used to say "the Internet is forever" meaning online evidence of wrongdoing never fades, but that turned out to be very wrong. this shit is mad ephemeral. I executed a family of six with a claw hammer in 2013 and there's no evidence because I uploaded the vid in flash player

We have a new entry in the climate dictionary under “irony”

So the unexpected 4am ‘Thor has power incontinence’ mother of all lightning storms in London was quite something. Except now I’m even more tired. Thanks, Thor!

In the 2022 heatwave, the runway at the UK's busiest Royal Air Force base melted.

Best argument for office working I’ve seen in years. Mmm, aircon. (or home aircon I guess, that’s more expensive and not useful most of the year though)

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

One reason i think everyone should take an archaeology class is to internalise with tangible examples that there is no pure, natural past utopia and that antibiotics and vaccines are what stand between us and a 50% child mortality rate and scores of women dying needlessly during pregn and birth

World Cup fever at new depths.

LOVE THIS

That second half was weird. England being enjoyable to entertaining to watch doesn’t fit my idea of what supporting England is “supposed” to be like. My stress and anxiety are way lower than they “should” be. Between this and York City being brilliant this season, my football compass is borked.

Well, my groupchats have officially hit the point we’re already saying (very tongue in cheek), that… 🤡 💦 🏡 #ENGCRO

Watching England in the group stages is a form of masochism, I swear. #ENGCRO

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BBC Guest: “I think Gianni Infantino and FIFA are a bunch of greedy fucks.” BBC: “Apologies for the language.”

Never bring a wife to a nun fight.

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

To survive in Night City, you need someone to watch your back. On the way to the major leagues, V managed to gather a remarkable crew. You could even say, a crew to remember! This episode of It’s All About You celebrates the unforgettable people who helped shape V’s journey. 💛

Things I’ll never understand: brand baseball caps. Sports team? Sure, absolutely. I have four baseball caps, and all four are for sports teams I follow. A cap that’s just the Mercedes-Benz badge, though? Don’t get it. Far as I could see it’s not F1 team merch. Just the concept of a Merc. Strange.

had never seen this one and it's killing me

Since our political leaders and media have decided that the only reason Henry Nowak died was because the police are too woke, here are my two cents, based on what I've read of the public information 🧵

Stewart Lee was brilliant tonight: "If you're unsure of which toilets you can use feel free to shit in a bag and mail it to Graham Linehan, he sorts through them by hand"

One for Gundam Bsky: Say what you will about the Cosmic Era setting, it’s gotta be up there for best music in the franchise. Openings, endings, soundtracks: all absolutely top-tier across SEED, Destiny, and Freedom. So good.

Omg, I am definitely using Hobbyless Behavior from now on. A strategy I have used with trolls/bigots is to suggest other, better, hobbies they could be doing instead. I've found it 1. depowers their behavior 2. is actually useful advice.

Okay, who upset Thor? The thunder and lighting outside right now is quite something. If I was at home, I’d love it. As I have to get home from the office… loving it less.

I’ve not seen it yet, seems like Netflix’s Devil May Cry is a total millennial nostalgia trip. Season 1 theme song by Evanescence, season 2 theme song by Papa Roach. The entire show seems about as 2003-coded as can be. I love it, just need to watch it now.