Fuck me, the gaming industry is so fucked. This is one of the biggest games of the year. It's never the fucking execs' heads that roll, it's always the workers. And for what? So they can tell shareholders the line goes up? Ugh.

A guy I know played a sold out show at Madison Square Garden last night. Meanwhile, I'm texting my friends about flying ant day like it's Christmas for thorax freaks. I'm trying to resist analysing the life choices that have brought me to this point

Feel bad for Egypt, but that is mitigated somewhat by knowing how much Ronaldo must be absolutely hating this

Finally I can relate to Messi, as another 39 year old having a shit day

God I hate dating so much. I feel like the world's best speedrunner at disappointment

Obviously it’s immensely satisfying to see pictures of Ronaldo crying, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that he’ll still be crying off camera in the dressing room and possibly in his hotel room and maybe even on the flight home

Ronaldo better fucking cry. I came for tears

Sorry just how have they given Haaland that much space. Do they not know what he's like

Nyland was not this good when he was at Villa

My friend's shed got so hot he's started seeing which foods he can cook on it. He cracked an egg on there and that seemed to fry, so he moved on to seeing if he could toast bread on it, but this was foiled when a seagull stole his slice. This weather is pure madness

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

when AI companies go bankrupt

Yeah, Kane really skying that shot was very, very funny and I don't think anyone can argue otherwise

I was thinking "Portugal must have nicked some ideas from Villa for these set pieces" before I remembered Macphee is actually their set piece coach. Fair fucks. He as some mad ideas, and I love him for it

"Arnautovic" I thought "can't believe that crusty old warhorse has managed to lumber his decaying carcass back onto a football pitch after all this time" before realising he was a full two years younger than me

This correct, and it’s not mysterious why Labour staff and MPs believed they’d be enormously successful for booting the shit out of their own supporters: they believed that because they have only ever been hugely rewarded for doing it by the national press, who called them heroes of great bravery.

he lied his arse off to steal control of the labour party, supported war crimes in Gaza, oversaw multiple racist pogroms and turned Britain into the most trans hostile country in western Europe. get absolutely fucked you irredeemable little worm of a man.

Starmer is refusing to allow debate time for the Early Day Motion about the EHRC ‘guidance’, despite it being signed by over 140 MPs. If we get 100,000 signatures on this petition we can force a debate.

"Andy Burnham twice, in 2008, voted favour of amendments regarding IVF that would block lesbian couples from accessing treatment - because he believes children must have a named father figure." “I wouldn’t seek to revisit that issue now,” he said, in 2015. “The law as it is, is right.”"

Fuck me, Australia are comically shite. How is it only 2 - 0 when both those goals are such catastrophic howlers

Andy Burnham has so far ✅said he supports the vile and hateful Mahmood reforms and briefed he may keep her as Home Sec ✅ said he want to use more migration detention centres ✅refused to describe what happened in Gaza as a genocide ✅ supported the EHRC’s segregation charter

It's a shame for France that someone seems to have covered Mbappe's boots in butter.

Fair enough, really, that goal. Dreadful game, quality wise, but you can't argue with that

Forget Cruyff, Gullit and Van Basten this is the best ever moment in Dutch football.

How has Phoebe Bridges exploded like this without releasing an album? Got into her Brixton show for Punisher no probs, have now flamed out of both presale and general for this tour for multiple venues. What the hell happened

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

ON WHAT CHARGE??? ASKING FOR A KISS?? A SUCCULENT KISS and also physically assaulting her while on bail for a different, 2 year long stalking charge

I can't believe it. knives are woke now

Every crime in which an ethnic or cultural minority is the perpetrator used to justify repression or worse of minorities. Every crime in which a minority is the victim used to argue for the idea that ethnic diversity is inherently unstable and should be reduced or eradicated.

This is absolutely nuts: hackers are hijacking high-profile Instagram accounts by simply asking Meta's AI chatbot to change the email on the account. Meta's AI does it, hacker gets password reset code, they're in. A staggering security issue www.404media.co/hackers-simp...

Aston Villa will play PSG in the UEFA Super Cup on Wednesday, August 12 at Stadion Salzburg in Austria. 🏆 #AVFC

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

I'm sorry but how is that not a pen

Just ate 100g of protein in a single meal by mistake while watching the Champions League final. No man has ever been this uncomfortable in any situation ever

Genuinely annoyed that Pastel De Nata has drawn so much attention away from Bougatsa in the "custard filled pastry" dessert wars. It's fucking sublime.

Yes, I agree. Only billionaires should be allowed on this mission. As many of them as possible. We wouldn't want any of them to feel left out! What an exciting opportunity for all of us.

Beyond hideous, what is being done to trans people on the UK - by the so-called EHRC, the so-called Labour Party and the so-called justice system.

this Labour Government has largely presided over the sharpest uptick in racial, religious, and LGBT+ violence in my lifetime and it's hard to really stress just how much Labour actively chose this

The Meatball is a European champion

Build John Mcginn's arse a statue outside villa park

Fucking hell. They've only gone and done it, the absolute madmen

Listen, I'm not gonna stop feeling absolutely dizzy with nausea until it's done, but fucking hell. Fucking hell.

I want to puke and shit at the same time. I screamed so hard at Buendia's goal that I set off upstairs' dog. I'm chewing gum like it tried to murder my family. If we don't win now I will die. I love football

WE'RE ASTON VILLA AND WE ONLY SCORE WORLDIES

Oh my

Not... not really enjoying this game so far TBH. So, just like any other football match where I'm actually invested in the outcome, then

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God I feel sick already. Trying to enjoy the occasion, but also thinking things like "what happens if Ollie Watkins pissed off a malevolent street magician and turns into a flock of doves 20 minutes in"