budget of $15 until the 12th, at which point we'll be fine. we can do it on that but if you have a spare few dollars to send our way in case something comes up or to make the calculus a little easier, another 20 bucks would sort our shit out until then. pp/vnm megagarbage

If you would like to help me spread this to every corner of the universe I'd be most grateful!

Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani

like a butterfly dropping into its grave, of course. a phrase we’ve all used and a very normal, relatable kind of image that conveys clear meaning. i’m always saying this. so beautiful, like a delicate butterfly croaking mid-air and gently floating into a tiny open bug grave at the insect cemetery.

pigeon mug turned out so cute!!!!! #pottery

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oh god was he in the files

anybody got a lexisnexis account they wanna let me use?

these 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 things they neither lift nor peel. I can't remember the last time I didn't give up and stab the damn thing to get it open without dealing with this bullshit

*leans into mic* birria tacos are just a form of dunkaroos

This is the greatest work of human culture

A kind of tv show they don’t make anymore is “Guy Comes to Town, Then Leaves.” Kung Fu, Incredible Hulk, Highway to Heaven, things of that nature. We need more Poker Face, that’s all we have left.

Oh before it's too late, happy birthday to my highschool girlfriend. 5585 was a really easy PIN number to remember

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This may be anti-hot take, but dumping billion of tons of particles into the atmosphere to block the sun is maybe a bad idea, which is why I'm very worried some billionaire will want to do it. Words by me. badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/dimming-th... 🧪

In Kim Stanley Robinson's ambitious and hopeful Ministry For The Future, one country unilaterally does this to ease their suffering at the potential expense of others. Nine out of ten SF writers would have played it out differently from KSR's plot.

embracing my forties. finally watching bruce lee movies.

pop star

there’s nothing better than a good steak tartare. we had drinks & tartare at the bar at our favorite steakhouse recently and i was telling the bartender how much i love tartare. he agreed, it’s great, and said he heard one time someone ate 3 in one sitting. it was me. i was that patron. i had 3.

The feed wins once again. @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app

This could be business casual if we even gave a shit

Putting this out there for those who need it

This tweet by @dcpierson.bsky.social is to me the entirety of Mad Men

“Will stancil”?? what are you talking about? It’s 1999. The Budweiser wazzup commercial is a phenomenon and the sexiest man alive is Richard Gere. A new millennium is near, nothing cataclysmic to american innocence could possibly be on the horizon

"Democracy is on the ballot" during the campaign and then they govern like this.

We have a wild hedgehog who lives in our garden and is friends with our cat (this isn’t their first meeting, they know each other well)

i was trying to decide how best to enact this today and the obvious answer finally came: go see the new baby elephant

my most oldhead opinion is that baseball is too fast now

You're telling me a vibe coded this website?

The fact that an “intellectual” uploaded his entire manuscript to a chatbot and then, having anthropomorphized it into a flattering woman, found himself completely dazzled by it is one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever read.

The boys are *fighting* 🪶

fried rice, while delicious in theory, has never existed and cannot be made by human beings. it requires rice to be pre-made and refrigerated in advance and we as humans lack the capacity to plan that far ahead. in the future, computers may be able to help us do this

there's an episode of sliders where a dickhead punk rock guy shoots a bolt of electricity out of his guitar. they literally do not make 'em like they used to

stuck in a house without a properly weighted fork

Starting to see Gen-X “drink from the hose” posts about millennials. No.

more jungle cat

Dont give up

get in loser we're getting Reconstruction right this time

Mods are asleep, post celebratory pig pics

if you just avoid putting things on your to do list, then you're not behind on it

nasty gary

hello, if you are able pls consider helping us afford food and toiletries in the upcoming week and a half. we have a budget of abt $49 until the 7th, and 20 of that is marked for litter and soap already. as always everything is appreciated, it's ok if you can't, sorry to ask pp/vnmo megagarbage

Hawk is an amazing human who could use all the support he can get right now. ❤️‍🩹 gofund.me/3edb43e2f

Between rains this afternoon Mark Brown and I ventured out to look for morels. I found plenty of fungi, but neither of us found morels. The afternoon was good, but a batch of morels would have made it even better.

i've had Samurai Jack playing in the background for almost 24 hours now. This isn't important but it is a fascinating insight into my personality.

/to the tune of "American Woman" Political violence

honestly fuck that guy for ushering in days of will stancil discourse

Hello hello I see we are discussing one of the topics about which I most like to infodump, heartily seconding these recs and also just wanted to be certain to plug the incredible CORSI-ROSENTHAL BOX that can be made for ~$40

One of my college friends made this, and I am DYING.