This is infuriating me while also making me so happy. I am so fucking confused.

Me and the homies after I spend dozens of hours painstakingly assembling the LEGO set:

there are fools who think this sport is boring

It 100% helps that games are in our time zone, but the games are insane!

ever since Tim got the tribal tattoo sleeve he’s felt hella tough

Fuck Neymar

"Carry me, papa!"

"Got any ideas for that Beech-Nut Gum ad?" "I was thinking a circus clown and strong man sharing a couple sticks backstage." "And they're in love, right?" "Of course they're in love."

Balogun and the USA to FIFA:

MULTI-BALL!!!!

Pausa de hidratación

in 250 years this country has only produced (1) great piece of art which is of course the Lonely Island Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience (2019)

to sum up

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HELLO

The 14th Amendment is the only reason that this happened.

I had to do it

Hey @surber.bsky.social what is the last line in the chorus of "Fighting For Your Life" after "I dont know where I've been"? I know it's not off of the new album (which is great, BTW. Come back to Cary, NC) but I've been trying to figure it out.

Overly cheesed foods. Sure it MIGHT taste good for one or two bites, but then it's either going to be way too rich or it becomes inedible after the melted cheese cools, or both. Plus you will feel absolutely horrible for the following 24 hours.

Okay, Kokomo is good now

Penn State Blue Band: Play "Neck"!!

The CFL won't allow any of its teams to sign Brendan Sorsby in 2026.

I would have chosen "keep crying" because mama didn't raise no quitter

every stupid screwup in this admin is either 30 Rock-coded, Veep-coded, Curb Your Enthusiasm-coded or Always Sunny-coded. Algaegate is all four at once. Very powerful.

OH NAUR

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

My USMNT vs Australia predictions: (A thread)

Scotland plays tonight for a crack at the knockout round, time to lock in

Stank-ass bitch...

Dude was in the nicer version of The Office, the one with heart and earnestness, has he ever seen any other TV show. Does he know what edgy means Always Sunny has written eps that would make John Waters blush (they even had to remove a few after airing) and they're on season 18

So the big UFC stories are 1) a fighter screamed that Michelle Obama is a man and 2) a legend of the sport tweeted and quickly deleted screenshots purporting to show Eric Trump badgering him for inside information on the fights, before Eric denied everything without explaining how it happened

When Iggy Pop sings "now I wanna be your dog" I'm thinkin like this

a worker on the scaffolding turns around and a spotlight finds him. it's lin-manuel miranda! he begins to rap about john f kennedy. we've been had

I miss the good ol' days where you could harpoon your buddy in the deep end. You can't do that now because of WOKE!

Frank, they're not here for you. Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane

He's been through a lot. I am happy for him.

SPEECHLESS. LFGK

My personal work hell was the food industry, so I missed this torture. I was amazed to hear Frank Turner's "The Way I Tend To Be" in my local grocery store for the first time, as I was a huge fan of his. Then I heard it EVERY shopping trip!

You @treblaw.bsky.social, is Trace McSorely playing for the Roughriders?

tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building

ACAB includes George Russell

Gross, gross, gross, gross, GROSS! What a douchebag!!! (Not you, @katieshook.bsky.social)

President Trump, a native New Yorker, was greeted by thunderous boos as he appeared in a suite at Madison Square Garden for Game 3 of the NBA Finals. https://wapo.st/4e9ZcUb

I really do enjoy the rapport that @megschuster.bsky.social and @spannersready.bsky.social have built over the past few years of the Ringer F1 Show. It has become one of my favorite podcasts to listen to at work on Mondays after a GP. Keep up the good work!

'Got boned up when I saw Charlie die' is a wild thing to say in the paper