dudes rock

*David Attenborough voice*: Giraffes use their powerful necks to fight each other over the right to mate or for territorial rights.

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

why are people laughing at this? this is NOT FUNNY!! please do not laugh

apros of nothing particularly important, gary larson is really cool and is learning digital art now www.thefarside.com/new-stuff

"Short Stack" lol. "Oh you're a little guy too" 😭

My nerdy ass a few weeks into my freshmen year at PSU-Altoona

This economy is hitting everybody hard...

This thread is the most important thing you will see online tonight

Oh look at that! The @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social inspired an entire category on tonight's episode of Jeopardy!

As always, @kenjennings.bsky.social is a very smart, funny, but most of all a good man who understands empathy. Check out this thread...

Yes

Blatant and easily debunkable lies

Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him. Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.

look i know it's not the most crucial thing but i am gonna be so pissed if they fuck up CBS Sunday Morning

american foreign policy, I guess

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

jim henson, whispering as he shoves his arm up kermit’s mupussy: you little slut

The Pop-Tarts mascots at the Pop-Tarts Bowl are true chaos agents. "Three Pop-Tarts are gonna be sacrificed today, people!"

This needs to happen to all engineers who are working on these robots

We Wish You Baby, A Merry It's Cold Christmas Outside 🤝 not going until you get some

ebenezer splooge

It's Christmas Eve and a billionaire is arguing with people online because he didn't get the reaction he wanted after he posted about how some random, unnamed, potentially fake person thanked him for saving their husband's life.

Idk why anybody follows me on Bluesky, but this re-skeet is my gift to you fucking weirdos and random bots

It was Christmas Eve babe, in the

My role in the family is VERY important!!

the duality of man

This looks like a group that tours with Morgan Wallen

Gotta love that both Chris and Kirk are talking over his performance. It was a bad performance, but let us at least TRY to enjoy it!

The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.

My new song is called "Some of The Kids Are Alright, But Some Of Them Are NOT Alright"

AJ McCarron was running to be Alabama's lieutenant governor despite no politics experience, but dropped out of that race so he could become a head football coach with no coaching experience, impressive swerve

I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television

hate that this tweet is stuck in my head before Army/Navy

Guys, they actually did it.

You @talkhoops.bsky.social, I got this jeopardy clue right because of Repeat Offenders!

that motherfucker is back

the happiest man in the world

Ohio State got 0 points on both of these possessions.

People do like the way she says:

Guy’s addicted to being embarrassing

i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling

Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks. They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.

got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies

#1. give @pablo.show @minakimes.bsky.social and @katienolan.bsky.social a weekly show and I will pay to watch it #2. Katie is an agent of chaos, and should be celebrated as such youtu.be/EegAM-LuIFM?...