The cats swap their favorite spots once in a while. Dean can be king of the Costco trash while Frank holds down the front window observation point

Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

Dogs and cats WILL NOT be raptured. Spiders are out but all scorpions WILL BE raptured. Eels WILL be raptured. Dolphins are CLAIMED BY HELL and will be swimming down to there.

If your apocalyptic fantasy doesn't give a shit about your vulnerable neighbors, your fantasy is actually about having an excuse to be an awful person.

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

The kid who buried this toy in our front garden bed decades ago should be proud. They got me with it. I poked it a few times to get a good look before touching it

Everyone on this season of #taskmaster looks like a child's imaginary friend.

Today, ACIP voted down its own proposal to require prescriptions for Covid vaccines. It also voted to recommend “individual-based decision-making,” aka talk to a healthcare provider before getting one. So, uh, what exactly was the point of this meeting? www.wired.com/story/rfk-jr...

As part of our commitment to broad vaccine access, Maryland has joined the bipartisan Northeast Public Health Collaborative. We look forward to partnering with other states and jurisdictions to help protect the health, safety and well-being of our communities.

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

‘A longhaired black cat named Minerva has been elected to govern the bike path. Her platform was simply "crime".’

The Banner is officially up and running in Montgomery County. Follow @bannermoco.bsky.social, and for a MoCo-focused homepage, visit: www.thebanner.com/montgomery/

HOLP!

I popped out two small boxwood stumps by myself in under 5 minutes with this beast of a shovel. With help, the two large ones were out in under an hour. A+ for the root slayer

“My telephone?” #taskmaster

So apparently HHS Deputy Sec/CDC acting director Jim O'Neill spoke at the rabidly anti-science AAPS annual meeting yesterday to shit on vaccines etc, and got interrupted by hidden speakers playing three songs (Entry of the Gladiators aka the circus song, Witch Doctor, and Billy Joel's Honesty). 1/

Thank you, Kaiser Permanente.

A bit of good news for your timeline today www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/a...

Hello! I am Nathan, a disabled traditional artist from Brazil I have 12 kitties and 2 dogs and love drawing cats and critters, with and without swords! thecatfortress.carrd.co my commission info is here!

Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.

PUBLIC HEALTH UPDATE: Everyone six months and older can now get a COVID-19 vaccine in NJ thanks to the New Jersey Department of Health. Learn more: www.nj.gov/governor/new...

Just checking my itinerary for tomorrow.

BREAKING: Susan Monarez, forced out by RFK Jr as CDC director, to testify in front of Senate panel next week. Monarez has said RFK Jr pressured her around vaccines. RFK Jr has said she was untrustworthy. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

Costco has a new Costco-themed double cat scratcher...and I'm going to have to order it.

My comments with @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

I’ve hit my mental limit several days in a row on news. Maybe you did too. So, here’s an update on the only box the cats have ever liked. Frank found a convenient foot hole to air out his toes. Great for temperature regulation.

(to the tune of “Hooked on a Feeling” by Blue Swede) Iiiiiiiiiiii got vaxxed at a Costco

did you know gmail now has a subscriptions page where it lists all your subscriptions and you can unsubscribe from them????

“John Jay would be ashamed” is a wonderful thing to shout because it is both A) objectively true, and B) exceptionally funny. Please let everyone in this woman’s perpetual vicinity take up the call!

BREAKING: Reverend Sue Parfitt, 83, was just arrested under the Terrorism Act again, for a sign which said "I oppose genocide. I support Palestine Action" Early this week she said: "Palestine Action are not a terrorist organisation. They damaged weapons used on Palestinians."

As of 1:40pm, the peace vigil tent is still going strong, with no problems reported.

I didn’t know about this, and if I didn’t know about this, then you probably didn’t either. This should be my entire feed and it’s not and that’s a problem  This sit in has now been going on over 48 hours and I am just hearing about it now 1/

New favorite game: @theonion.com headline or straight news source? (it's the latter) "Trump human trafficking advisor is former baseball exec who said game 'controlled by Satan'" www.thehandbasket.co/p/trump-huma...

Contrary to what RFKJ yelled in the hearing today, COVID vaccines will not be free and available to everyone due to his decisions. Here’s what you can do to get one, and how annoying it’ll be. What better way to give him a big🖕 and protect yourself for respiratory virus season than getting a 💉?

the President, who is not running for election, still sends out fundraising emails on the daily. this guy does ads saying "we've reached the max we can spend, don't give us more money." remarkable stuff that I think resonates with people who yearn for change and justice

In my annual experiment, I can report that the arm that got the Covid shot last night is very sore. The flu shot arm is only a little sore. (It was the other way around last year).

can i come over and stare at you like this?

The Justice Department's acting deputy chief was caught on a hidden camera saying that the government will "redact every Republican" from an Epstein client list and "leave all the liberal, Democratic people."

at least I know Dave Foley has my back

RFK Jr. rolled out that old chestnut again about how healthy Americans were in the 60’s, so here’s a fact check. In 1965: -42% of American adults smoked; it’s 11% now. -The infant morality rate was 24.7/1000; it’s 5.6/1000 now. -Overall life expectancy was 70 years; it's about 77 years now.

🚨Source call out: Looking to talk to folks who moved to Montgomery County specifically because of LGBTQ+ policies and/or resources. Message me here or email me [email protected]

Regarding yesterday’s Labor Day post - I keep forgetting that at my age, a black & white artsy photo, holding a flower, with a Bible verse could give some of you a scare. So sorry 🙏🏻❤️ As Mark Twain once said, “Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.” #dougjones #stillalive

everyone stop being an evil piece of shit challenge oh my god

Well there's another one gone.

4% capacity. That's how low ticket sales are for Stuttgart Ballet's October performances at the Kennedy Center. For @washingtonian.com, here's my look at the latest Sturm und Drang. www.washingtonian.com/2025/09/03/s...