They never said that before the takeover. They used to say "Twitter isn't real life"

i love this website

These images are spiritually related #jimothy

We’ve needed some work on our roof and there were enough red flags in trying to find someone to do it that I was 99% confident when I googled “did private equity take over roofing” that I’d find something and, well, here you go.

If you pile your furniture in the middle of your living room then set it on fire, you will have the warmest house in your street, for a few hours.

Sigh.

consider

1. This is awesome. 2. I hope every Democratic advisor/staffer is taking copious notes, because Mamdani's messaging team is consistently on point. You can't just do good stuff; you need to consistently let people know that you're doing good stuff, and reminding them about it later.

New cryptid

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Jimothy is my spirit animal. ❤️

Not gonna lie little Jimothy captured my heart. ❤️

excelente recauchutada parabens pelo divorcio

Andy Beshear Kentucky Khanate arc

It is ultimately made even more bittersweet given that a theme of the game is being set up for a situation you can’t be expected to win.

This is his rifle. #mech #miniature #plasticity #blender

Concept art for Orange Julia's breakup hat from @thatguttershow.bsky.social Ep 9: Welcome to Hell (Mall) w/ @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social!

My takeaway from this week is that if we had been hornier for the 70s Italian women they could have been reoccurring characters too

It turns out you only live three times.

Come at me bro. I’m in Saudi Arabia.

Again.

Emu night (1/2)

In many ways Citizens United ruined the country, but McDonnell v United States is such an overt endorsement of bribery and overt corruption that every justice that voted in the majority should be in fucking prison

I knew WIRED had great sourcing but I didn't know they could talk to people in Hell who recently popped like a balloon.

Elon Musk trying to sink a Christopher Nolan movie was honestly the funniest and dumbest course of action he could have taken. He’s one of the most popular filmmakers alive and now it proves Elon and his fanboys have no real cultural impact outside of X

imagine this country being willing to recognize the humanity and dignity of people detained and incarcerated. imagine what else could happen then

the ten people who listened to alab might remember how personal rikers is to me. my first law job as a law student was interviewing detainees who were beaten by COs. detainees! most people in a rikers jail have been convicted of nothing. many did nothing

nobody is doing it like Zohran, and that is an indictment of the entire rest of the country

every conservative politician is the worst person alive and every liberal politician is the worst non-conservative person alive we have to crawl through broken glass to elect someone who has the same basic pro-social mindset as an average food bank volunteer

@blueappaloosa.bsky.social goosehood is a spectrum

"parasite outbreak blamed on taco bell because they're the only company reporting it" feels very "1918 flu blamed on Spain because they're the only country reporting it"

Someone in my optician tried to get me interested in the Creep Specs and this was the gist of my response. #art

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

So much this. So often this survey result below occurs. Lesbians and Bi-women are almost always the joint most trans supportive demographics. Lesbians and Bi-women are more reliable demographics for finding support than even fellow trans people, *even on TERF island*

The rare genuine win-win scenario.

Re: cyclospora, Taco Bell having ethics and going "you know what, it's always the fucking lettuce, why don't we just pull that until we know what's going on" resulting in all the outlets going "LETTUCE SOLD AT TACO BELL LINKED TO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA" is a fantastic way to discourage ethics in future.

People think this is a joke but I went to lemon party dot com to read about his party and their positions are pretty shocking

So much for the world's first trillionaire

#StevenUniverse #RoseQuartz #Pearl

Mayor Mamdani is not its first victim

ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate

The best time to stop playing Fortnite was last year when they did that Harry Potter shit. The second best time is right now.

she's pissed at the amnesty report for being able to actually demonstrate real harm caused by the attack on trans rights. this is because it contradicts the gender critical framing where it's them who are fighting the oppressive gender radicals who are harming society, even tho they can't show how

i guess a forum admin is kind of like an omelas child if that child was also the mad king

JIMOTHY holy shit short spine syndrome raccoon in Seattle

Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.

I'm getting really sick of seeing rapists just get to promote rape on TV and in the government day in and day out with no consequences or truly any reaction at all at this point