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Someone edited Jorge R. Gutierrez’s Wikipedia page to call him a “sellout” following the announcement of his new AI animated project with Amazon MGM Studios.

lmao

the move towards openly embracing being a terrible person has been very bad for us, it’s not good that so many folks are just proud racists these days but my god the weaseling excuses from these insufferable assholes who still want to pretend they’re moral are excruciating

"If only there were some sort of national political organization to marshal resources in order to stop him. 😢💔"

radfems will look at you in the eye and tell you trans people are upholding the patriarchy and gender roles and then vote for republicans

BREAKING: Ethics complaint just filed against Pam Bondi — & it's damning She ran DOJ like a weapon — & now 100+ scholars, retired judges & retired FL Supreme Court Chief Justice Peggy Quince — joined by @democracydefendersfund.org @ldadorg.bsky.social & LFRL — are holding her accountable -TN

If you've had an actual relationship with a woman you wouldn't need this.

I for one love the idea that to get a man to eat you must bounce and dangle his chicken nuggets in front of him like he’s a cute widdle kitten

Go full jugular all the time. Really glad to see some newer candidates get it.

Guy went on an early episode of Chapo, showed up plastered and spent 20 minutes 'debating' Catholic doctrine, then, when confronted by an actual woman about how one would practically legislate & enforce the criminalisation of abortion, broke down and repeated the Hail Mary until they ended the call.

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Hard agree

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Unnoticed by whom?

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When people ask for shipping supplies recommendations I do not hesitate to link refuseuline.com Quite literally I just reference this, there are so many options that are better and not evil.

Data has never been able to raise the shields, no matter how many times he says he’s for real done it this time. In fact he’s an actor playing Data

this is the thing about people who say they need to be exposed to more perspectives: no you don’t right wing perspectives are dogshit, especially these days - it’s either vicious, preening meanness or it’s the most obvious bad faith trolling you’ve ever seen there is nothing to be gained from it

im sure this is going to go well for everyone involved

Kevin Hart is the first guy to get addicted to being in commercials for gambling.

Transphobia is a murderous grift funded by billionaires

"don't actually learn how to do a thing, just cheat and skip to the end product" A pretty apt metaphor for AI "art"

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I actually think it’s cool that when the president says “I want to be able to piss through the Stargate from my bedroom so those Egyptian freaks know who’s boss”, we as a country can make that happen

Now that the pope has specifically come out against AI, you can absolutely refuse to use it due to religious reasons. (Your work doesn’t have to know your religion)

zohran mamdani announced a plan to seize properties from bad landlords and private equity if tenents suffer from neglect and i genuinely do not think i’ve seen rightwing circles this mad in reaction to anything i’ve ever seen before lol

so incredibly based!

this is extra funny if you watch with the sound off first because you're like, ok, did he just get the yips? why did he throw it in the dirt? and then you watch with sound on and you're like, oh, yeah, I would probably do the same thing

YEP

Honestly, this is how anthropologists talk about gender outside the West, but it only registers as absurd when the same lens is turned around.

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That feeling when you’re complaining about skulls being full of holes at the same time trained medical professionals are probably doing something about all your extra skull holes

Here's what I've been working on for the video! I need some feedback ;w;

ok ill repost some of da classics. chopper middle part

yeah this is just lying like, this isn’t fudging, “we’ve only used this projection that’s favorable to us” type statistics manipulation like we’re used to, this is just flat out up is down black is white lying in the service of pushing nazi policy and it should be treated as such

Japan's Supreme Court will rule this year for the first time on whether barring same-sex marriage is unconstitutional. Ahead of the verdict, Marriage for All Japan has taken its "Love Wins" campaign nationwide. Here's what they hope to achieve with their 47-prefecture campaign.

youtube keeps trying to autoplay this video for me, no matter what i watch

People will be running from the shame of supporting this the rest of their lives.

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I mean, he believes it cuz it's true. If they were telling the truth, the story wouldn't keep changing. First, it was gonna make 5 blockbusters a day, 10 bestsellers a week, GTA V with a team of 10 in 6 months. Then, cure cancer. The, replace doctors, therapists, college. They're bullshitting.

r/prematuretruncation is my new favourite sub.

Our fascist thugs wont wear masks when they kidnap and brutalize human beings, AND they'll fill out all the proper forms afterward. That's 👏 called 👏 progress 👏

not only has the RETVRNposting timeline moved to the extremely recent memory of like... 2018, even that's insufficient. they need to generate an ai image of an anachronistic memory. is the "$5 ootlong" in the room with us right now

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I know I'm inviting a lot of annoying people obsessed with streamer drama by saying this, but he voted for Harris and didn't tell his voters to vote third party over her. The Harris cult are approximately as attached to reality as Qanons were circa 2018, and ideologically pretty similar.