Schumer really seems to have taken Manchin's place as the designated sin-eater for the Dems, letting loyalists pretend that he's where the rot begins and ends and letting them point to that as their token dissent from the party

The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”

I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross

Every time there’s slightly irregular news from the White House.

so simple. from kingdom directly to genus. the small green bread is uhhhhh alive. the end

I don't care how it happens I just hope he's scared

As someone who volunteers in local Democratic politics I want to once again remind the Bluesky community that the Democratic base is your friend, and LIGHT YEARS ahead of the national party leaders on literally every issue

Imagine the psychic pressure of so many millions of people hoping for your death

hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now

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of the moral conundrums you will be presented with, as an adult, "stop buying these specific children's toys" is like. the easiest possible

You used to be able to "inspect element" in this country. You used to be able to download video

i have never wanted anything as hard as i now want to smoke the dial-up noise

ChatGPT losing money would be better news if it meant companies would stop giving them more money to lose.

me and the crew about to put out our funniest fire yet

The weird thing is that they aren't really following the polls. If they were they would be doing a full court press on Greenland, a literal 70-10 issue.

77 percent of Democrats want to abolish ICE.

New— An American citizen boarding flight from Boston to Lisbon just now told me after showing boarding pass, every passenger stopped on jetway by two ICE agents demanding to take their photo. When passenger asked why, ICE threatened to detain them. If they said no photo, couldn't board/TBD detained.

the temporal front of the culture war

Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha

there are too many posts on here about "world events" and "AI" and not nearly enough about "Mitsibushi Delica"

we've now raised $4,651 for the greg bovino bitch fund benefitting minnesota immigrant rights

i do not like living through historical events :(

The online communists were right about everything and people are finally starting to realize that.

scully you're not gonna believe this

Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

I think the moment I fully lost it with American elite culture was when there was a no-shit bipartisan panic attack over Colorado throwing Trump off the 2024 ballot because of this stipulation

I've just been rewatching this over and over since I first saw it yesterday, like it feels like this is the first normal human reaction to these freaks mainstream media has accidentally let slip through the cracks in months

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

I get the sentiment but I think we ought to start promising now to work on the "endless" part

It still surprises me how many of the people protected by the veneer of society want it to be gone. Like buddy, how long do you think your lord haw-haw routine lasts if shit kicks up

Everyone's a fascist until they want to go out for a fancy dinner in the city.

no greenlander ever called me a libtard

Is there a way to interpret this other than Erika Kirk saying she's gonna do a mass shooting

So are we going to have to shut down the country for another funeral telethon extravaganza when this scumbag gets aerated

i can't help but think that october 7 and the response thereto really put the final nail in the "rules based international order" - by totally capitulating to the express and overt idea that "international law is fake," western states let the fig leaf fall and in so doing left themselves exposed

Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle https://theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relative-calm-of-president-a-giant-pedophile-news-cycle/

this is me rn, if you even care

did you know shinzo abe was actually super ripped? google "shinzo abe guns how to" to find his workout routine

every single day I stop myself from posting pictures of the shinzo abe gun

ICE got plenty of money when Chuck Schumer folded and now they're saying fuck you. What a shock. If anyone continues to fund the government at the end of the month they are Republican.

oh hell yeah, he’s contemplating his own mortality again

It should never have existed in the first place, and it sure as hell shouldn't exist now.

Imagine if people treated Psycho, A Fist Full Of Dollars, Deadpool, and Stalker as if they were all just Movies and self identified as being part of the Generic Movie Fandom. That's basically how people act about anime all the time.

if you’re in line to hate AI, STAY IN LINE!

wow, maybe some reporters could've asked about it at the time

"Abolish ICE" is the moderate position. "Try everyone involved in ICE for crimes against humanity" is the progressive one.

We've gone from defining doxing as posting someone's social security number / home address to now just posting a public officials name. How long until naming a federal agency becomes doxing, too