reckless. stubborn. ignores main objective for extended sidequest adventures. inexhaustible devotion to crewmembers of dubious loyalty. will endanger ship to fulfil personal vice. janeway is luffy

I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails

“Lies written in ink cannot disguise facts written in blood.” ― Lu Xun

“I don’t accept oshawatt as a pokemon” My 9 year old.

the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him

A handy guide to online abbreviations: IRA — Individual Retirement Army MLM — Multi-Level Men MSM — Men who have Sex with Media CBT — Cognitive Behavioural Torture ATM — Ass to Machine STD — Sexually-Transmitted Disability WAP — Wet Application Protocol

every time a community tests ubi or free housing for the homeless the result is always "holy fuck this works incredibly well and costs less than existing solutions!" and then every politician alive does this

What if he emerged fine and we were all like awwwwww then he tripped and fell down every stair and that's how it happened

The Newsom thing is because they think the pendulum effect will give the election to literally any Dem, which may well be true, so they want to make sure the nominee is as far-Right and ineffective as possible.

I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.

Bari Weiss: "We need to pull this 60 Minutes story about the conditions at CECOT. We can't air this until we gather more facts and speak to more people about the situation and get a full picture. This is our standard as a news organization." Also Bari Weiss: "OMG JONATHAN ROSS MIGHT BE DYING."

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Nazi punks fuck off

it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf

If someone called me a squid or something naval-derogatory, I’d be like “Okay” and move on with my day. If someone calls a cop a pig or doesn’t genuflect when being accosted by them, a cop will try to ruin that person’s life.

the sooner they all realize this the better.

this deceit is shameful and awful on its face. but also, as a utility worker: this shit is going to get my guys shot at

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it's on sale because of AGDQ so i'm doing a rare post-steam winter sale rec for Small Saga ($14.99), a no-grinding RPG inspired by Redwall, Golden Sun, and Berserk, featuring the angriest mouse to ever live. duel cats. overthrow lords. get your revenge. store.steampowered.com/app/1320140/...

We’ll have to entomb the grok servers in lead and concrete because burning them might kick off a Hitler particle-induced solar winter

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

Break the system, then point at it and claim it would be better as a private, for-profit service. Same as it ever was.

this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)

#ttrpg #superheroes My players encountered a hostage situation at a bank today. Two villains, two henchmen, $3 million were apprehended. Two villains, two henchmen, $6 million got away. Four citizens died. The heroes to the police afterwards: “We were awesome, you suck, nothing you did mattered”

TH...THIS IS MY MUG! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!

Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.

No one in human history has been more obviously a pedophile than Alan Dershowitz

Reversible Meat Tenderizer is my steampunk-inspired Bangles cover group

I was going to do a lot today. I was going to work on my homebrew trrpg, go bowling, start a chili. Instead, I slept till noon and played wii sports for the first time in a decade. Oh well. The day isn’t over yet, I suppose.

Dances with Ferngully: Red Edition

Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.

My sense is that the “male loneliness crisis” is not really about addressing men’s emotional needs but rather the relatively newfound absence of having someone to perform domestic labor for you quietly in the background now that there is a longer gap between your mother and your wife doing it

Time is a flat circle.

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

careful what you wish for, Joe

Sometimes, the very concept of big-business money makes my head hurt. So, Facebook's Metaverse fell through, wasting 77 billion. You could hire 10,000 of the smartest people in the games industry, paying them each $100k a year, for an entire decade, and only spend $10bn.

Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

Latest painting (acrylic on canvas)

surely you jest

@gwiggs.bsky.social A thread full of Pibbly-wear

C’mon people, it’s Acula’s monster. Acula was the Dr.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

New Quinns Quest review is a boxed RPG special! 📦✨ I dunno folks, I think running RPGs out of 400 page hardback books might be dumb and bad