Huge scoop from Ed, who had several years of financial reports leaked to him. OpenAI has been over-reporting their revenue. The company is even less profitable than we knew.

On the Senate Dems Courageously Caving to the GOP

Sensory hell: tags in all my clothing edition

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." — George Orwell

Sensory hell: microfiber cloth edition

In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

The people yearn for (democratic) socialism (this one will make you cry)

COUNT I Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall. COUNT II The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

@gwiggs.bsky.social White groverhaus

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

Sleep is a biological necessity, and sleep deprivation has real physical, psychological, and social consequences that need to be taken seriously. The way our society treats it as slothful to sleep according to natural rhythms (including midday naps and variant chronotypes like night owls) is evil.

Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison. Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

Has enough time passed that we can it was fucking insane Obama won a Nobel peace prize like Trump was right about that one specific thing

it's not FOR us

This video is everywhere because it's a hilarious visual refutation of Portland being on fire. You can't get a mass movement going without convincing the masses so yes, this does do something actually

In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.

Buying remastered versions of video games from the 90s is the modern day, corporate centered equivalent of our boomer parents being obsessed with and buying lunchboxes and toys from the 50s and 60s. BTW, FFT is really good. Digging it.

Eggs are just girl semen. Chicken eggs are just chicken girl semen.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

You don’t spend billions on a secret police and new prison systems then roll it back when the first “problem” is solved. It’s coming for all of us and it’s already started.

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

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The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.

I'm BAAAAAAACK! That's right! it's me, Doc, and I'm here to tell you all about guns in first person shooters, hopefully helping you be way more creative in your weapon design by breaking 'em down into the basics that's right, it's FPS Design 102: da guns docseuss.medium.com/the-way-of-t...

@docseuss.bsky.social Have you played Witchfire yet? If so, care to share any opinions?

BREAKING: he farted so bad he died

“Thank GOD the National Guard is here while I EAT MY PIZZA,” shouts a woman at Red Light on 14th in DC as yet another trio of guardsmen walk by.

So a woman running as a Democrat yelled at that absolute piece of shit proud christofascist vice governor Micah Beckwith so was bodied to the floor by a cop who then preliminarily charged her with assault on an officer, for getting bodied to the floor by a cop www.courierpress.com/story/news/l...

no notes, nailed it

short about working at the coast guard

Frieren #frieren #pixelart

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you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!

I say this a lot, but it bears repeating: when Trump tears down mediocre institutions, we will replace them with radical institutions. Our vision of government was constrained by norms. If those norms are gone? Fine, those norms are gone, and with them the constraints are gone. LFG.

A theme of my reactions to Trump's series of acts of destruction is being pissed off that I'm compelled by circumstance to defend a status quo that I actually don't like and sometimes object to strongly, because Trump's plan is to replace the bad thing with something much worse.

talking to your children about sex www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

We’re not sure who needs to hear this, but ‘blueberry’ has two b’s.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

Most of the internet used to be like this. This is actually the default, it took companies enclosing the internet and adding weird, soul-killing incentives to make people behave the way they do now. In a way, there is truly nothing special about Wikipedia except that it survived longer.

My Anxiety is already a LLM that I’ve learned to ignore, what makes you think I give a shit about your AI chatbot?

"We have just folded space from Legoland. Many playsets in Legoland. New playsets. Better than those at Playmobil."

you're gonna wanna see this

Trump is only interested in that Adam Schiff story because it’s 14 years old

If we simply swapped the populations inside all these cages with the populations in charge of all these cages, we would all be much, much safer