Juan Carlos
@hernameisjuan.bsky.social
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I used to be a buttery croissant then a witch turned me into a human
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Successfully grabbed all the groceries on my list I'm taking when I go to Sabrina's tn!!!!
8 months ago
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onion person
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this is why you must always oppose every act an imperialist country does, because then theyâll soon come for everyone
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
about 12 hours ago
Insane flex
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My fit for the 1st
#FatGuyFriday
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1 day ago
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It's Bear w Me Friday, r u bearing w me?
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22 days ago
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rangoon jr
2 days ago
malaysian curry wings for the first meal of the year, the yummy agenda is alive and well
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petey
3 days ago
hny!
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rangoon jr
2 days ago
my friend last night: omg you smell amazing me screaming in a crowded club: THANKS I HAD A SHORT RIB PASTA WITH A VEAL DEMI-GLACE FOR DINNER AND SOME OF THE SAUCE GOT ON MY JACKET
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Jorge Caldera
7 days ago
Had a dream that Katseye released a good song
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petey
7 days ago
uh guys my Uber arrived and this is its license plate?? it doesnât match the app but i think i should get inâŠ
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onion person
7 days ago
post deleted but itâs abolish ICE now and always has needed to happen
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dianna hagron
7 days ago
This is crazy but does anyone have the video of the like⊠Among Us looking balloon looking figure (with boobs) dancing to a remix version of Toxic by Britney Spears with gunshots⊠I donât even know if I have the details right anymore lmaooo help this is lost media to me
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Thinkin' abt how everyone did so good on the last Fat Cock Friday of the year
7 days ago
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Soren Spicknall
8 days ago
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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benji (moonâs dad)
8 days ago
That one actress roundtable where they were all dumbfounded on how to get more female directors and Kirsten Dunst gagged them all simply by saying âI look for them and then I work with them.â
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Jacus
8 days ago
We need to do everything in our power to keep Connor Storrie off the juice they gave Zane Phillips
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Wuf
9 days ago
bb tamal
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Put a shot of it in your glass of eggnog
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10 days ago
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airuhgo
10 days ago
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Finally Capricorn season, oomfs you've been warned
11 days ago
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Ryan Burkett
11 days ago
You rarely hear about the fourth ghost, who showed Scrooge how heâd look with bangs
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I'm finally @ my brother's to spend the holiday w my fam
11 days ago
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Mike
11 days ago
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Low-key horny and fat as a house OMG I have to get killed
11 days ago
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more mr. nice guy
12 days ago
so the two notable programming moves bari weiss has made at CBS are... airing an interview nobody watched and not airing a 60 Minutes segment that everybody watched. it's like she's satirizing herself
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IJBOL spent last night watching ep. 5 and crying like a faucet
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11 days ago
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đTrimmed-tree Holidaysâïž
12 days ago
Bari knew she was expected to cover up the crimes against humanity, but her unearned self-assurance guaranteed that she still shat the bed.
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Wuf
13 days ago
Out of touch corporate goobers love being like âWHAT do you mean youâre working over the holidays??? Everyoneâs supposed to be going to restaurants and bars and stores and airports and coffee shops and movie theatersâ
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A miserable piles of TRUTH
13 days ago
Ayo WHAT THE FUCK
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rangoon jr
13 days ago
now seated for boyboyhenyo Best Picture 2023 winner, Godzilla Minus One
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I could tell by then, they DRAGGED me for sayin' it was cheugy
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13 days ago
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princess diana ross matthews
14 days ago
never kill yourself
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No, for anyone that has to piss... like I paid to watch a movie why would I want to worry I'm gonna miss out??
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14 days ago
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benji (moonâs dad)
15 days ago
It's been 20 years and it's still crazy to me that Vanessa Carlton's "White Houses" wasn't a hit
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Girl whatever, I haven't been put in forever so I rallied
15 days ago
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This Fat Boy Friday is canceled on account of me getting a tummy burn while makin' dinner
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rangoon jr
16 days ago
Barack Obamaâs favorite song of the year was Big Guy (from âThe SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePantsâ) by Ice Spice
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@boyboyhenyo.bsky.social
That's why you're so powerful...
17 days ago
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princess diana ross matthews
17 days ago
the concept of saying that your lgbtq+ hookup app is "not in the business of politics"
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localswampgay
18 days ago
Hate how when i have to wake up early im nervous about waking up on time and as such wake up like every two hours
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Steve Ingraham
18 days ago
Carolina Wren:
#Kennebunk
#Maine
12/25
#Sony
a6700
#Sigma
16-300 @ 450mm fov. Program
#birds
& wildlife mods.
#Photomator
#nature
#wren
#birdphotography
#PointânShootNature
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Pop Crave
18 days ago
Zara Larsson stuns with crab for her 28th birthday.
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Dr Tom Harris
18 days ago
Spotted this rare Red Rainbow this morning just after dawn. Just lovely đ Apparently it's caused by most of the green, blue and yellow light from the low sun being scattered by the atmosphere, leaving mostly red light for the rainbow.
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Ashley
18 days ago
Babe come over. I made dinner
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My favorite movie
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17 days ago
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Ja! Great my next day off
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17 days ago
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Ryan, Perdido en TX
18 days ago
Salchichas and eggs and cheese on flour tortillas with the green salsa that will literally make your entire face go numb before melting it off is an elite breakfast move.
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Ryan, Perdido en TX
18 days ago
Pork chop night.
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Ryan, Perdido en TX
18 days ago
The key to a happy relationship is never upsetting your partner about the same thing twice, you have to constantly learn from your mistakes and not repeat them and find new and improved ways of upsetting them to keep things fresh.
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maybe less subtle
18 days ago
Could some someone buy or make and feed me dinner pls
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