this is why you must always oppose every act an imperialist country does, because then they’ll soon come for everyone

Insane flex apnews.com/article/zohr...

My fit for the 1st #FatGuyFriday of the year

It's Bear w Me Friday, r u bearing w me?

malaysian curry wings for the first meal of the year, the yummy agenda is alive and well

hny!

my friend last night: omg you smell amazing me screaming in a crowded club: THANKS I HAD A SHORT RIB PASTA WITH A VEAL DEMI-GLACE FOR DINNER AND SOME OF THE SAUCE GOT ON MY JACKET

Had a dream that Katseye released a good song

uh guys my Uber arrived and this is its license plate?? it doesn’t match the app but i think i should get in…

post deleted but it’s abolish ICE now and always has needed to happen

This is crazy but does anyone have the video of the like… Among Us looking balloon looking figure (with boobs) dancing to a remix version of Toxic by Britney Spears with gunshots… I don’t even know if I have the details right anymore lmaooo help this is lost media to me

Thinkin' abt how everyone did so good on the last Fat Cock Friday of the year

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

That one actress roundtable where they were all dumbfounded on how to get more female directors and Kirsten Dunst gagged them all simply by saying “I look for them and then I work with them.”

We need to do everything in our power to keep Connor Storrie off the juice they gave Zane Phillips

bb tamal

Put a shot of it in your glass of eggnog

Finally Capricorn season, oomfs you've been warned

You rarely hear about the fourth ghost, who showed Scrooge how he’d look with bangs

I'm finally @ my brother's to spend the holiday w my fam

Low-key horny and fat as a house OMG I have to get killed

so the two notable programming moves bari weiss has made at CBS are... airing an interview nobody watched and not airing a 60 Minutes segment that everybody watched. it's like she's satirizing herself

IJBOL spent last night watching ep. 5 and crying like a faucet

Bari knew she was expected to cover up the crimes against humanity, but her unearned self-assurance guaranteed that she still shat the bed.

Out of touch corporate goobers love being like “WHAT do you mean you’re working over the holidays??? Everyone’s supposed to be going to restaurants and bars and stores and airports and coffee shops and movie theaters”

Ayo WHAT THE FUCK

now seated for boyboyhenyo Best Picture 2023 winner, Godzilla Minus One

I could tell by then, they DRAGGED me for sayin' it was cheugy

never kill yourself

No, for anyone that has to piss... like I paid to watch a movie why would I want to worry I'm gonna miss out??

It's been 20 years and it's still crazy to me that Vanessa Carlton's "White Houses" wasn't a hit

Girl whatever, I haven't been put in forever so I rallied

This Fat Boy Friday is canceled on account of me getting a tummy burn while makin' dinner

Barack Obama’s favorite song of the year was Big Guy (from “The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants”) by Ice Spice

@boyboyhenyo.bsky.social That's why you're so powerful...

the concept of saying that your lgbtq+ hookup app is "not in the business of politics"

Hate how when i have to wake up early im nervous about waking up on time and as such wake up like every two hours

Carolina Wren: #Kennebunk #Maine 12/25 #Sony a6700 #Sigma 16-300 @ 450mm fov. Program #birds & wildlife mods. #Photomator #nature #wren #birdphotography #Point’nShootNature

Zara Larsson stuns with crab for her 28th birthday.

Spotted this rare Red Rainbow this morning just after dawn. Just lovely 🌈 Apparently it's caused by most of the green, blue and yellow light from the low sun being scattered by the atmosphere, leaving mostly red light for the rainbow.

Babe come over. I made dinner

My favorite movie

Ja! Great my next day off

Salchichas and eggs and cheese on flour tortillas with the green salsa that will literally make your entire face go numb before melting it off is an elite breakfast move.

Pork chop night.

The key to a happy relationship is never upsetting your partner about the same thing twice, you have to constantly learn from your mistakes and not repeat them and find new and improved ways of upsetting them to keep things fresh.

Could some someone buy or make and feed me dinner pls