actually never going outside on a Sunday night again in this lifetime

Didn’t go to bed until 2 and I am up for work..wish I was d*ad

going outside on a Sunday night .. a hedge of strength around me, dear lord.

love that people just log on this app and post shit like how gorgeous is that

eating boy kibble for the foreseeable watch this space

If Madonna doesn’t have classics, how do we explain Spanish Lesson?

Sandra Bullock plugging AI … loser behavior. Flop queen.

I wonder who some of you would be without FCF.

My job heard this and overloaded the fuck out of me 🤪

I don’t want to do ANY work but it’s FRIIIIIDAAAAAAAY

get your ass up and work it seems like Bluesky doesn’t want to work these days

I RAN MY FASTEST MILE YET - 9:27!!

Forgot my mask at home today and I don’t know how people ride public transit without masks I feel like I’m in a Petri dish

I leave for London and Paris in exactly 6 weeks oh it’s going to be a MOVIE

this song being a reference to my Hebrew name, Yitzhak. My impact.

BABY! Where the hell is my Illinois Department of Revenue 2025 REFUND? What is taking it so long? To find MEEEEEEEE.

That new Madonna album is going to save my life oh main gott

coffee cart at work .. life is worth living

good morning my little stars

radical choppedtimism

Yay haircut 💜

Yay haircut 💜

BREAKING: Hungary just saw a stunning political shakeup. Opposition leader Péter Magyar says Prime Minister Viktor Orbán personally called to congratulate him on his victory, marking the imminent end to Orbán’s long grip on power.

Today is the day I decide to get into Paramore

I look good as fuck and am going outside

I started RHORI and I do not like Rosie at all. The way she just started crying to deflect responsibility? Girl.

Early workouts are amazing I feel so productive !!

I’ve worked so hard today I demand one hug per bloomf 😤

I have an ominous feeling about today’s workday.

TEE GEE EYE EHF

gonna get banned from Nextdoor for telling all the octogenarians complaining about a tax measure to build a new library that they shouldn’t be worried about it since they’ll be dead soon anyway

Just remembered that I am seeing Cascada live in a few months and am going to be so gæ omg

Hearing Bamboo Banga by MIA at Pitchfork in 2013 was a formative experience for me.

Woke up really wanting a Berlin bomb 😭

I HAVE ALL MY DOCUMENTS FOR MY EU PASSPORT 🚨 ‼️

I should be at home with my man and my cats and not at work.

Clocked in and had to notate the cute sweater 😌

Honesty like what are we DOING

Clocked in and had to notate the cute sweater 😌

I need Paris recommendations BAD! Help me!

Unpopular candidate? New Democratic nominee for 2028 dropped 💕

I have so many grays coming in

Is there anything worse than an inbox full of emails on a Monday when you don’t want to do shit at work?

If you saw a “he has risen” thirst trap you may be entitled to financial compensation

changed gay lives everywhere

Today is the only day you can post this btw

Drunk and this Taco Bell feels spiritual.

I love watching That’s So Raven. She raised me.

I love watching my cats watch Cat TV like yes get that koi fish that is 100% real

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