I think 2016 is a weird year to be fixated on. We need to go back to like 2010.

CATACLYSMIC SMASH EARTH SHATTERING MOMENTS

Looking at taco dinners while on the elliptical IRDGAF 😏

Feature number 1,458,356 that no one wants: ✔️

Rumor has it we’re going back to 4 days in office in a few weeks so let me enjoy my last few weeks with my cats 😪

Good morning to everyone except a majority of Democratic elected officials.

I think people who smoke cigarettes on public transit should be astralprojected into the sun.

I slept like a swaddled Victorian child (affirmative)

I understood Sexistential the first time btw

Slept terribly and will STILL be a beacon of positivity today 🫶

Just took out a 401k loan to buy a container of Folger’s coffee 🙃

I’m sorry but if you’re posting AI you’re getting blocked. There is something wrong with your psyche if you think that AI is funny or cool.

What is your go-to hangover meal?

I knew I disliked Bowen Yang for a reason. I am an oracle.

This is actually insane

I spent 25 minutes in line for my bank to tell me the don’t have QUARTERS 💜

Well, *this* is 35 🎂

When I take the mic at birthday karaoke and do a whole entire Christian horse girl kpop playlist then what?

I could never be a gooner because I don’t want the forehead wrinkles.

Well, *this* is 35 🎂

Being a Capricorn is great in and of itself but being a Capricorn with a Leo rising like yes I work hard and am good with money and I ALSO am the center of the universe 🙂‍↕️

Last day at 34…

About to delete all socials and just play with my johnson IDK

SAVE US ROBYN!!!!!!!!!

At what point is this going to stop? I just don’t understand.

I don’t feel like doing SHIT at work!

My review at work being exceeding expectations, oh exactly..🙂‍↕️

Far too many coughing bitches on the el yet I am the only one wearing a mask. You fools never learn..

Back to life … back to reality …

I wish these were still real.

Italian Wedding Soup is being made ☝️

I PROMISE it is okay to criticize Democrats because 98% of them are useless and shitty

Wait what?

Double sweet potato 😌

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Made a $100 payment on a credit card yesterday just for them to charge me the $95 annual fee today .. what sort of malignant spirit is haunting me already in 2026?

If you work today, I actually called your boss and demanded they let you do the bare minimum so you should be all set!

How many books are we trying to read this year? I am doing 16!

The fact that I have to work tomorrow is making me physically ill.

gay guy brunch is now - 2026, I love you already.

First purchase of 2026 was Taco Bell. Immaculate.

2025 was a good year - I paid off all my consumer debt (over $20k) and finally am losing weight and lifting consistently but the low point was losing my Raven. I miss her dearly. 🥹💔 🐈‍⬛

Am I the only person in the city of Chicago working today?

Love this stage of capitalism where they raise the rent every single year while doing absolutely nothing to improve the actual building!! <33333

Ok Chicago we can wrap up winter I think I’ve had enough thanks!

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked

I talked to Marcia Gay Harden at a hotel in Mexico and told her I wanted to be an actor and she told me to follow my dreams (I was like 14)

Me this Flu season

Back to work after 5 days no one address me