I miss the time when I didn’t know who Gracie Abrams was

536 emails .. y’all mind if I kms

Still thinking about Cascada’s set. She had such command over the audience and we were all queening out!

Back to work and I think I’m just going to “select all + delete” all my emails from vacation

Walked around Europe for two weeks averaging 30,000 steps a day and did not drop one OUNCE of weight

So glad I gave myself a buffer day between getting home and going back to work. Sorry to all of you who are returning to your cubicles of despair today 💜

Back in America and my soul feels heavy. Need another international trip expeditiously.

Let’s see what Pad Thai in Paris is like 👀

NO

I like Paris but I don’t think I’d visit again 😬

I took 42,000 steps today 😭

Bonjour 🇫🇷 🥖

The way that everyone in Paris smokes is crazy

having the strongest aperol spritz in my entire life at a bistro .. maybe everything IS romantic

HELL 😭😭😭😭😭😭

with gawjus oomfs @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social & @mikeybabyyy.bsky.social at HOOPLAAAA

solo traveling around London is just me saying “that’s a bit of shit” to myself over and over

Last day in London ☹️ but Paris tomorrow 🙂

The way I met Tiara Skye yesterday .. Jesus was seen.

the way I’ve just been non-stop partying since I’ve got here.. feeling 22 again

@hatsorcerer.bsky.social SPOTTING 💕

Lily brought out Jade last night and my drunk was peaking at that exact moment. Kismet.

My Hoopla outfit looks good as FUCK I snapped 💅

The way I’m seeing AGNES perform live today like what is my life

Susan Boyle in her new wig is also here xx

Every homosexual man in London is at this Oh, Mary! viewing

Also I am going to come back snatchiana the way I’ve taken 28,000 steps today 🙂‍↕️

The food in London is truly unmatched. Had the most amazing Indian food I’ve ever had today.

Seeing Oh, Mary! tonight with Catherine Tate 💥 💥

The way I just slept for like 10 hours LMFAO

Came all the way to London and found you here btw

London is SWELTERING today

Well I landed! Couldn’t sleep a lick on that flight lmao

The way I am about to one-two myself with this magnesium/melatonin combo so I can hopefully sleep on this flight

I can’t believe people don’t wear masks at airports still lmao

LMAO the thought of leaving my man and my cats literally has me crying lmao

Today’s the day 🇬🇧 ✈️

the fact that I haven’t packed yet is giving me severe anxiety on the train

Last day of work for until June 9..must power through 😭

The beach will be seeing me for 90 minutes MAXIMUM today

I’ve been spending money like a PSYCHOPATH. When I get back from vacation I am back my Suze Orman ways.

That Chat GPT commercial where the farmer is asking Chat to make a report on water usage is just a little TOO on the nose

I Love Boosters was absolutely nuts

Going to queen out at the fashion outlets

The way this Kylie documentary has me misty as fuck omg my queen has been through so much 😭

In exactly one week I will be in London and feeling alive again.

OOMF is so terminally horny and online I am concerned for his psyche

Truly ahead of her time this mother singing about her pink rose toy

When Dannii came on the Kylie doc I squealed. That’s godmother!

Contrary to popular belief, lifting at work on lunch is causing significant healings