Matty
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matty - (he/him/his) 🏳️🌈 👾 in Los Angeles. 👻: mattytee27
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24 days ago
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Finished work and made sure dinner is ready when he gets home~ Peri Peri seasoned chicken with wild rice, quinoa and mixed veg
about 9 hours ago
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My team has a new admin at work and it is the same one that sent me possibly the wildest message I’ve ever gotten from someone I work with back for NYE 2020 (I’m an HRBP, btw) She’s incredible I love her
about 10 hours ago
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👨❤️💋👨
1 day ago
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Surprise day off (I forgot I requested a long weekend 😖) My boss asked me why I was answering my phone 🙃
1 day ago
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Picked this up @ popkiller today
2 days ago
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URGENT: I can’t find it but does anyone remember seeing a post that was an edit of a DoorDash screenshot where one of the items was called the big cheese and it was just some dudes ass
2 days ago
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“Uranus is leaving Taurus” mine isnt
2 days ago
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💈💇🏻♂️🪒
4 days ago
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Where do you drop off sharps containers when they are full?
4 days ago
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I have seen soooo many astrology posts about how today is the end of a years long suffering/challenge era for Leo and Taurus…I’m ready
4 days ago
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Finally my algorithm is back to normal 🙌🏻
4 days ago
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Me
5 days ago
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Patrick is enjoying his Friday
5 days ago
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Obsessed with these…I feel like a little rat boy while eating them
5 days ago
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Laptop desk is crazy
5 days ago
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My Wellbutrin kicking in this morning
7 days ago
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It’s been sooo long since I’ve played this one
loading . . .
7 days ago
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ryan seekrest
8 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Need to get good at making frangipane
8 days ago
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Woke up today and screamed seeing this message like this out of context
8 days ago
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Ayyy
11 days ago
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Good morning (this is how he sleeps now)
11 days ago
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What the hell why not
add a skeleton here at some point
11 days ago
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Today was long and the entire time I was just delivering bad news to people back to back…exhausted but need to do something fun
loading . . .
11 days ago
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Scream singing this in dead stop traffic driving home
11 days ago
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I increased my speed on the stair climber and it kicked my ass today
13 days ago
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Updated the mog
14 days ago
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Excited to use thissss
14 days ago
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3 hour drive 🥸
14 days ago
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I’m ctfu
add a skeleton here at some point
14 days ago
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This backrooms ass hotel
15 days ago
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16 days ago
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Lazy Sunday
17 days ago
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🐰 Myandra punishable by DEATH. 🐰Impeach "IT" NOW! GOP are losers
18 days ago
This is tragically beautiful.
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🕹️TheGamersician🎵
18 days ago
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18 days ago
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Trying to wean myself off of diet coke
18 days ago
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Is there a shower room for all the filthy piggy truckers to soap eachother up in
18 days ago
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Work is done which means Yunomi Handroll, massage for him, and then World of Warcraft with no pants
18 days ago
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Still being sexy in my rats smoking cigarettes crop top
19 days ago
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My team didn’t get back to the hotel last night until 3am…they don’t know that we are going on a boat this morning 🤠😬 Gatorade and Dramamine time
21 days ago
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I want one of these hotel mirrors
21 days ago
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Can I say something
22 days ago
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If you send me unsolicited nudes as an introduction you will get a laugh react followed by a prompt blocking 🤠
22 days ago
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23 days ago
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24 days ago
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Husband brought up the time I shit my pants at the grocery store during dinner with his parents
24 days ago
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25 days ago
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Every time I go to Gelson’s in Silverlake the grapes are bigger…this is getting out of control
25 days ago
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TGIF
25 days ago
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