Matty
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matty - (he/him/his) 🏳️🌈 👾 in Los Angeles. 👻: mattytee27
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💈💇🏻♂️🪒
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Where do you drop off sharps containers when they are full?
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I have seen soooo many astrology posts about how today is the end of a years long suffering/challenge era for Leo and Taurus…I’m ready
1 day ago
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Finally my algorithm is back to normal 🙌🏻
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Me
2 days ago
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Patrick is enjoying his Friday
2 days ago
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Obsessed with these…I feel like a little rat boy while eating them
3 days ago
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Laptop desk is crazy
3 days ago
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My Wellbutrin kicking in this morning
4 days ago
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It’s been sooo long since I’ve played this one
loading . . .
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ryan seekrest
6 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Need to get good at making frangipane
6 days ago
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Woke up today and screamed seeing this message like this out of context
6 days ago
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Ayyy
8 days ago
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Good morning (this is how he sleeps now)
8 days ago
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What the hell why not
add a skeleton here at some point
9 days ago
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Today was long and the entire time I was just delivering bad news to people back to back…exhausted but need to do something fun
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Scream singing this in dead stop traffic driving home
9 days ago
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I increased my speed on the stair climber and it kicked my ass today
11 days ago
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Updated the mog
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Excited to use thissss
11 days ago
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3 hour drive 🥸
11 days ago
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I’m ctfu
add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
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This backrooms ass hotel
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13 days ago
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Lazy Sunday
14 days ago
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🐰 Myandra punishable by DEATH. 🐰Impeach "IT" NOW! GOP are losers
15 days ago
This is tragically beautiful.
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🕹️TheGamersician🎵
16 days ago
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Trying to wean myself off of diet coke
15 days ago
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Is there a shower room for all the filthy piggy truckers to soap eachother up in
16 days ago
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Work is done which means Yunomi Handroll, massage for him, and then World of Warcraft with no pants
16 days ago
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Still being sexy in my rats smoking cigarettes crop top
16 days ago
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My team didn’t get back to the hotel last night until 3am…they don’t know that we are going on a boat this morning 🤠😬 Gatorade and Dramamine time
18 days ago
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I want one of these hotel mirrors
19 days ago
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Can I say something
20 days ago
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If you send me unsolicited nudes as an introduction you will get a laugh react followed by a prompt blocking 🤠
20 days ago
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21 days ago
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21 days ago
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Husband brought up the time I shit my pants at the grocery store during dinner with his parents
22 days ago
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22 days ago
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Every time I go to Gelson’s in Silverlake the grapes are bigger…this is getting out of control
23 days ago
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TGIF
23 days ago
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michael
24 days ago
many such bloomfies
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michael
24 days ago
gm
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He meows at me to come pet him and then does this
24 days ago
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Diva alert
24 days ago
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Ben
25 days ago
Rest in peace, Amelia Earhart. You would’ve loved doing this.
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Me picking my underwear up off the floor after I harvest his life force
25 days ago
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❤️📍🍒
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