Felt like I was eating the nutrient paste from the Matrix but my breakfast has been cream of wheat with protein powder, ovaltine, chia seeds and berries

👅👅

My day was so calm why did I decide to come to Westfield century city on a Saturday afternoon

Success

Insane content warning for the new horse girl mmo

you, in another decade (twink era)

New warlock pet sayaad recolor goes a little crazy

Big plans for this weekend include staying in my underwear, setting up my keyboard 🎹 I ordered, and making egg salad

He missed me

Work trip~

Midnight spoilers* I’ve been saying fuck this guy since legion btw

Went to my doctor because I thought I had a UTI and she said “the receptive partner doesn’t usually get UTIs” ok but we never talked about me being a bottom 😩🕰️

My steam recs are getting more and more niche

Had 2 wasps’ nests removed from my balcony earlier and I went outside and had 2 leftover wasps fly at me and I was very brave about it

Me at 23: nervous to wear a rainbow bracelet Me at 33: buys a crop top that says “F@ggot” in big letters right on the front

Happy Saturday~

If you are experiencing the "Your 3D accelerator card is not supported by World of Warcraft" with the last patch and repair didn’t fix it - go into the retail folder and delete the .dll files in there and try repairing again

PSA: This is strawberry banana not Cherry

They are really not fucking around with these

every phone should look like this

Ok

Idk I keep getting ads for this pink crop top with a picture of rats smoking cigarettes…kind of a vibe

I am once again begging for more in this art style… I don’t have time to play early access 😔

I was making dinner for Zac and stopped giving a fuck halfway through so he got a bowl of ground beef, onions, and beans

Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich https://theonion.com/report-oh-fuck-yeah-egg-yolk-dripping-all-over-sandw-1819579733/

Joyce DTLA

I love this hot slop ❤️🫶

Laneige Water Bank the diva you are

Recovery is craaaazy ❤️

My ideal breakfast (only pic missing is beef bacon)

Anyway this stuff is great 😴🫶

They should invent a silicone lube bottle that keeps all the lube on the inside

I don’t get why Uber send push notification ads like I’m not going anywhere

Has anyone actually ordered something through Quince?

It’s cold outside

TGIF

Nighttime liquid mineral/vitamin I’ve been taking looks suspicious and has a very virile consistency

Ok

me when i feel like wasting someone’s time

Another rough week inc but I got it ❤️

Haircut 💇🏻‍♂️

Going shopping with bb for vday

12 days

Jail

The most fucked up week of my career tgif

Just a draenei enjoying a serene sunset 🌅

Mary Ruth really popped off with these

Office day