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Where do you drop off sharps containers when they are full?

I have seen soooo many astrology posts about how today is the end of a years long suffering/challenge era for Leo and Taurus…I’m ready

Finally my algorithm is back to normal 🙌🏻

Me

Patrick is enjoying his Friday

Obsessed with these…I feel like a little rat boy while eating them

Laptop desk is crazy

My Wellbutrin kicking in this morning

It’s been sooo long since I’ve played this one

Need to get good at making frangipane

Woke up today and screamed seeing this message like this out of context

Ayyy

Good morning (this is how he sleeps now)

What the hell why not

Today was long and the entire time I was just delivering bad news to people back to back…exhausted but need to do something fun

Scream singing this in dead stop traffic driving home

I increased my speed on the stair climber and it kicked my ass today

Updated the mog

Excited to use thissss

3 hour drive 🥸

I’m ctfu

This backrooms ass hotel

Lazy Sunday

This is tragically beautiful.

Trying to wean myself off of diet coke

Is there a shower room for all the filthy piggy truckers to soap eachother up in

Work is done which means Yunomi Handroll, massage for him, and then World of Warcraft with no pants

Still being sexy in my rats smoking cigarettes crop top

My team didn’t get back to the hotel last night until 3am…they don’t know that we are going on a boat this morning 🤠😬 Gatorade and Dramamine time

I want one of these hotel mirrors

Can I say something

If you send me unsolicited nudes as an introduction you will get a laugh react followed by a prompt blocking 🤠

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Husband brought up the time I shit my pants at the grocery store during dinner with his parents

Every time I go to Gelson’s in Silverlake the grapes are bigger…this is getting out of control

TGIF

many such bloomfies

gm

He meows at me to come pet him and then does this

Diva alert

Rest in peace, Amelia Earhart. You would’ve loved doing this.

Me picking my underwear up off the floor after I harvest his life force

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