Matty
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matty - (he/him/his) 🏳️🌈 👾 in Los Angeles. 👻: mattytee27
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Steak time
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Very happy with this 🙌
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2 days ago
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And it’s over…
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4 days ago
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Buying a new car is annoyinggg
4 days ago
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Cooked
4 days ago
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My Dad invited me over for the 4th should I wear this
5 days ago
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💈💇🏻♂️
5 days ago
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Breakfast
5 days ago
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🎶
5 days ago
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Gay!
5 days ago
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I wanna get high and eat a full chocolate sheet cake with my bare hands TGIF
5 days ago
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Recorded myself giving feedback at work and noticing the more confident I’ve become the faggier my voice gets and I kinda love that
6 days ago
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I need stimulants
7 days ago
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Curious for myself but I think this
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9 days ago
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9 days ago
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I refuse to let someone nasty change that I give people the benefit of the doubt because I think that’s important. But I AM getting a lot better at knowing when it’s time to stop trying to break through and shift into matching energy but staying cordial (this is about work)
9 days ago
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What do you think this business does
10 days ago
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How I’m smelling lately
10 days ago
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🫃🏻
12 days ago
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LA Pride weekend incoming!
14 days ago
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Being chosen as a place of rest by a cat feels so meaningful 🥹
14 days ago
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15 days ago
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Taking it easy today
15 days ago
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No diarrhea! ✨💖
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16 days ago
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He is not amused to be in this cone
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Work sucked I’m gonna make a pizza
16 days ago
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Having to remind myself a lot this week that if everyone did the right thing ethically and never said anything out of pocket I wouldn’t have a job 🫶❤️ trying my patience
16 days ago
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Ok
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Why am I giving “we waited over an hour for shredded cheese…she can’t eat her enchiladas without it” here
16 days ago
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Steak time
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I miss when a crowd booing an unliked loser wasn’t national news
16 days ago
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This will either change the game for me or give me permanent diarrhea
17 days ago
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He returns from his hunt with an offering
18 days ago
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🫃🏻
19 days ago
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I woke up at 10a and I’m still tired 😴
19 days ago
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Hello Fresh: Are you a BOTTOM? We have meal boxes that you can eat and still get FUCKED in the BUTT happy pride month
20 days ago
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Fresh 💇🏻♂️💈
20 days ago
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As someone spending more time cooking I’d love to start having a friend or two over but have them request what I make for dinner so I have to leave my comfort zone and learn new things. If it’s botched we order pizza
20 days ago
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These are great but I have no business buying $10 wraps from the grocery store
20 days ago
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Emma™ Bot™
20 days ago
About to gentrify your dad's pussy
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Caramel banana upside down bread 🍌🍮
20 days ago
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How do you use the hip abductor machine without looking like a sluttt
20 days ago
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🍕
20 days ago
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Tried to mod it and Yuna is just lashes and jewelry 😩
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21 days ago
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I’m still upset about the FFX remaster face sculpts
21 days ago
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Waking up at 5am to give your cat 2 pills and a liquid medicine…chaotic
22 days ago
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Really wild that a simple message of hope is so unsettling because of the mouth it comes from
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23 days ago
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Need him back
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23 days ago
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Diablo 4 Lord of Hatred is Blizzard at its best, imo. A lot of layers to this scene and it hurt my feelings lol
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please be nice to patrick
24 days ago
it's so thrilling two first-time directors with original ideas beat grogu to death with hammers. you can't send a clearer message to hollyweird
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