Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

"…[T]he Coast Guard would have classified the Nazi-era insignia as 'potentially divisive.' That policy would similarly have downgraded the classification of nooses and the Confederate flag…" POTENTIALLY. DIVISIVE. The SHIT they are trying to pull…

The latest, with gift link: wapo.st/4rdDQew

Seriously what the fuck did I just come back to

as we fight through to the weekend please do enjoy this photo of Moose sucking his wrist in his sleep 🥹

Does anyone have suggestions for a protein bar that's not chocolate/frosted/dessert-flavored? The ones I used to get were peanut butter and jelly flavor and that wasn't bad, but that's the upper limit on my tolerance for sweet breakfast bars. Recipes welcome also. I need thought-free morning food.

Dorothea Tanning, Tableau Vivant – Living Picture, 1954 www.nationalgalleries.org/art-and-arti...

This is still available and I just got mine. They were right - this box is huge. 30 bucks for 440 masks is obscenely cheap. Great as it’s getting colder out and flu and covid inevitably peak

Costco had not just my vanilla bean paste again, but WHOLE VANILLA BEANS for a savings!! And certified humane eggs for HALF the price of the grocery store eggs. (I bought four dozen 😬) I love Costco.

It was one of the most interfered with elections in history - objectively, openly, not just my opinion - which is why I don't listen to any nonsense about "THE VOTERS" and what they did wrong. If you're not looking at this first, your political analysis is worth a wet fart.

Respectfully, what’s the debate? The president of the United States has called for the trial and execution of members of Congress in a manner that would make Charles I blush. As a constitutional matter, I fail to see where there is room for reasonable disagreement about what happened yesterday.

Every article I see on some legal decision is like "Judge stays ban on overturning the prohibition of temporary stoppage of cloture vote on bill to prevent exclusion of enjoining proscribed veto due to Illegitimi non carborundum."

But no resolutions condemning fascism, huh?

ACAB includes your Ring camera, you passive narc

Thank you, everyone, so much, for your overwhelming support and donations. As requested, I made a donation link and put it in my bio, and here’s a QR code for you kids and your newfangled technology. www.paypal.com/donate/?host...

A puppy says it is NOT time to get up.

This story is nuts. "ICE agents then surrounded the judge’s car and demanded everyone to exit the vehicle, threatening to smash in the windows if they did not comply."

Ice melts in the South

Whenever this is mentioned, it is obligatory to post xkcd 2381, in which @gretchenmcc.bsky.social shares forbidden linguistic knowledge with the masses.

This bud's for you.

Anyone have a recommendation for a skateboard for a 10 year old beginner? I ask this as someone whose skateboarding knowledge starts and ends with Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2

Duck — Tlatilco workshop, ca. 1000 BCE

while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.

There's something that feels a bit dead about the world right now, but tens of thousands of people just came together to help us solve a 100 year old mystery about a little blue jelly, and I find that heartbreakingly hopeful:

I made an abortion-themed mug at the request of a friend and made all proceeds benefit @reachfundct.bsky.social and SOMEONE BOUGHT ONE! REACH emailed and said they want to make the mug part of their permanent campaign so uh I think I'm a famous artist now? GET YOURS: www.bonfire.com/dont-talk-to...

Love our new look we debuted a few months ago? Then you'll really love our new merch storefront! New and old favorite designs, plus FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50! Link in bio to shop and support abortion access!

we're snailposting!! post your snails! p.s. i turned some of these little goobers into a free printable coloring page. email me ([email protected]) if you want one.

My kid has this bear that I refer to as “topless bear,” which infuriates my kid because they insist that “it’s wearing a shirt!” So I put it to you: what’s up with this bear?

NEW: Our latest analysis shows that top news outlets frequently vilify people criminalized for allegedly self-managing an abortion in ways that help to legitimize the policing of pregnancy and normalize far-right "fetal personhood" ideology. Open access article ➡️ pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/41090543/

The AI bubble may be about to bust. Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock. We all need to say this very clearly: NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH! Expropriate their asses instead. They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet. They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3

NO @whorrak.bsky.social

I shared my thanksgiving spreadsheet with my mom and my sister and had Matt check it to see if anything he wanted was missing, and now both my mom and Matt both made fun of me for putting turkey in the "other" column. The columns are in order of importance, though sides and veg are really tied.

"Hold on. Are you sure the recipe called for a teaspoon of octopus?" 🥄🐙📷Sarah K. Grossman (inaturalist.ca/observations...)

I have been on media almost everywhere (locally) but here about this- let me give you an update about our work to protect a public park, an ecologically significant beach area, from being developed into a golf course.

Would you like to see my sleepy donkeys?

If you like cute animal pics of every kind and affirmations that gently but directly address some of your worst thoughts, HAVE I GOT A CALENDAR RECOMMENDATION FOR YOU. Seriously, I love mine. I've gotten it a few years now and it's just wonderful. I often text friends pics of the pages.

SPREAD THIS FAR AND WIDE A group of New Yorkers has made an ICE hotline to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped by secret police.

You ever go to collect leaves and you look for the "flawless" ones and then you look at this and think, well, wasn't I silly not to appreciate the flaws. We're all lovely 💖

So turns out there can be a good billionaire and it's the kind who is trying very hard to stop being a billionaire.

The billionaire philanthropist MacKenzie Scott is funneling tens of millions of dollars into tribal higher education, months after the Trump administration sought to cut one of the system’s most essential funding sources.

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"The way Grambo sees it, it’s a numbers game. If he can draw the attention of officers to himself, perhaps fewer immigrants will get swept up, and that’s a win. “I know I can’t stop them,” he said, “but if I can suck up their time, then at least I can help some people.”" This is the way.

If anyone works at CDC and wants to talk about the CDC now promoting the idea that vaccines might cause autism, my signal is emgarcia.85. I will protect your identity.

Oh no I want this jacket so bad but I don't want to spend $80 on it 😭 I really want to get a jacket to embroider and put my patches on and this would be PERFECT. oldnavy.gap.com/browse/produ...

And in case you wanna say "no one is going to try and tell you you don't belong in a restroom", let me just point out that it happened to me JUST THREE WEEKS AGO (but also trans people should have restroom access regardless. I'm just making noises because I'm perceived as cis and I'm semi famous).

French authorities are taking X to court because Grok is now doing straight up holocaust denial. Gas chambers intended for disinfection, cyanide residue tiny, ‘story’ persists because of taboo against critical examination. (Full translation in alt text)

r/NotTheOnion has escaped containment

Emrhys got to meet THREE new dogs, TWO new kittens, CHICKENS, and SEVERAL HORSES today. I'm very very very happy with how it all went!!