Changed my mind

ok now someone convince him that all the other "AI" companies are also secretly Woke, maybe @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social can mention it in their next call

So what they did here was: -wrote an English script -set it up to read in the SR -attached an AI Agent that would real-time translate the script -It only real-time translated the numbers -The SR read everything with a heavy accent and only used Spanish on the numbers

LMFAO I LITERALLY KNOW EXACTLY WHY THIS HAPPENED AND I CAN CONFIRM TO YOU IT'S ENTIRELY 100% ON THE PART OF WHOMEVER PROGRAMMED THEIR PHONE SYSTEM THIS WAY 👇🏽🧵

Our AI future is so much stupider than I could have ever imagined

"Bloodborne needs to be remade" is one of those things that drives me nuts because it's right there. You can buy it now and then play it right after. We won the battle of it being always available and you are crying about frame rates. You are weak.

A fucking brilliant writer whose brain was eaten alive by 9/11, which qualifies as a tragedy.

ICE bad and also, around half of people killed by police have a disability. Their final moments are usually spent in frantic terror trying to "comply" with commands before cops shoot. Not opening a door or answering a question fast enough in this country can be a death sentence.

and us without a provision in state law for recall elections

No joke I think Minneapolis should keep their flag & folks need to just fully lean into its weirdness. Come up with funny alternate items for the quartered circle. Make up a Pride version. Stuff like that. Embracing a (non-offensive) weird flag is better than coming up with too slick of a new one

In the middle of this Eddie stood up on the little unplugged stool and wrote PRO CHOICE on his own arm in sharpie and then leapt off

For people outside these circles, I can't begin to tell you how conservative Piper is. A head of the female submission group. Platformed a number of bad news names. One of two main Johns of neo-Calvinism.

As I was writing all this, we did it. ONE MILLION WHISTLES (plus 9000 for good measure) shipped and into the hands of regular people who will distribute them in their communities to keep their neighbors safe. You could do that too. Just send a request to the email at the top of whistlegoblins.fun

It is very funny if right wingers are mad at John “be thankful when God kills your family” Piper

… … …OK you do not under any circumstances "gotta hand it to" JOHN PIPER of all people, BUT

Whole bunch of whistle goblins have just stopped everything to stare at a spreadsheet in anticipation of it rolling over to one million whistles shipped.

When you were a kid, did you ever meet another kid who was clearly out of their mind, and incredibly troubled and destructive, who made you really uncomfortable to be around, and you just hoped that they would grow up to… Not be like that? And then they grew up to be even worse?

i have contemplated the orb and am congratulating netflix on their firesale purchase, five years from now, of the smoldering remains of the ellison media empire

these people are in a cult and it’s bananas

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

Fucking hell when I pointed out this morning Ellison had a history of hiring (untalented) men who faced allegations of sexual harassment, had no idea a new one would drop in hours www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

i love this because normies have no idea who bari weiss is or that ownership changed hands they just know cbs evening news sucks now

"Critics say"

In Massachusetts the legislature would create a new plate for themselves and exempt it from speeding tickets unless they were going 15mph over as long as they were on "official business" (Which would be defined to mean driving for any reason.)

I feel like i've seen this a million times, where someone just posts nonsense or innuendo and then people repeat it until it just becomes something people "know" happened even though it never did bsky.app/profile/jame...

So much ICE out there today in South Minneapolis. They’re prowling around harassing schools. Stay frosty, friends

congrats to Lucy on the winning bid. New Britain is in DADGAD and so is Death Metal Band, best wishes to you all

If you wanna be radicalized against GenAI, try running an online business while these thieving shitbricks try to scrape your site at all hours of the day, creating a looping, endless DDoS. Fuck generative "AI." It's all slop built on wholesale theft.

oxtail used to be cheap as hell!

JG renewing national treasure status for '26

If The Shining was made today, Jack Nicholson would say "What's up chat!"

I continue to be fascinated by the phenomenon whereby an expert engages with any of the LLMs on their field of expertise and is instantly horrified by the wrong answers, and then goes on to use it for things they are not experts in as though it won’t be just as bad for those.

Chicago is experiencing frolicking weather. If you need something from anyone in Chicago, try again next week. We’re outside.

Someone asked me why I called @sanders.senate.gov ignorant for agreeing w/a MAHA monster that banning “ultra-processed” food advertising would help public health. So I wrote a thread. Here it is if you’re interested in the myriad reasons why it’s a not going to do shit about “healthy” eating.

in a free market, X would be dead and Elon Musk would not be able to open a credit card. This is not a free market, and the people who tried to organize a boycott against a bad website got sued out of existence.

they made up a slur for people with jobs

the pro se tiktok psychic Idaho murders defamation case

It was only after they’d been home for a few days that I realized I’d just adopted basically the exact cats in this @nathannun.bsky.social poster I already owned and loved.

Weak not woke is what pisses voters off.

I've been woimpilled It's time for some woimposting

Huge mood

"popularism" is, as far as I can tell, the political philosophy that the message of elected officials and candidates for office should always be, "tell me where you're going, so I can lead you there!"

it may not handle every advanced feature for forms and digital signatures, so if you use the downloadable 1040 PDF to do your taxes you may still need official Acrobat for that. but Sumatra doesn't try to show you ads or get you to use "AI" assistants.

also the USPS should do web-hosting and email services

Bostonians, any suggestions on where to take a learning driver to practice their parallel parking tomorrow?

I mentioned this before, but a recent time I opened Acrobat it kept offering to summarize the document I was reading. Said document was a menu for Perkins family restaurant.

Our project management platform keeps offering to summarize things for me. The most recent was just someone saying “Thanks!” to a file I uploaded. What are we doing, here?

Happy 30th birthday to Pokémon. Without it, the greatest Werner Herzog quote of all time would not exist.