Imagine being the person who cut both Taxi Driver and Star Wars, two of the best edited films ever made! Her brilliant career feels infuriatingly brief, cut short by the stress of working with one of the most difficult friend groups in Hollywood history.

It's The Sisko Day. Here is this scene on human existence in the Deep Space Nine pilot.

went for a long walk at like 3am while waiting for some glue to dry. no traffic for miles until a cybertruck drove by me playing the new drake album. got hit with a new kind of bad omen. the doppler effect of his whiny voice as car crested the hill was saddest sound in the world

I’m an entry level siren.

a bat is the angel form of a mouse

the Democrats retaking the House and Senate, on its own, will not destroy the Republican project. The only way to do that is a broad, years-long cross-ideological commitment to break American conservatism's power base TL;DR congressional Dems must be forced into war with the used car salesmen.

THE NICE GUYS doodle

lol. lmao.

One side is like “can we disenfranchise all the Black voters by this weekend” and the other is like gotta follow the rules that govern the rules that control the rulebook

ran out of my stimulants today and i can't even focus on slacking off

this is basically the only look i've seen posted that i like but i really, really, really like this

what if guinea pig was also hippo

It is my duty to inform you that there are baby capybaras at the Sacramento Zoo

Some of these NYT voter profiles are hard to believe

True story, years ago when Werner Herzog’s Cave of Forgotten Dreams first came out went to an early screening & afterwards asked him ‘what are we making now that will endure like cave paintings’ and he said ‘nothing’. Then he said ‘but you’re a very silly boy to be worried about 20k years from now’

Wait what

The fact of the matter is that your racist uncle who hates Woke Studies ever since he heard about it on the drive back from the supermarket and the governing board that oversees your research institution are converging, and the results are exactly as monstrous and as stupid as you would have guessed

Next Illustration in the works -

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

Six stars for the six quarters it'll cost you.

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

bastards will lose

Georgia Voter: It's giving war crime. You can't do that. We don't just annihilate people because we can and, you know, make a grab for the money and the oil. And that's what we've done in Venezuela. And that's what we're doing in Iran.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

I was raised in equal parts by PBS and adult swim

This is my trans agenda

In reality, the medical field is extremely conservative. Every medical body recommends thorough assessment for minors and practitioners have moved slowly and carefully as they gather evidence on this emerging field.

lol

french dog owner (in french): he will not stop barking. why will he not cease the dog (in bark): I SEE FARMER GHOST. I SEE ERGOT DEMON FARMER GHOST IN FIELD

yeah so I don’t think the choice we’re being offered is “pay the police to play Candy Crush or pay them to lock up your neighbors” it’s that this even *being a job* is a choice and we can unmake it at any time

Whatever you think of him, you have to respect that Robert E. Lee was a slave-owning rapist piece of shit who got a lot of people killed for what might be the single worst reason imaginable and also he lost.

Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.

Oof

angel playing the lute

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

dude on the train is cranking marvin gaye from a bluetooth speaker and it is giving me life

Pundit MOGGED by effete DANDYMAXXER

hell yeah

theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are

whoops

Every major disaster in this country over my lifetime has been self inflicted by right wing ideologues with just enough complicit or inert Democrats to enable or ratify them. That's why we've been on this doom trajectory for the last ~50 years and it'll keep getting worse if that doesn't change

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to