putting in 70 hours a week and i'm still at the bottom of the escaping samsara leaderboards, what the fuck

Wild West

I think we're all forgetting the true meaning of Pride: Cishet women doing relationship tests for their boyfriends

“i hope this helps”

1% of vapes should emit a single putrid puff at random. Imagine the camaraderie. You see a man doubled over on the sidewalk, retching. You clap him on the shoulder: "Hit a dark cloud, eh? There, there... today you; tomorrow me." You hold him in your arms

College Kid: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck Jordan Peterson: define woodchuck CK: small mammal Jordan Peterson: so right there you’re denying the existence of fish CK: no im asking how much wood- JP: Listen to me! You’re speaking in abstractions, if there is no tree how is there wood?!

During a debate titled "One Christian vs. Twenty Atheists," Jordan Peterson loses by forgetting what side he’s on

Oh my god the thought of hundreds of thousands of troops taking the COGIATI.

getting back into jacking off

Literature in its entirety is a record of our non-understanding of language. Such a beautiful thing.

asked by Stephen A. Smith about his Harvard shakedown, Trump starts ranting about Harlem and says "I got a very high Black vote"

if u actually follow the breadcrumbs world of reel links to an instagram reel of "pedro pascal" calling what rowling's doing "awful disgusting SHIT" is actually by a guy named tariq with a similar mustache to pascal & that's it. it's really blatant

What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates

life used to be so simple before hbo invented moral grey areas

From Barbara Ehrenreich's reaction to Abu Ghraib

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 18, 1950

AI when forced to confront a man's love for his beautiful transsexual wife

everyone is laughing about kansas losing but it's not funny. all of the players are going to get turned into glue after this game ends.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 31,1948

This is so goddamn funny

You know Emilia Pérez? The movie no one thinks is very good? The Academy heard they're gonna be at this awards show. So they set up a trap for the filmmakers. This whole Oscars is a trap

[Muppet Christmas Carol voice] And Hawk Tuah girl... who was NOT named in the lawsuit,

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 17,1947

Here are books by trans ppl coming out this winter/spring. I suggest you go preorder some. It’s better than wasting your time giving attention to a “journalist” who hates us.

my cell phone, containing upwards of twenty friends in my contacts,

leap of faith --> leaf of bay. make sense?

they call me task manager the way i blow off steam

2025 vibe

In the 90s we had "Champagne Supernova" but after Bidenflation we only have "Red Wine Supernova." In 30 years our grandkids' only supernovae will be piss and dirt. Because of the water wars.

when i had a bad ketamine habit i absolutely was posting a lot but it was shit like “that one white boy who dont play about prostate orgasms”

YOU’RE RIGHT- - -

transgender bitches are always making everything sound all surgical, cant even go to the bathroom without saying some shit like “about to get my piss removed, wish me luck 🏳️‍⚧️💞”

A movie about how Oliver Reed is too sexy as slutty Jesus who drives nuns mad. 11/10 no notes-my tribute poster below

New hero just dropped

this guy looks a little too much like a nephew. his uncle bought him that suit "for picture day". but it was really to take him out to hooters

are chuds making anora bald guy macros yet

"celebrity skin" by hole is creep for women. not necessarily in terms of subject matter but in terms of getting the crowd bumping

second year in a row margot qualley has played a homunculus. is she trying to say something #homunculwood

why watch stranger things season 10 or some other hollwood-churned 80's rehash when u can get it straight from the horse's mouth: some poindexter from rural alberta

mike's hard work warehouse. lemonade

watching. the substance. directored by a genxer who discovered twerking a bit late. not kevin smith though

so does disney just own the beatles or what. & there paying ringo in adrenachrome supplument

mark's work whorehouse