heres like this pseudo clown girl thing i been kinda doin lately

smells like puppy uppies in here :3

do u guys like my math necklace ?

please accept this picture of my face where i look very beautiful

i kinda like that bluesky says “whats up” but they should change the placeholder text to something like “smells like updog in here”

let it be known i came back here before twitter went down

i recently started doing this silly little bun btw

im gonna start playing “nove a day” chess to grind nemory levels

sorry guys while ⚠️invalid handle was out, she got a gf c:

hey guys its me “⚠️invalid handle” :3

⚠️invalid handle

every day something really fucking silly seems to happen

i think i have a deep enough understanding of category theory just from thinking “man i should rly get into category theory” so frequently

anyone else think they could fly if they spent like 1-2 months in training?

i think next time it rains im gonna walk into the biggest puddle i see like edna pontellier

i was taking a routine count of my unhatched chickens and one busted out of its shell, do i have to start over?

math is fun as hell if u dont tell urself that u cant do it

this is soooooo me when i got a pick in my mouth

woman with natural G cups named “New Jersey”

is it considered lesbiphobic that i shaved my pits the day before valentine’s day?

funyuns and dragons

incredibly beautiful cisgender woman named “iMessage Games”

folks i have found an extremely funny pre-transition photo of me

knuckle tats that say “echidna!”

Lets Go Birds Today +

crashing out bc my friend showed me her friend’s glee tramp stamp and she has a BOYFRIEND ??????

guys i NEED you to tell me im cool

once i figure out how to shred on my theremin im gonna pull like crazy

burrito bowl is like if cognitive behavioral therapy worked

‪i think once i finish 100%-ing balatro ill have a lot more time to work through my emotional issues and be open to love again ‬

in the midwest the guitar center employees have to tune all the instruments to open F

id like to buy big and cool matching knives with a beautiful femme

i love it when a final fantasy town is just new zealand

bro its CRAZY that spicy stuff is red. like the earth and the universe just did that shit??? i couldnt have dont it better myself

i love balatro and i love minecraft and i love lesbians

there’s really nothing quite like getting dinner with ur buddies and ur pals

ah shit i accidentally got rly sad

i get rly confused when ppl are horny. like,,, why?

uh oh,, the big hair police called, they said ur hair is too small and theyre gonna lock u up!!!!

do the stripes make the toothpaste more effective or no?

wish there were more bogs in the world. hearing someone say theyre gonna walk arohnd the bog should be much more ordinary

bsky group chat where everyone messages one guy and that guy sends it to everyone else

need a 2021 twitter friend group chat but i think half of them hate each other and also i would be too nervous to make that, BUT i miss my buddies :(

doing watersports with one of my followers,, call her an oomfibian

hey guys,, is rouge the bat the penultimate life form?

guys im starting to think a nap would go sicko mode

sleepy in a way that only a good nights sleep can satisfy 😔

u guys r following me bc u think im funny and nice right?

my (darling angel) friend cancelled plans tonight and i got a little excited bc i can keep playing minecraft, i think ive passed the “need to be busy to not be sad” stage of my divorce ^_^

texting every girl with B cups or larger “oh you look like trouble…”