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Woke up at 7 on my day off and I’ve been doing errands all morning. Do I feel good about it? No, it fucking sucks. I’d rather be doing nothing like a piece of shit

Every time you use chatgpt you should get this image texted to you

Listening to an almost 3 hour podcast about the Lemonheads just to feel something

“It’s the video games” Yeah you’re so right. Anyways I just logged on to Facebook and all the suggested reels were AI slop of babies falling off of buildings and people killing each other

Dunks bacon egg and cheese please save me

I’ve been locked out of this account for a while. Anyways, both of my fantasy football teams are cooked.

Locked out of my band account on here which is cool. You update the password and it won’t work when you try to log in lmao oh well

Just started listening to the Clean. Where has this band been all my life? Good lord they were so far ahead of the curve it’s kind of unbelievable.

Kinda crazy how fucked up every single thing is

Sometimes dunks is so bad it makes you wonder what you’ve done to deserve such karmic justice

Underrated record imo

Combing through music blogs. Downloading singles from new bands to check out. Life was so much better then. The internet was also so much better then.

Luke Kornet. What a guy

Okay but I want Switch 2 right now

Tatum is the king of the almost triple double

Spending hours of your Saturday drawing a couch: mental illness Getting paid to spend hours of your Saturday drawing a couch: still mental illness

Convincing friends to watch Under the Silver Lake

First it’s Waxahatchee, now it’s Coconut Records. Ben Kweller is going right for my Q zone

Superdrag is such a fun band because they’re kinda like if someone put Elliott Smith and a shoegaze band into a blender.

Every time this happens I feel like Ben Affleck in Good Will Hunting. Every morning I log on and I hope you’re just gone for good. No goodbye, no nothing. I hope you’re just gone

I didn’t choose the dunks life the dunks life chose me

Cool that our entire country gets to just be a big sandbox for this stupid asshole to play in

We’re visiting all of the most beautiful vistas in New England this spring. Playing a lot of new material with lots of friends

Tracy Morgan on 30 Rock may be the funniest character performance ever in the history of television

That Ben Kweller song featuring Waxahatchee is so good I wish it was a million minutes long

Been working through a rewatch of 30 Rock and man, there are some moments on here so funny that I don’t even laugh. It’s like beyond laughing. I’m just in awe of how intentionally stupid some of this stuff is. Incredibly funny show

We’ve got the first false spring of the year up here in NH and while I know it won’t last, the sunshine and warm temps makes me not want to die

Elon Musk welcomes 63rd child, a boy named Scartavius Spacetech

I keep a tide pen in almost every room of my apartment. You never know when you’re gonna be a sloppy dumbass

Bad loss! Easily winnable if they kept getting it to Tatum. Credit to the Cavs. See you in the ECF

This Cavs Celtics game is so damn fun

Just spent four days in the studio making an album with my pals and damn do I wish this could just be… you know.. my every day life

I’m not one to stop a movie. I always see it through. However, I’m about 20 minutes into Independence Day Resurgence and I might have to shut this off. This is such a steaming pile of shit I’m kind of in awe

Ads on streamers that make you choose an “experience” are perhaps the most insulting commercials of all. It’s like asking if I’d rather stick my dick in a blender or a jar full of razor wire and vinegar

There is a chunk of dialogue towards the end of The Monkey that is so stupid that I can’t stop thinking about it. It’s so fucking funny

I can’t wait to see The Monkey tonight

All of my ads on every app are currently for water fountains for cats. I don’t even have a cat

I once again have made coffee that isn’t completely terrible. I am a god

Time to add another to the list

All Star Game? SNL 50th Anniversary? Sorry, I went to bed at 7:30 💅

Bodies of Water.. now there’s an underrated ban

Is 4:30 too early to go to sleep? Probably, right?

Only one way to save NBA All Star weekend. It’s a 1v1 tournament. Literally the only thing that will save this boring, dogshit product

Dunk contest is cooked product. I frankly don’t care about Mac Maclung dunking. If you can’t get NBA stars to compete, just cancel the thing. This shit is pathetic.

I do find it pretty funny when people only post their significant others on Valentine’s Day. That shit is like a jump scare

Who the hell are any of these celebrities in the celebrity game

Just made myself weepy writing about the truly all powerful energy that is Love. I am such a sap. I am a soft romantic sap. Guilty as charged. Throw away the keys.

Maybe it’s because I finally had therapy today but I feel like I got a few more years of “it is what it is” in me

Big day over here. Finally bought more socks so I don’t have to rotate the same four pairs and do laundry over and over simply because I need socks