tony dokoupil (dressed as a yellow pikmin and strapped to a chair while a series of images flashes before him on tv): dead battery. soda can. pickle jar me: welcome to whiskey fridays with tony dookie pill! tony: not how it's pronounced me (zapping him with a taser): olimar angy tony: chap stick

Lots of leopards eating faces comments etc but I am curious about the extent to which the discourse has been shifted to the right by propaganda because polls show that people were more progressive until the sustained campaign We should not assume queerphobia is a fixed state of mind

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

he’s right

EMBARRASSING GAMER THOUGHT: stuff like this just makes me think of when you go to vegas in horizon forbidden west and everything is all fucked up and under water or sand. just thinking of an increasingly likely future with a dead earth littered with dead spheres that outlast every human bone. Lol

this is so beast mode, big respect to people in minneapolis. they’re built different out there

Wife was humming “Away in a Manger” and our 5 y/o son said: “Does manger mean a place to eat?” He's supposed to grow up into a cruel and indifferent boss, not someone who thinks about root-words, so we're looking for a "poop camp" to send him to, where bad kids go to shovel poop

The Trump admin is moving to quickly deport two men who witnessed, they say, ICE guards choke a fellow detainee to death. The admin moved to deport men right after they spoke the Washington Post. This is the death that the medical examiner has already ruled likely homicide. wapo.st/4qR1T1U

Joe Biden, I would note, made it very clear that he had the utmost contempt for academics and students who (silly them) believed in the first amendment and in their right to protest the US funding and supporting genocide. Biden made that contempt clear but it would never be enough for the right.

Thank you to the Supreme Court for the “no duty to protect” doctrine

the dividing line amongst democrats is basically do you view republicans as existential threats to the country or do you view them as sparring partners. it’s 2026. cuck democrats can either get on board or get primaried

if you vote for another cent for this you are a collaborator. this is a litmus test for every politician for the rest of my life

If anyone was still pretending this isn’t just about excluding trans kids from public life, the Trump administration just opened a Title IX investigation into a Maine school district because a trans student is on a *co-ed* cheerleading squad.

200lb ICE goon pulling up his tactical plate carrier and brown shirt to reveal the twinkling shell of a faberge egg

I give him credit for having the decency to look exhausted with his own empty horseshit

this is cold as fuck

Would you really like to live in a society where you have no responsibility and no freedom, no choice, only the false option of obedience to the law, or disobedience followed by punishment? Would you really want to go live in a prison?

...okay, but...that's... that's still bad, you get that it's still bad to deport people, right? That it's still violence? It's still cruel? It's still inhumane and evil? Right?

The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!" The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."

that’s why they say “all cops” and not “some cops”

rare to see an american politician speak in these terms and it rocks

DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/

the discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs

One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years. Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.

“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.

misty eyed about Johnny Chess on nye

guy who doesn't understand new years: "and all my sins are forgiven just because it's 2026 now? pffft gimme a fuckin break"

These major panics also tend to coincide with real systemic child sexual abuse being exposed. In the case of the first Satanic Panic, it was abuse coverups in the Catholic church as well as a run of protestant cults getting exposed

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

ME: Our culture values experience, and so we apply the principles of gerontocracy to shepherd our society into the cosmos. It is my honor to introduce Earth’s champion: the Revered Elder Gregory. GALACTIC EMPEROR: Very cool. Greg’s first opponent will be Bloodchugger the Brutal from the planet Kill

the long prophesied Final Discourse

A prominent commentator in the fighting game community, Sajam, has announced he will not participate in future EVO events following its acquisition by the Saudi government.

Some Dems have told themselves only ~1% of the population is trans so they can dip their toe in the anti-trans filth and come out clean. I don't have any trans family members—but it still makes me irate. I see it as a huge red flag, a sign you are unprincipled and untrustworthy. And I'm not alone.

ME: Good lunch today! Put together a mortadella sammy on some leftover focaccia, red pepper jam, mozz, arugula, and a balsamic drizzle. Really came together REPLY GUY: Nice job, that's a better sandwich than ISIS could make ME: Haha, yeah I guess REPLY GUY: eat shit @ISIS. do your worst

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

15 years ago, America allowed SCOTUS to declare corporations unparalleled power in the Citizens United decision. 15 years ago, Obama was busy drone striking civilians and building up Tom Homan's ICE. This country has been losing the long game by refusing to acknowledge it exists.

Look, we’re a big tent party. Our tent is so big every belief you can think of fits under there. As long as you agree with our one core principle, [fill in later], you’re in

But the memes are somehow still worth it right gang

I've watched this video twice now, just for pleasure

slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what

Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.

the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight: HUNGRY? Get ready not to be