This is a very funny and silly game that scratches an immersive sim itch perfectly. So good at what it does.

Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap

Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect

One Battle After Another and Sinners both lay out a formula for cinema success: diverse movies where white nationalists get duffed in the most graphic way possible shot and presented in increasingly baroque high resolution formats.

Death Wish style revenge thriller where AI company pitches “AI-powered peeing Calvin generator” to Bill Waterson, played by Liam Neeson

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It's Don't Argue Inside Your Head With Other People Friday. Today, if you find yourself arguing inside your head w/someone who's not present, or whom it's not safe or not fair for you to argue with, gently move your mind away. Do this as many times as you need.

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

Fuckable Man Dead

this preview leaves out the funniest part

The whole charity donation countdown bit is in a weird middle ground between too mean and not mean enough? Conan's Newhart bit is funny because it's cartoonishly evil, Newhart is clearly game, and it's not run into the ground. youtu.be/w0FHYgacUzg

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

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The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

When the bus costs less

If I tried to wear this I’d look like a divorced cruise ship attendant who just got fired

the more time I spend off social media the more I feel like the Normal Guy in the r crumb comic when I come back. like “oh I bought a peach for a nice lady and then picked up a book I found on the street. what’s happening over here”

how the end of summer always feels

An underrated facet of Mamdani's success is that he seems like the only one running for mayor of NYC who genuinely enjoys spending time in the city, and doesn't just describe it as a crime-ridden hellhole before absconding to the suburbs. More mayors should enjoy their cities.

Frankly, I have no idea what they're yammering about, I like it

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

People who enjoy the work of Mark Rothko may also enjoy this morning’s view from the Wemyss Bay to Rothesay ferry

“Come get a NEURODEVELOPMENTAL DISORDER for our CHICKEN!”

they should invent some kind of way to address the way you feel about your life after 10 pm

My other observation watching The Naked Gun: Pamela Anderson has a great voice for comedy

I love that he briefly tried to rebrand as “short-sleeved wearing man of the people,” but quickly shifted to “drunk guy fighting in front of a suburban Dave and Busters”

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Asked my daughter what she thought of her first viewing of THE THING and got this in response.

This is one of the funniest images humanity has ever crafted.

The Sound of Music (1965) The Sound of Music at The Sphere

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989) Honey, I Shrunk the Kids at the Sphere

It looks like a bootleg vhs copy of the wizard of oz fucked a windows 95 screensaver

I'm in this picture and I'm not sorry—I refuse to under-season my prose

people in the early 1200s LOVED to go "wow I should harm and humiliate the trade envoys sent to me from the mongol empire" only to immediately be killed and have their kingdoms population totally obliterated

World Central Kitchen is a well-vetted and well-run organization doing life-saving work. My tax dollars are funding the Gaza genocide, so I'm trying to offset that by donating. donate.wck.org/give/525879?...

My mind was blown by how incredibly well shot The First Omen was. The writing is competent at best, but it looks spectacular.

Cats has an almost Manos: Hands of Fate-esque ability to suck the joy out of every scene. Just a black hole of a film

I can confirm the PBS Passport is a very good deal for $5/month or $2.50/month if you do yearly. Thousands of hours of top notch content. NOVA is great. The new Ken Burns doc on Leonardo da Vinci is excellent. You can sign up at the link below! www.pbs.org/passport/lea...