“STRONG FLOOR… NO CEILING…”

Federal immigration enforcement officials called off a planned raid on Canal Street today shortly before it was slated to begin. New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.

Salmonella has the chance to do the funniest thing

Plumbing as reliable as the G train on a weekend

Unhinged in the best possible way.

always "spam risk" never "friendship opportunity"

Hegseth invading Venezuela

I’m super happy to officially announce our next project, spearheaded by @threeohfour.bsky.social! “Gilt” is a sci-fi/fantasy game about a priest haunted by a dying God. Learn more (and wishlist!) over here: store.steampowered.com/app/3979770

TERROR OF MECHAGODZILLA Criterion edition cover illustration by Chris Wisnia

You can preorder As If the US version now. Out in June 2026 with FSG us.macmillan.com/books/978037...

whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

jc denton: paul. i'm gonna have the last grapefruit seltzer. paul denton: don't do it, jc. you haven't eaten all day and will give yourself an upset stomach. jc: you underestimate what i'm capable of. 30 MINUTES LATER jc: paul. paul: what is it? jc: my tummy hurts.

Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/

a “Space Force”, if you will

🔔There’s only 1 hr left to interact with the Entity outside town! Don’t miss your opportunity to follow them out into the foggy marsh

This is very close and I implore you to CHOOSE JOY by voting for the B-52s

When Bruce Springsteen sang "at night, we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines", he was talking about people who log on to LinkedIn after 6pm to write fanfiction about how good they are at their job.

Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.

i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.

My last word on the matter

new new: "Whalefall," by Kimberly Potthast: wigleaf.com

another perfect little wonder of a micro, today from Katy Luxem! https://www.havehashad.com/d2w78

NYC folks, in a world first, I was actually able to speak with a human being at Chuck Schumer’s NYC office. If you’re unhappy with his lack of leadership during the shutdown, give them a call: 212-486-4430

Doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich

It was retitled as “Avengers: Peter Hujar’s Day.” Enjoy!

Hate it when someone finds themselves between, say, two people called Greg, and they describe it as a "Greg sandwich". If you're in the middle then it's a YOU sandwich, on Greg bread. You idiot. You fucking moron.

New fiction at The Commuter today! Many thanks to @kellyluce.bsky.social and the team at Electric Lit for picking this one up.

Starting to pull together a piece.

Woke up today to the news

Hell just welcomed home a real one

hug your war criminals a little tighter today

You're shooting angels in the face in heaven now. 😢

My last Halloween as a Controller. Time for a (Nintendo) Switch.

🎢 find mew

This man? Not actually related to the Tanners at all, yet they call him "Uncle Joey"

It's the time of the monsters!

We should be on our third fletch movie and fourth barb and star

i’ve decided the perfect internet place is confess fletch sky, a small passionate group who only talk about how good this movie is & how they don’t make mid budget movies for adults any more & how that’s a loss for everyone. every time i post about it, going back to twitter, it finds its people :)

Great place for him to indulge in his favorite hobby: killing seniors

definition from the sketchbook

When I was 6, my dad put stars on the ceiling of my room to make me feel insignificant

jane if you are reading this you have a moral obligation to do whatever you have to do including baldfaced lying to and extorting netflix executives to get this done right

Also I’d like to give a shoutout to his audiobook recording of Moby Dick, a truly fantastic performance for every character but esp Ishmael, whom he 100% correctly plays as if he were three flagons deep in a tavern and subjecting all within earshot to the longest fish tale of all time