ChatGPT won’t ever challenge any of your negative beliefs and will, in fact, reenforce them whilst whitewashing them as legitimate and considered. This isn’t therapy — this is a fast track to AI psychosis.

Just a couple of quick notes for anyone thinking of using ChatGPT as a therapist; Firstly, don’t. Secondly, ChatGPT isn’t bound by any form of doctor-patient confidentiality, and will use your most private conversations as training data.

it’s known to induce psychosis but okay. this is extremely dangerous garbage for the guardian to be publishing.

These fuckers held a referendum on Brexit because they were afraid of this man, then enacted more and more draconian border controls because of this man, and he was a mighty weapon all along. So what does that make them??

Speaking of Nazi symbols I really didn't know what the Volkswagen logo used to look like. One to file alongside "not THAT Bayern Munich badge"

WHAT a single.

you need to understand how much of the UKs current state is down to the political-media class trying to spite everyone for laughing at them on twitter a decade ago

All these people will do between now and 2029 is shout at you that Putin is coming & if you don’t want to buy more loitering munitions you’re a gay communist. the only thing you can do is not buy a moment of it. No quarter. It’s pure bullshit. Don‘t give it a second thought. They have nothing else.

Nailed it 🔨

nigel farage announces, "girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money. boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny". uk politicos nod sagely.

It kicks the investigation into the long grass and allows him to posture as a man fighting against “the system”.

I suspect Farage will announce that he’s going to resign as an MP in his video at 2pm, force a by-election and then stand again on a platform that he was forced to do it by “the establishment”.

So the bins outside the dentist next door caught fire (allegedly bored kids dicking about) and it burnt the hedge between there and our house half down and came within about an inch from our house before the fire brigade got here. FUCK that was terrifying.

Just woken up to see the score. Eleven minutes?!? How?

Absolutely phenomenal single this. And quite overlooked too.

Joan Crawford by Clarence Sinclair Bull, 1926. 🇺🇸💥

Honestly think we could cure centrism overnight by going on Fiverr and hiring a voiceover artist with a nice BBC accent to explain everything to them in a tone they understand

“Leap in the Dark... is a paranormal-orientated British television anthology series broadcast on the BBC for four series [from] 1973... Jack Be Nimble is the first episode in series four... lent an extra layer of oddness as Jackie is played by Lisa Vanderpump...”

Dog Egg

Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands

oh. i just learned the ascii decimal value of the letter ‘x’. it’s 88.

A lot of this is AI filling a role which has historically been filled by management fads or business groupthink - making bad bosses worse by convincing them there’s one simple trick that their feckless workers just aren’t doing, or encouraging them to tinker endlessly with strategy

Fantastic film, this.

Not to get all ‘oh Jeremy Corbyn’ about things but I have very vivid memories of journalists and other cunts all laughing their heads off at the 2017 manifesto commitment to plant fucking loads of trees to help cities mitigate the impact of excessive heat.

Posted this before but I love it. Mel Brooks’s story about ghosting Cary Grant must have been told by Mel on every other talk show appearance he made, it was one of his standard “bits” but I especially like this version with Clive James. youtu.be/9QbATFlTaZs?...

look at this guy. our first grebo prime minister. collection of jesus jones, pop will eat itself and gaye bikers on acid records no doubt airbrushed out of history by concerned special advisors.

Remember folks, if buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft.

The perils of as live recording… from The Avengers episode Immortal Clay. Steve Plytas forgets his line and mutters “fuck” perhaps hoping to force a retake. However the scene continues with Honor Blackman covering the forgotten line

“It was the goose that created value” is going to rattle around in my head like loose change for the rest of my life

My strongest memory of Starmer will be his 2024 conference speech, where he said "every child deserves respect", a young activist said "does that include the children of Gaza?", and he laughed and said "he's obviously got a pass to the 2019 conference".

Nowt more reactionary than an ex-caner

I feel like Murphy's transphobia arc might have been the stupidest of any celebrity? not that anyone's descent into bigotry is necessary or clever but hers feels particularly unnecessary and just ... dumb. like if she'd taken 5 minutes to reflect and listen it could have been avoided

Starmer saying the next PM will inherit a country that is 'fairer' than the one he inherited 2 years ago. In the one Starmer inherited, trans people could use public toilets.

The absolute pinnacle for me was when the technology secretary posted that opposing the sending scans of your passport to random American start-ups in order to access r/beer meant that you were pro paedophile

Ah well, eh

What are your highlights? I will never forget racist riots taking place where they were trying to burn people alive and he took about 8 business days to call them racist and sent Yvette Cooper out to talk about how much she loves England flags and has them in bunting form

Goodbye and good riddance to the most anti LGBTQ PM of my lifetime. Lives were ruined for absolutely no benefit, and now an entire marginalised group is going to suffer a generation desperately trying to claw back their hard won rights thanks so him.

Turns out every single left wing shitposter was 100% right about Starmer whilst every centrist commentator and poll prof was wrong. Funny how this keeps happening.

It's amazing listening to Starmer listing his achievements and they're either: 1. Things that are bad 2. Things that he's not done 3. Things he initially opposed upon taking office Truly a generational talent in being a delusional prick.

"Six years ago, I inherited a Labour party that was politically, financially and morally bankrupt." Oh get fucked, you corrupt, lying bigot.

"Look at what we've achieved in two years" Yeah, genocide, race riots, trans people afraid to leave their homes, a massive increase in foodbanks and people being jailed for crimes they haven't even been charged with. What a legacy, you rabid cunt.

Goodbye to the worst labour PM of all time. A devious and morally bankrupt ignoramus.

I don't feel sorry for Starmer. I feel for the Palestinians whose slaughter he enabled, for the trans people and refugees he's victimised, and my colleagues who've had their careers wrecked by Labour's assault on universities. A record to be ashamed of.

Remember him this way *forces out a tear*