Hoctor
@hoctor.bsky.social
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Irish, Engineer. Married, dad of Ten and Seven, though those names change every year.
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Paul
11 days ago
[My first day as a detective] Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer. Witness: All I can see is our reflection. Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms.
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Paul
11 months ago
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
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Frovo
12 days ago
despite all my rage i am still just a rat coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine
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Ygrene
12 months ago
[first day as a doctor] me: inside of you are two wolves patient: …you mean lungs? me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
14 days ago
just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand." that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.
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karanormal activity 👻
16 days ago
ffs sometimes bells just toll, stop asking
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weeder
16 days ago
They shortened adorable again, it's just "dorb" now
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Steven (with a PH)
16 days ago
I hate it when TV chefs, whilst cooking with alcohol, take a little swig and beam in naughty delight at their own mischief. You're 54 years old. You can buy it legally in a shop. You want to impress me, drink the raw chicken juices you fucking coward.
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State of the Scene
18 days ago
Bring Me The Horizon and Amira Elfeky captured together in new photograph.
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Grant Tanaka
20 days ago
ever eat a kid’s meal at a restaurant, then get beat up by their parents
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Tokyo Sexwhale
19 days ago
For this weekend there’s 15% OFF EVERYTHING in my little shop. Giclee prints, mugs, tees and stickers. Just use the code ‘BACON’ at checkout
www.infinitebacon.com
RT’s are very much appreciated to bring in new customers! Thank you x
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DVS
20 days ago
if the democrats want to build lasting power they gotta put out a big thing of spaghetti while they do speeches and anyone can have. Later, in the booth, voters are like "oh yea...the spaghetti guys..."
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brent
10 months ago
me to man that saved my life: your quick thinking saved our lives skydive instructor: again, everything that happened was supposed to happen
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Frovo
21 days ago
ME: do you know the french word for goodbye WIFE: adieu ME: what is it then
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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸
21 days ago
Ha
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Wow. And not in a good way. More like wow, this guy is batshit crazy.
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Missed Trump’s Deranged UN Speech? We’ve Got You Covered
Here are 2 minutes of lowlights from Donald Trump’s bizarre, 55-minute address to the UN General Assembly that critics are calling one of the most embarrassing moments in recent US history.
https://zeteo.com/p/missed-trumps-deranged-un-speech
22 days ago
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Adam Serwer
23 days ago
Nothing says “land of the free” like armed agents of the state saying “show me your papers if you want your daughter back”
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Israel attack on Yemeni newspaper was second deadliest on journalists ever recorded
Press freedom group says ‘brutal and unjustified attack’ is deadliest since 2009 Maguindanao massacre in Philippines
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/20/israeli-attack-on-yemeni-newspaper-complex-kills-media-workers
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Dave Lee
26 days ago
Dutch late night TV has its take
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Tyler, from the Internet
26 days ago
America is the greatest country in the world. At what, you ask? You're under arrest
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The Onion
27 days ago
Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
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Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
JERUSALEM—In response to an independent United Nations inquiry concluding that Israel is committing an ongoing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a defiant...
https://theonion.com/netanyahu-these-so-called-genocide-experts-have-probably-never-committed-a-genocide-in-their-lives/
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The Onion
27 days ago
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
https://theonion.com/trump-spends-entire-u-k-trip-trying-to-figure-out-where-he-knows-prince-andrew-from/
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No-one else in my family knows that there are another four secret compartments in the cutlery basket behind the first four.
27 days ago
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Loving the disparity in job titles on
#TraitorsIRL
Boomers, Gen X and Millennials: Garda, Civil Servant, Prison Officer, Estate Agent Zoomers: Gamer, Content Creator, Model
29 days ago
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Turns out today is Pythagoras Day! Only if you use American dates though.
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Medusa’s Łink (just unban him ffs)
3 months ago
Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania
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Man Secures Permanent Safety Of Home After Setting Fire To Six Of His Neighbour’s Houses
AN ISRAELI man has confirmed that he can finally sleep at night knowing no harm will come to his home, after he attacked and set on fire a sixth home in recent months. "I don't make …
https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/09/10/man-secures-permanent-safety-of-home-after-setting-fire-to-six-of-his-neighbours-houses/
about 1 month ago
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@wheresapone.bsky.social
12 years ago today. 😀
about 1 month ago
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Fuck, this is way too on the nose. Incredible work by The Onion.
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about 1 month ago
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The Gaza family torn apart by IDF snipers from Chicago and Munich
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
IDF snipers murder unarmed civilians in
#Gaza
, for the crime of trying to recover the bodies of their family members lying on the street. Does anybody still doubt that the
#IDF
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The Gaza family torn apart by IDF snipers from Chicago and Munich
Five-month investigation reveals how four members of one family were shot and killed in a single day and highlights a pattern in which Israeli troops target unarmed civilians
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/09/the-gaza-family-torn-apart-by-idf-snipers-from-chicago-and-munich?CMP=share_btn_url
about 1 month ago
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Marjorie James Keenan
about 1 year ago
subtle like a b
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Annie Kelly
about 1 month ago
I always found this funny with trad divisions of labour where they're like "the woman takes care of the children and the home, and the man protects them" and it's like ok but one of those is a real job that actually happens and the other one is something you imagine while watching an action film
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Dr Luke Steubenstein 👹
about 2 years ago
I hate it when people misuse the word “decimate” and one tenth of me will die on this hill
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Israel committing genocide in Gaza, leading scholars say
The world's biggest academic association of genocide scholars has passed a resolution saying the legal criteria have been met to establish Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, its president has said...
https://www.rte.ie/news/2025/0901/1531197-gaza-attacks/
about 1 month ago
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Frovo
about 2 years ago
🎵 it's the i of the tiger, with a g to the right Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel And the last two letters are an e and an r And a t is in the front of the iiiiii of the tiger🎵
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“If They Block the Flotilla, We Block Everything!”: Italian Dockworkers Prepared to Strike for the Global Sumud Flotilla - Left Voice
The Global Samud Flotilla has set sail to break the siege on Gaza, under threat of interception and repression by the Israeli state. In response, Italian dockworkers have announced that they are prepa...
https://www.leftvoice.org/if-they-block-the-flotilla-we-block-everything-italian-dockworkers-prepared-to-strike-for-the-global-samud-flotilla/
about 1 month ago
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State of the Scene
about 1 month ago
Polaris confirm they are "deep in the creative process" for their fourth studio album.
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Jon Bois
about 1 month ago
operator: 911, what is the nature of your emergency me: nc3 operator: excuse me sir? me: nc3 operator: oh is that a chess move? are you playing chess? me: yeah operator: oh boy, okay. umm ... nf6 me: shhh. no. you aren't playing. only me operator: what do i do then me: sorry will you PLEASE shut up
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Album of the Year
about 1 month ago
What are you listening to first tonight?
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fredesque
about 1 month ago
frankenstein pushing a bolt on his neck in, waiting for it to pop back out, and then using it to light a cigarette
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Frovo
about 1 month ago
*sits bolt upright in bed* BAT IS SHORT FOR BIRD RAT
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Paul Eggleston
about 2 months ago
If you've never had your car stolen in France, you don't know voiture missing.
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Viktor Winetrout
about 2 months ago
Life is short and the hour of our death is a mystery, so no, I will not rate my transaction
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Tokyo Sexwhale
about 2 months ago
Please help support my TINY business and either purchase something from my shop (stickers are only £3) or please share this so I can reach new customers. Thank you!
www.infinitebacon.com
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Mugur
about 2 months ago
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News Eye
about 2 months ago
IDF: “We mistakenly bombed the hospital which mistakenly killed journalists & staff then mistakenly sent in a second, precision strike which mistakenly killed the paramedics & rescue workers.” Sanction Israel, boycott Israeli goods, expel its diplomats, seize its assets. OR you support all this.
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State of the Scene
about 2 months ago
Amy Lee (Evanescence), Poppy, and Courtney LaPlante (Spiritbox) stun in new photo.
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News Eye
about 2 months ago
Israel double tap strike. It murders journalists then sends a drone in to kill the paramedics trying to retrieve their bodies. A war crime, broadcast live and sponsored by the US and Europe. 🚨Boycott EVERY news channel that doesn’t show this footage today🚨
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