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Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Massive Attack's Robert del Naja arrested for the heinous terrorist act of holding a cardboard sign opposing genocide.

Word out of Iran/Pakistan is Vance came late and immediately took a 4 hour nap. Iran showed up with 120 page report on uranium and their nuclear program. The 300-person US delegation did not have a single nuclear expert to review or understand the report.

Perhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!" The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!" [with the corrupt officials of the outgoing government]

Belly full of ballots 😋🗳️

Błąd tłumaczenia. Na prawicy sfałszowane wybory to kolokwialnie przegrana.

The Himalayan vulture showcases its striking “false eyes,” a smart adaptation that makes it look bigger and more intimidating. Original post

The degenerate gamblers are abandoning Orban in the final hours. 85 to 15 odds now.

this is deadly serious now. this is easily the most consequential moment in time of my entire half century on the planet. and what will anyone in a position to do anything do? the moment will not be met

* TRUMP ON IRAN: A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT, NEVER TO BE BROUGHT BACK AGAIN. I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN, BUT IT PROBABLY WILL. @reuters.com

lol it's in light mode, but here's the thread

Incredible

President Trump: “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

probably when we found out goblins were posting among us the whole time, we just never noticed

hmm

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

open the schools

this album is a hugely overlooked gem imo, a whole journey mutamassik.bandcamp.com/album/symbol...

genuinely why does anyone report anything he says at all as if it means anything still

Look up at the sky, at the dark shapes of Coalition airships hanging there. Ask yourself: is there something sinister in moralism? And then answer: no. God is in his heaven. Everything is normal on Earth.

Remember that most of this shit is the fault of white American WASPs or neo Catholics with names like Chet and Dooger, that they all went to places like Stamford and Yale to learn eugenics. I find the idea these guys were innocent babies until Israel corrupted them to be laughable.

Had an uncle like this at my wedding

Trump on Kharg island: At some point, something is going to happen with pipes.

🚨 Iran’s Foreign Minister just announced that any country except the US and Israel is allowed to pass through the Strait of Hormuz. Read that carefully. Iran just turned the world’s most critical waterway into a weapon aimed specifically at two countries. China: pass through freely.

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down

the signs

the US operation in Iran

a demon knows your name. goodnight.

A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

POLAND'S DEFENSE MINISTER: WE WILL NOT DEPLOY TROOPS TO IRAN EVEN AT TRUMP'S REQUEST

The chart of Oracle free cash flow is fun. @koyfin.bsky.social #$ORCL

hmm

client feedback in the GenAI era

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.

the last few times iran has accepted a ceasefire, the US and israel have taken the opportunity to restock their weapons and then surprise attack iran again. "there's zero point in engaging in diplomacy with us any more" is what that strategy teaches

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Trump: All of the people that died through the roadside bombs. Died and are right now walking around with no legs.

ISLAMIC REVOLUTIONARY GUARD CORPS: ANY ARAB OR EUROPEAN COUNTRY THAT EXPELS THE AMBASSADORS OF ISRAEL AND THE UNITED STATES FROM ITS TERRITORY WILL, STARTING TOMORROW, HAVE FULL AUTHORITY AND FREEDOM TO PASS THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ