It's like America's parents caught us smoking authoritarian, racist, evil incompetence, and now they're making us smoke the whole pack to teach us a lesson.

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

the CIA posts stuff like this so you can feel like you're part of the ruling class by purchasing a pair of $150 loafers off eBay instead of asking for affordable housing, free healthcare, and better working conditions

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

It's funny how the Artemis II launch and the release of the Mario Galaxy Movie both happened today

lol bold to be like "we can't afford all the things people want because of wars we're starting"

You do not get credit for all the times you drive sober.

Hey you know what? Get bent shitass. You and your boss decided the best move was to isolate us from all our allies and you get to eat this shit sandwich, crust to crust

An all time self-own by Trump to launch this idiotic war

*screaming in rage* BUT THAT'S NOT A MINI EGG THEN IS IT

Putin's best weapon against the U.S.A. is the same as Iran's best weapon against the U.S.A. It's Trump, MAGA, and the GOP.

Everyone... As soon as you start seeing Donald Trumps name on currency, write "IS A PEDOPHILE" under it and get that currency circulating around the world.

Alice Augusta Ball found the cure for leprosy at 23. She died in a mysterious lab accident at 24. Arthur Dean stole her research, stole it and renamed it from "The Ball Method" to "The Dean Method." It took 90 years before her original research papers were found and she got the credit due to her.

I am being deadass serious when I say that millions of Americans would see immediate benefits if the next administration hired 10,000 people and told them "Go to every fast-food franchise you can find and look for wage theft, safety and health violations, and I dunno, anything else that sucks."

Injured from falling between buildings trying to impress a date. Had to get me out via cutting a hole in the wall of the Qdoba Staff was gonna get lunch from said Qdoba that day and are upset and complaining while I have to sit there and hear about it

just to be clear: Imane Khelif is *biologically* a woman. she's not a trans woman, the entire intellectual edifice of terfism is a completely capricious attempt to define anyone they don't like out of being a woman

i said last year that these people were segregationists and that “merit” just meant “white and male” to these people

even if trans women had a biological advantage at sports we let people with biological advantages participate in sports all the time—at a professional level they're basically required—and no one cares because those advantages don't trigger a reflexive discomfort in cis people

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Help this shit has me in tears

The mask is completely off. You can’t meet these people in the middle. We’re not working toward the same goals. They hate America. They hate democracy. They hate freedom. And they hate you.

You're not a Hufflepuff, you're 42 and supporting a TERF

They’re sending Iran the Melania movie?

A wood nymph drowned in my Coke Zero

A reminder this is an Elon/DOGE effect. It was DOGE's idea to fire all the air traffic controllers and bring the retired ones back for cheap. Now we have a huge catastrophic accident and one guy taking all the blame and Elon is making AI generated 15 year old brides with Grok, immune to consequences

This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are

It is kinda funny how in basically every facet of life we got everything we had coming for putting idiots in charge and we got it so fast

so if i have this correctly: we've substantially increased the value of Iran's primary export we've made it legal to buy that export for the first time in 30 years and we've made it such that only safe way through the strait is to make a deal with iran masterful gambit

Going to war with a country, then immediately floating the idea of lifting sanctions on its oil to prevent your own economic collapse, is the definition of strategic failure

"You got any games on your phone?" looking face

Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones

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I bet a retired post office truck would be a great tailgate vehicle

These are poorly-made masks on even worse-made wax figures, all of which are in the process of melting

replacement refs in the age of ubiquitous sports betting is going to be hilarious

This is obviously the story of the night. I was shocked by how little attention this race got comparatively. Stratton called for abolishing ICE, a $25 minimum wage, and Medicare for All while her opponent was funded by AIPAC and ICE contractors. And she's going to be a Senator!

such a perfect inverse of the mamdani vid. "st. patrick's day is the traditional day for celebrating people with their boots on the necks of the oppressed, particularly immigrants"

Truly incredible thread

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

Q: You don’t regret that people might’ve lost important income to support their lives? A: No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit. Q: Ok. Did you reduce the federal deficit? A: No, we didn’t.

The ignorance of literature is shocking all right, but the *bragging* about having no inner life is even worse They moved fast and broke things, and all we have to show for it is these soulless nonentities and a world full of broken things

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

I need an RPG that takes place in Pennsylvania where you can choose to either be a Sheetz or Wawa bro. If you walk into your convenience store, it's a shop and if you walk into the opposite one, it becomes a combat zone.

They blew up USAid and doomed millions to an agonizing death but a video of them being an idiot on camera is causing reputational damage

Conservatives are convinced if they can capture all the trappings of and even the hollowed out old shell of institutions people will *have* to listen to and respect them the way previous people in those roles were listened to and respected and it’s a decades long child’s fantasy.

“Surfaces” is doing a heavy lift for what should be “steals.”

Varth Dader