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William C.
about 14 hours ago
They don’t think, they collaborate.
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Rory Blank
1 day ago
i read that after the attack state senator bobby joe champion helped subdue the assailant and i have just been vibrating thinking about the name bobby joe champion
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Rory Blank
1 day ago
i designed a t-shirt to let people know about my dream of a beautiful perfect world of horse
roryblank.bigcartel.com
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ACLU
3 days ago
NEW: A Texas county medical examiner found that Geraldo Lunas Campos was choked to death by a guard while he was held in ICE custody earlier this month. Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.
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go birds whatever ill take it
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Tim Onion
5 days ago
By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.
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dirté
11 days ago
who up chewing crinkly plastic bag
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Don Moynihan
14 days ago
"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car. I got six kids in the car" "His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."
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full slack
15 days ago
The amount of ICE agents slipping on actual ice is out of control lmao. They really sent motherfuckers into Minnesota in the middle of winter who don't know how to run in snow let alone on ice. It's having an effect that makes people less afraid, like someone straight up jumps on this ICE loser lmao
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The New Republic
15 days ago
A 21-year old anti-ICE protester has been left permanently blinded in California after a Department of Homeland Security agent shot him in the face with a nonlethal round at point-blank range on Friday.
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Tim Onion
15 days ago
This is a pretty severe escalation from CBS, just straight up lying like this.
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isaac ☃️
18 days ago
liberals are impossible to satirize
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Charles M. Schulz Museum | The home of Snoopy & the Peanuts Gang
20 days ago
This PEANUTS comic strip was published
#OTD
on January 9, 1987.
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NainRouge420
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
21 days ago
Partial confirmation of what my source told me. The victims only traveled a short distance- sounds like they just left the immediate area. Meanwhile the CBP officers left the scene and at least didn't pursue them very hard. Did they panic and run? Get lost?
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
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Jon Collins
21 days ago
The state Bureau of Criminal Apprehension says they've been informed by the FBI that US DOJ has said FBI will solely lead the investigation into Renee Nicole Good's killing by a federal officer. State investigators no longer have access to "case materials, scene evidence/investigative interviews"
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Tim Onion
23 days ago
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
23 days ago
The reviews are in for Tears of the Left bourbon
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Thembo
23 days ago
Is this heated rivalry
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Molly Jong-Fast
24 days ago
What the fuck
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ceej
24 days ago
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
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chefs kiss no notes
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24 days ago
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
25 days ago
somewhere in Orange County a reality television executive is so bricked up he can hardly stand
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derek guy
25 days ago
finally, we're living through precedented times
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ΘΔ 𓃩 ⚧
27 days ago
always knew the burrito taxi industry was scummy but this is the most unfathomably evil, cartoon villain shit I’ve read in a while. jfc
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Seva
28 days ago
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
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Better Things Are Possible
about 1 month ago
They're making cars too curvy now. Everything looks like a dang oval. Do not explain the reasons to me please. I need cars to look like this
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rich traditions
about 1 month ago
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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"fart"
about 1 month ago
dunno if its my (unofficially) diagnosed adhd or the fact htat i was in the gifted program as a child but this shit was easy as fuck ?? like???????
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Bruno Dias
about 1 month ago
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
about 1 month ago
my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas
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kren
about 1 month ago
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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cow tools daily
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
about 1 month ago
Credit to the FDNY for coordinating this burn and not asking questions when we requested the full 30-minute video.
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doe girlfriend
about 1 month ago
sorry I can't tonight im having visions
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Kevin M. Kruse
about 1 month ago
"We here at Bank of America remember a time when a woman couldn't get a credit card without her husband's approval. Wouldn't that be fun again?"
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Thembo
about 1 month ago
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warrior cop
about 1 month ago
To be clear I don’t want to actually *be* smarter than people, I just want to feel smarter than them with surface level buzz words and an unearned sense of smug obviousness. Got anything like that? Guy who came up with podcasts: oh my god dude
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David_j_roth
about 1 month ago
We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
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Haymarket Books
about 2 months ago
Help us send 2,000 books to readers who are incarcerated this winter through our Books Not Bars program
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Books Not Bars For The Holidays
Haymarket Books is committed to making our books available for free to people who are incarcerated. In an effort to support those inside who are dealing with the immense violence of the prison syste...
https://haymarketbooks.app.neoncrm.com/forms/books-not-bars-2025
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raisin bird
about 2 months ago
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
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Brendel
about 2 months ago
Mixing this into a monster energy for the ultimate burst of electrolytes
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Spencer Ackerman
about 2 months ago
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
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Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
https://www.forever-wars.com/torture-techniques-from-cia-black-sites-were-used-at-alligator-alcatraz/
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David_j_roth
about 2 months ago
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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cult papa
2 months ago
every time i walk into a room i feel like a sim who’s player just right clicked on the action queue and cancelled everything i was about to do. so now im just standing in the living room with a bowl of cereal i just placed on the ground
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amy brown
2 months ago
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
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carmyn
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alex䷰trismegistus
2 months ago
"because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people" is how he finished that sentence
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