Get in losers, we’re grieving

Bearing your cross is a lot easier with wheels.

for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world

I’ve made the brave decision to start The Summer I Turned Pretty now that it’s over. I’ll see if my mom wants to watch with me because that seems really up her alley and we haven’t had a buddy watch show in a while.

Dana Carvey parodied George HW Bush on SNL — “Nah, wouldn’t be prudent” — the President called him up and they became friends. . Daryl Hammond imitated Clinton through his Presidency, including savage stuff during his sex scandal. Clinton invited him to do a “dueling Presidents” gag.

Deer costume, C14th.

Pope Leo: “An act performed according to law is certainly performed according to justice, and it is impossible for an act to be truly lawful if it is carried out against justice...A state without justice is not a state. Justice is, in fact, the virtue that gives to each person what is due to them.”

america is ready for a president that’s a bulbasaur

This appears to be the 3rd lethal US strike in the Caribbean. Once again, the specific "terrorist" entity targeted is not identified. No legal justification is offered for this premeditated killing. President Trump is asserting a license to kill outside of the law. 1/n

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

I’m rereading the Witcher series and oof Time of Contempt hits hard these days…

"The tyrant Joe Biden" shtick always pisses me off because 99% of world leaders in history would have killed or imprisoned their boy for what he did and they got a goddamn welcome home note.

if I were a member of the current Trump administration I would not be excited about the concept of “illegal pardons”

Make sure to wish a librarian a happy Gerald Ford Trapped in The Penn Library Elevator Day.

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

Oh to be able to snuggle the Pokemon Concierge Arcanine 🥺

This commentary offers a clear, powerful statement of why freedom of speech is at the heart of democracy and must be defended, whether the speaker is Charlie Kirk or Jimmy Kimmel, MAGA supporters or MAGA opponents.

Dolan should get a phone call from the Vatican for this nonsense. Comparing Charlie Kirk to the saints is something you'd expect an idiot convert to do.

If you wrote a "Trump distances himself from project 2025" story in 2024 you are either a dupe or one of our enemies. They are cackling with laughter that the media they're now destroying enthusiastically helped them dupe the voters

Government officials do not get to decide that your rights have become inconvenient or problematic. They are your rights. They are not privileges provided by the government and revocable at will.

“There is no comparable requirement for boys to confirm their gender,” said another parent. “Once again, the onus is placed on girls to be monitored and regulated, reinforcing the idea that female athletes are the ones who need to be verified.”

RFK Jr. is objectively pro-disease, pro-illness and pro-child death.

I want everyone to take a step back for a second, remember why she was fired from New York and juxtapose this w/ all the high profile media folks that have recently lost *their* jobs. *Some* people are allowed to fail upwards. It's mesmerizing.

Our democracy is not self-executing. It depends on us all as citizens, regardless of our political affiliations, to stand up and fight for the core values that have made this country the envy of the world.

David Letterman on his career mocking presidents: “Beating up on these people, rightly or wrongly, accurately or perhaps inaccurately, in the name of comedy—not once were we squeezed by anyone from any governmental agency, let alone the dreaded FCC.” Watch more: bit.ly/4n0Uv2p

Trump believes he bought and owns America, he does not seem any difference between his office, himself, and his property

House Democratic Leadership Statement on the Suspension of Jimmy Kimmel.

Itd be one thing if all these massive media conglomerates aggressively guarded the power & position that they accumulated. Then at least we could say it sucks they exist but they have enough self-interest to stand up to a corrupt admin. They cant even do that, so theres no reason for them to exist.

Let’s mock them still

When the GOP loses control of the presidency, there needs to be a concerted play to break up these huge mergers and companies. We can NO LONGER allow business interests to decimate our constitutional rights. Also Epstein files could be released today if Trump said yes

"We hate this stuff in private!" What a bunch of fucking craven worms

No one has been more vindicated than normie resistance Dems, women’s marchers and never-Trump Republicans. They were right all along about the threat. The anti-anti-Trump Republicans and reactionary centrists, and the far left “it’s always been this bad” folks have been proved wrong over and over.

What’s at stake here is free speech. Across the board, we’ve seen the Trump administration use the power of government to go after anybody who’s criticized them — and in this case, Jimmy Kimmel. We need to all stand up and speak out.

The union representing the musicians from Jimmy Kimmel’s band releases a statement calling the FCC’s pressure on Disney “state censorship.”

truly one of the graphics of all time

Pritzker: What's at stake here is free speech. It's our constitution and our way of life. Do we really want the president intimidating people, organizations to get others fired? People ought to be standing up and speaking out.

genuinely crazy that this is happening on behalf of charlie kirk of all people

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

the total lack of interest from business and media elites in defending the liberal norms that underpin civil society and like, modern capitalism for that matter has been truly shocking

we are in really unsettling place that we're facing a deeply unpopular regime that is making everything appreciably worse but the people with the power to stand up to them and takes steps to maintain basic political stability are capitulating without a fight

Imagine capitulating to a president that is so underwater that he doesn't even have 50% approval with white people as a white supremacist

Who Wore It Better?

The deaths of regime allies command demonstrations of collective mourning and punishment of those who accurately describe the dead. The deaths of regime enemies and those they deem disposable is fodder for little jokes.