I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1768

Time for A Knight of the 7 Kingdoms!

Hmong man detained by ICE today in St. Paul, Minnesota. (Photo via Reuters)

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the main reason irish people are thriving in hollywood so much rn is because they overcorrect the issue of iphone face

Hey! I just went to see Hamnet with a guy who didn’t know it was about William Shakespeare until the last 10 minutes!

We need a spin-off movie with the Choctaw Vampire Hunters. NEED!!! #HATM

They've changed their faces to please the patriarchy. It's not about what types of women those patriarchal men personally prefer; it's about showing those men that they are willing to submit. And it's a specific kind of look. It shows their willingness to be controlled.

Did everyone else watching the game also see the Applebee’s commercial for a cheeseburger you dunk in a fajita skillet full of molten cheese or am I having a stroke

I rewatched Sinners last night so I’m rooting for the Bills

this is the sickest shit ive ever seen

Photo of the Day. Around HALF of Greenland’s adult population is believed to have attended anti-Trump protests today. This photo was taken by Sean Gallup for Getty Images. It captures the thousands who gathered in the capital Nuuk, to reject Trump’s threats to take the island.

DE ICER ICE OUT OF MN Powderhorn Art Sled Rally Minneapolis

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

You guys need to see the way this cat shakes out his fur.

Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system against your opponents is an authoritarian tactic. The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.

you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that

This week, I spoke with a St. Paul woman who told me ICE came to her door and asked her to report on her "Asian neighbors." The Hmong community, the large majority of whom are in this country legally for decades now, is in hiding.

Breaking: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey are being investigated by the Trump DOJ for allegedly obstructing law enforcement activities, two U.S. officials told WCCO. It's unclear how Walz and Frey allegedly obstructed law enforcement or what they were allegedly obstructing.

I feel blessed that Jellycat doesn’t send out catalogues. Or if they do I’ve never gotten one. A Jelly just drops from the sky every Christmas/birthday and we rejoice, it’s great!

Bishop Seitz: “I make an urgent plea today that the government and immigration enforcement pull back from the edge and respect the sanctity of every human life, the constitutional and civil rights guaranteed to all in this country…

They are canceling youth sports across the city in Minneapolis this weekend because lawless masked armed federal paramilitaries are targeting the children and families.

nonviolence kinda fuckin vindicated here cause these mfs are going "mods.... MODDS... MODS I spiL My JICE"

If there was ever a war on protein, I assume protein dictated the terms of surrender to us in a railcar or something, because I go to the store and there's strawberry yogurt with the same protein as half a New York strip.

Some of us spent 10 years explaining the stakes and some of us spent 10 years playing Lucy with the Football. The people that have been taking this shit seriously are all out of time and patience to play with Lucy right now.

They have quite an operation going. www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...

Oh I definitely should have taken today off…

crazy to think how i struggle to ask for any kind of help but the president of the united states asks "can i have your nobel peace prize?"

honest to goodness

Repent.

Its very telling here is that his "do your own research" examples are consumer goods, like cars or baby carriages. The MAHA movement is a consumption movement, one that prefers yelp reviews rather than science evaluating their products.

“I’ll make a deal with Trump”

is your country descending into lawless authoritarian anarchy? feeling helpless and overwhelmed? make sure to keep your focus on the real enemy: people with slightly different opinions about how the opposition party should word it's messaging.

Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...

Nobel Please Prize

this is genuinely incredible

these are important

Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"

The federal government turning a city into a warzone because it belongs to the minority party and for no other reason.

More feds showed up. Crowd chanting, "fuck ICE!" These vehicles also reversing out now.

My brother and I are huge Star Wars fans and went to Disney for the first time last month. It was awesome but this is one of the main things we talked about on the drive home. You have the rights to all the iconic characters that fans have loved for generations and you won’t use them!?

There is precedent for this; Swedish and Norwegian naval ships have QR codes so that when they return to port they can scan da navy in.

Having seen several abductions up close, it is really hard to convey how much the thing they’re doing is roaming in military convoys until they see someone who is alone and isn’t white, and then jumping out in large numbers, pulling them into a van, and screeching off, all in 90 seconds or so.

Even just a name can put in motion efforts that get someone released. If they're a citizen, we can get them jail support. If they're an immigrant, there are groups working overtime to file habeas petitions before they're whisked out of state. But it starts with a name.

he should get a marble statue on the mall next to sandwich guy

“.. Federal agents grab a woman to drag her away from her car, days after an ICE agent fatally shot Renee Nicole Good, in Minneapolis, Minnesota.” @reuters.com

I like that they’ve given up on even having immigration enforcement as a pretext for any of this. It’s just purely armed masked goons wandering around in the middle of intersections harassing U.S. citizens as a display of force now.