Just realized that the only notary who works out of the office full time is retiring at the end of the month

Chicago wind gauge

I kind of love how this makes it seem like Rotta is a respected elder actor. “I never dreamed I’d get to make a movie with Rotta the Hutt! I loved him in Romeo and Juliet”

Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look a what they did to him 😭😭

It’s amazing how much the Rollz have replaced the pretzel bites in my heart at mellow mushroom

the lebron of columnists

Quick little 3 colour risograph I printed today - I will be hiding these around a park in Toronto tomorrow for Art & Found Day!

Tonight, a weary nation tunes in to FS1 to see if Mexico will beat Italy in an incredibly specific way or not

It's a simple tiebreaker. If Mexico beats Italy by six runs or more, one earthquake that would have devastated a random country next decade will no longer take place If Mexico beats Italy by fewer than six runs, all firstborn children will turn into doves and disappear into the sky

If Mexico wins, they get to keep the emblem on their flag. If Italy wins, they get to steal it.

RESULT: The AP calls it, that there will be a runoff between Democrat Shawn Harris and Republican Clayton Fuller in April (meaning they’ll take the top 2 spots and neither will get 50%). This is the reddest district in Georgia, though Dems are at least going to get a big overperformance today.

this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills. I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy

so, just to confirm, Italy and Mexico now play a WBC game where depending on the result either could be eliminated or both could be through, and everyone involved knows what score they need to both get through do i have this right

This is just…totally unprecedented. The WBC has had tiebreaker confusion before (Mexico/Italy in 2017) but never anything even remotely like this that I can recall.

One of the things that really trips a lot of analysts, including ones with real skin in the game, is that they refuse - absolutely refuse - to accept how stupid Trump very obviously is. He has no knowledge of anything, is incapable of learning, and only remembers the last thing to happen to him.

Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

In his "autobiography" (more a loosely edited diary), John Adams on Sep 9, 1776 noted without comment—in one sentence—that Congress had officially adopted the name "United States." He then spent over 500 words recounting an argument w/ Ben Franklin about whether to close bedroom windows at night.

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

Every day of life under Trump is waking up to a headline like, “Wyoming is missing”

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

I don’t give a shit about the profit margins of Whole Foods but if you have such a moral objection to Amazon then why the fuck are you shopping at Whole Foods?

The first RAJ homerun of 2026 🥹

I think Adam Silver did the right thing, a valuable institution like Magic City shouldn’t have to deal with the cultural baggage of the Hawks

Now is the perfect time for the Atlanta Hawks to announce Clermont Lounge Night

Another story mentions that his staff is terrified of not wearing the shoes and incurring his wrath, which leads to the suggestion that the entire oval office is now staffed by people whose shoes don't fit.

RT @WBCBaseball: GRAND SLAM Fernando Tatis Jr. has entered the chat in a BIG way! #WorldBaseballClassic

My latest bar illustration: The Hollows in Teele Square, Somerville, MA. Formerly Rudy’s. Was happy to visit it recently during my last trip back to Boston and hope to get back soon. Also, Oola was utterly unhelpful while I was trying to take the photos of the artwork and prints.

Panama's Logan Allen and Canada's Logan Allen had a post-anthem standoff Panama's Logan Allen took the win and his dugout was loving it

Keep that MF thang on me

yeah this might be the shot of the year

I woke up with a spring in my step just thinking about the hour of sunlight I’ll have after work from now on ☺️

Darell Hernaiz walks it off for Puerto Rico!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My squire is lowkey steadfast

happy international women's day to all my international women

I’m sorry, doing this in a baseball cap sold by your campaign store is deliberately disrespecting the dead.

This video is several years old: Statler passed gently at 34 in 2021 in the arms of his caregiver while napping in the sun. The Bat World sanctuary continues to do great work caring for bats of all ages.

Extremely lame to brag about this after the movie flopped. You are the Mouse, have some shame. Have some savvy.

the problem, fundamentally, is that rural voters don't want the economy to be "good" in the typical sense of being efficient or productive, they want it to be "good" in a moral sense where it rewards the people and industries they like

Every WBC team hitting: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Every WBC team pitching: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck?

I don’t typically like to relitigate the 2024 election for pillar of salt reasons but something I think an interest in sports would benefit many politics hobbyists is that sometimes you can play your best game, you can leave it all on the field, and still lose.

mohonk sitting area, new paltz, new york, 1978

"You are on this council. But we will not certify you as a forklift operator."

Trump gets angry at Fox News' Peter Doocy for asking about Russia helping Iran to kill Americans during his roundtable on college sports. Trump: "What a stupid question that is to be asking at this time. We're talking about something else." Priorities for the US Commander in Chief.

everyone playing pokopia already

Obviously not the point of this post but…… Trump White House left the “Paralympic” off the CEO of the US Olympic and Paralympic Committee’s placard. On the day of the Paralympic opening ceremony

😔

I'm at the old world dying / I'm at the new world struggling to be born / I'm at the ccccccccccombination old world dying and new world struggling to be born