Pfft. His mother would’ve just glided across the entire floor in one move.

And now for some motivation from the Owensboro Burger King.

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Hate when this guy shows up in my feed

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

*sighs dreamily*

blocklists might be one of the worst features of this site just because you have to place insurmountable amounts of trust in a random person operating them to not cut you off from entire networks without notice or appeal

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

"Six-piece Chicken McNobody" is hands-down THE most withering insult known to man

Remember the reason for the season

incredibly how quickly after the perry expedition that they invented weebs

see part of the fun when I originally made and posted this on Twitter was desperately trying to get the (here excised) screenshot of the envelope with its green wax seal in the movie that looks just like the Taskmaster envelope HOWEVER the only option was scrubbing through a gray market cam stream

Kamen Rider Black RX (1988) Episode 36

Merry Christmas!

>jingle bell noises >YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO >grandma run over by a reindeer noises >125.12 >holy chanting >REAL JOLLY FM >christmas cookie oven ding >WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT HOLIDAY CLASSICS >santa claus going ho ho ho >THIS AIN'T YOUR GRINCH'S STATION >imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing

Belle: hey Scrooge: sup Belle: left the house again Scrooge: lol Scrooge: did they do the song Belle: 🫠

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, beat on, boat against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past

B-Fighter Kabuto (1996) Episode 42

Avataro Sentai Donbrothers (2022) Episode 41

Rest in Power, Sharon.

where i create from

Kamen Rider Wizard (2012) Episode 16

My original head edits were from February 2018... people have known peace for too long

I basically just separated his features into their own layer and then filled in his face to make it blank, in order to have unlimited power with the canvas that is his head I had done this many years ago with a different frame and idk I just was taken by a mood to do this

My brain wants to assume that the show doesn't really start rubbing in Jerid being a loser until later, but no it's just there are the start. Anyway what I actually was putting on early Zeta was to find another picture of Jamaican Daninghan because I wanted to make more edits of his head.

Liberals: don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good Me: yeah fair ok, show me the good Liberals: this isn't the time for fucking purity tests you little shit

six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO

Don't forget, if you wanna watch the best christmas special, here is episode 39 of the original Kamen Rider entitled "Monster Wolf Man's Huge Murder Party" www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd0F...

"All I said, Niles, was that it sounded like the poor fellow could use a night away from life's troubles, how was I to know that the circus WAS life's troubles for him?" "Perhaps his tiny car would have provided some indication? Or did he instead come to your session by unicycle?" "Oh ha HA."

For boonboom's head writer I will suffer those abominable suits #InfiniteGavin

I would have presented the news this way

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Stolen from Facebook:

He isn't "losing" this money. This is called "paying tax like a responsible citizen and not hiding your money offshore" and we need to start recognising and applauding it.

Pokémon Gotta catch em all It's you and it's me [TENTECRUEL SMASHES BUILDING] I know it's my desti-[TENTECRUEL SMASHES BUILDING] Pokém-[TENTECRUEL SMASHES BUILDING] Ohh you're my best [TENTECRUEL SMASH] In a [TENTECRUEL SMASH] we [TENTECRUEL SMASH] de-[TENTECRUEL SMASH]

when i eat too much tylenol

Today I helped someone at the library who didn't know you could borrow items for free. She gave me her library card and $40 to pay for the books. Was delighted when I said everything is free to use. I'd never encountered that before. I assumed people just knew library items were free and public.

The whole definition of "HD" sliding every decade or so is so hard to keep up with. In my retirement home everyone will be watching a version of HD we can't even comprehend yet and I'll be saying 720p is HD enough.

i had to drop what i was doing to make this