Hey, props to writers who got literally anything done this year.

Death to everyone that thinks this shit is okay. Everyone. Everyone.

Pssst…to the #Dems in the front row trying to claim the #MAGA slogan as their own…America was never great. A nation built on the backs of murdered and enslaved #BIPOC and #Latina folks cannot be great.

Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Shout out to corrupt F.B.I. head dipshit Kash Patel, who not only has a name so on the nose that a hack author would avoid it, but also constantly looks like a Temu version of Aziz Ansari that pooped himself mid-orgasm.

Release the Epstein files! Impeach and remove.

I am going to become the Joker, then sue the real Joker for likeness rights, win the case on a wild technicality, then do whatever the Joker does to people, except specifically to Mark Zuckerberg.

So about those Epstein files. Tick tock.

NEW Renegade Cut on my channel. It's the third in my trio of videos about killing all Nazis (in video games). www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yFH...

"No, do not redeem the gift card, sir! Do not redeem! DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEM!!!"

Charlie Brown (2026)

If you've ever been worried about how to talk to your kids about sex, don't worry! Their teddy bear will do it for you!

I keep realizing that I'll never really kill myself, because I don't believe in God or an afterlife. So I guess I'm stuck here. It doesn't mean I'll be doing much of anything with whatever life I have left, but here I am.

Wizard of Oz is a weird property cause there are a lot of books and you’d think they make movies and shows about some of the other ones but nope very few attempts. People just keep going back to the first book and first movie. Which is like the most well known thing ever.

I keep forgetting that five years ago, we were losing thousands of people to a virus every day, and that the guy responsible for so much of it happening was somehow allowed to run the county again. What the actual fuck.

NEW ONE HIT WONDERLAND! How have I not done this one yet? youtube.com/watch?v=CTS9A4aPau8&feature=youtu.be

Grams Bear must fight her greatest nemesis: an evil pie maker who makes the world crabby with his Crabby Apple Pies. Brave Heart Lion plots to take over the Care Bears. My review of this profoundly strange Thanksgiving special is now public, please share! youtu.be/ThXXhcztGJs

Instagram "Show Me New Posts by Just The People I'm Following Before Showing Me Whatever Other Shit You Feel Like" Challenge 100 % Impossible.

Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”

Now that both of my parents are dead, I just want to say that all of the "bullies don't win" and "bullies go away eventually, just ignore them" bullshit that they repeatedly told me was just them lying. My parents should have just taught me to hit better. Dumb dead Republican fucks.

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

Be the reason your family doesn't hold reunions anymore.

I hope that the possibility of the Epstein files being released doesn't keep you from treating your Trump-voting relatives like the garbage troglodytes that they are this Thanksgiving. Or for the rest of their lives, honestly. Stay focused.

A guy clearly on his way to legal and financial Armageddon lied through his teeth to save his own skin and people bought it because their hatred for minorities was stronger than their common sense.

JUST IN: House overwhelmingly passes bill forcing DOJ to publicly release its files on Jeffrey Epstein, a massive rebuke of Trump + his efforts to hide documents potentially tying him to Epstein. huffpost.com/entry/house-... w/ @delaneyrules.bsky.social

the only appropriate use of a leaf blower is blowing teargas back at cops.

The Jeffrey Esptein scandal the main stream press is ignoring; he was a major player in American foreign policy with deep ties to Israel and other satrapies: www.thenation.com/article/soci...

Racism is fascism practiced on Black people first. Hitler based the Nuremberg laws on US Jim Crow. He invaded Russia because he wanted his own California. The US shifting from a racist country to a fascist country basically means "Start treating everyone like you've always treated Black people."

Lots of things in life are self-serve. Buffets! Gas pumps! Soda fountains! Something that isn't? The bus.

If Joe Biden had an MRI a month ago and we had no idea why it was done or on what body part and he claimed he had no idea about either of those things it would literally be all you heard about in the press but Trump just gets a huge pass b/c reporters treat him differently.

This perfectly sums up my frustration with YouTube and its aggressive use of ads before, during, during again (and again), and after its videos.

If these people are ever thrown out of power, I hope we all understand there is no reformist pathway for institutions like this as much as Dems might desperately wish and claim there is.

Current (permanent) mood as an American in 2025:

Just a reminder, two horrible straight men blowing each other on a pedophile’s island isn’t permission to make gay jokes.

It is genuinely infuriating how we're being dragged around by the stupidest stumpfuckers on the planet thanks to systems rigged in their favor decades ago

DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990)

Capitalists will always side with rich p*dophiles and homophobes over marginalized people. The key word is rich. A capitalist’s goal is money and they never cared about accountability or doing what’s right. It’s part of the system. It’ll never be moral or ethical. This site isn’t any different lmao

Mitch dates a horse girl. Meanwhile, Lani goes deaf. The latest Baywatching is now public! youtu.be/c4kQKfaZ1-A

At the same time the NY Times was hyping Hillary Clinton's emails, it had a reporter with emails from Jeffrey Epstein that were highly damaging to Trump. The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.

They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler

Any other time, any other President, and "the dude was in a global conspiracy to fuck them kids" would have been 24/7 coverage. Even Dubya. I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.

Remember kids: if you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life

I remember just last year that every day in every way, the media took time to inform me that Joe Biden Is Old. But now that they've been handed the biggest scandal in living memory, the granddaddy of them all, the HOLY SHIT THEY WERE FUCKING CHILDREN scandal? "Hey, c'mon, it's ... it's okay, man."

I don’t understand any of this. I don’t understand why he’s still free. I will never get it. And I will never forgive the people that voted for him.

Thinking today how homelessness runs through this story, through Epstein's (Virginia Guiffre had been homeless before meeting him), and even through Gaiman's (his nanny was sleeping on the beach when Palmer recruited her, and he used threats of homelessness against another victim).

If you ever wonder why your artist friend is so pissed off whenever they see AI slop used instead of real, human-created art, it's exactly what you think:

the world is either going to get much worse or wake up. hold the people close to you and get ready for either outcome.