so weird for the bosses to still be here so late in the day, anyways, fuck 'em, i'm leaving

I see more and more restaurants posting these AI generated slop ads and they're just so visually unappealing, like why are you doing this?

Just waiting for the bosses to leave so I can start my 4th of July weekend.

Every lawyer still serving in this administration at this point should be automatically disbarred. They had a choice, and they chose authoritarianism.

Del Taco is always delivering in their app. Places like Chiptole are like - visit 10 times and get free guac. But Del is just - here's a BOGO cheeseburger, enjoy!

Hahahahahahaha (It was a sit down interview he agreed to where I asked him questions about rape jokes he made, he agreed he made them and then doubled down on them. That’s not an ambush. That’s JOURNALISM. Also, what’s an “amush”?) Hahahahahahaha

Let's go Congo!

I appreciate Fox's dedication to being as hatable as possible. Jameis Winston doing soccer(?!) reporting. A Mike Eruzione ad on infinite loop. Promos for the White House state fair bullshit. Just amazing work all around.

I hope LeBron does another sit-down interview to let the world know in the most pretentious way possible what team he'll play for.

my god

Plex needs to update their picture for McKenna Grace.

Yeah, we should definitely congratulate them on a 5-4 ruling to uphold one of the most easy to read consutitutional protections.

I guess if Germany were to lose, at least it was to Paraguay and not some behemoth like France or Brazil. global.espn.com/football/sto...

Just burn the fucking court down.

I don't really see this Germany team beating France though.

yeah, that seems about right. fml #GERPAR

ngl, it doesn't seem as impressive when they're playing football. international soccer games just make everything better.

Sitting at the office, working in Excel, sporting my Germany jersey, watching a stream in VLC, just as god intended.

good thing the world isn't burning from fossil fuel use. i'm sure everyone in utah and europe and anywhere else with crazy weather right now applauds the efforts of this admin to clamp down on .... wind power.

Streaming services - what can we do to generate conversations about our shitty movies? Office Romance - let's show a baby breaching in a close-up of birth in an office! Little Brother - let's show a nurse removing a catheter from Eric Andre's dick - of course his dick has to be shown!

*kisses fingers*

It's Neil the Seal season and I am loving it.

Teri Garr in YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN…RT if u agree.

Ecuador must be going crazy right now. Congrats!

A data-driven analysis of how the New York Times's treatment of transgender subjects shifted "from rights-based framing toward more skeptical, conflict-driven coverage" since 2014, centering trans-rights opponents over trans people themselves. www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

We get 10+ spam AI calls a day offering funeral benefits. Always from a spoofed local number that if you engage with connects you to a call center in India. Thanks for rolling back spam call protections Trump! I really enjoy answering each and every one of these bullshit calls at the office.

The way that the Supreme Court drops opinions that change how we live our lives while a few of them pack for billionaire-funded summer vacations & how they don't take questions from the public or televise proceedings— all that feels antithetical to the very essence of American democracy

don't be a snitch

Maybe I'm too stingy with 4.5 and 5* ratings.

The Supreme Court has ruled 6-3 no laws apply any longer. Commence THE PURGE!

Bluesky becoming worse by the day.

well that was fun #TheBazaar

Really gotta hate these DSA people....I mean, they want to abolish ICE, give people housing, expand schooling, tax the rich, and free Palestine. The horrors!

Does anyone really factor in all the cool shit Red Bull does when they go to the gas station to buy an energy drink?

I don't know if it's still Prime Day or Prime Week or whatever, but don't be fooled by their bullshit. They just jack up the prices in the week leading up to Prime Day only to lower them back to regular pricing to make it seem like a good deal. Amazon sucks. Stop using them.

The American President (1995)

I am sick of hearing 80 year olds call it the "little boys room" - that's just creepy.

Wow, congrats on scoring against....Uzbekistan...

All I need to purchase is a hard drive, but they're 2x more expensive than they were 9 months ago. Fuck AI and all these data centers.

Just need everyone to see the alternate uniform/identity for the Rocket City Trash Pandas minor league baseball team:

Thanks Facebook for inserting a terrorist organization's post into my feed.

It kind of looks like Mamdani has a mullet here and I think he needs to embrace it.

RIP Oliver #ParadiseRecords

fuck these hydration (commercial) breaks

Make it Nebraska and we have a deal!

yes, we should definitely be bullying people off this site. makes sense.

SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.

took a bit to get the press up and running but in the end, pretty easy 10 wins. #thebazaar

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