You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the bad guy in a war against Germany.

I’m very inconsistent at actually being on this app but I had to pop in today solely to tag in @mgeschwind.bsky.social who surely has the same thought reading this caption that I did 👀😂

Screw it, let's help an Ecuadoran gynecologist with her side hustle as a jewelry maker. www.kiva.org/invitedby/_e...

I swear every time I pop in here just to see what's shakin,' it turns out the entire world is shakin' toward oblivion and I was way happier before I checked in with Doomsday Central.

THE CLANGING CHIMES OF DOOM

So disappointing about Gloria Gaynor.

Congratulations to Bari Weiss on making 60 Minutes relevant.

Anyone want to help Lillian complete her degree? She only needs $250 more.

Those of us who are not Jewish have to be more on our guard against antisemitism than ever right now, not just in the world but inside of our own hearts No one is fully immune to the propaganda flooding social media from all directions or the rising hysteria of this moment

Jürgen Klopp. Reverse Ted Lasso that shit.

I have somehow become the nexus of communication for my family, and as a person with debilitating anxiety I am both very well and very poorly equipped to hold this position.

What a waste. We could have caught 'em all.

Kudos to the Brown University students who are posting continuous live updates, spaced just minutes apart, on the campus shooting. A lot of grace and professionalism under immense pressure. www.browndailyherald.com/article/2025...

Worse things are happening in the world than my old grumpy self being told to smile. I know. I know.

I'm a 52-year-old woman sitting at a table alone, waiting for my car to be serviced. I have my head down and I'm typing on my phone. Some random dude walking by just said "Come on, smile. It's not that bad" in a tone that I swear was aggressive. I am speechless.

WE RIDE AT DAWN

The other day my nephew told my sister "When you have an Aunt Melissa, you know you're going to have a great life." 🥹🥹🥹

So what are our thoughts on the MTG thing? Because I don't know how to react...

I am extremely glad I logged on to bluesky tonight

Student journalism wins again. Good on @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social

I'm mercilessly beating myself up about missing a telehealth shrink appointment, which I really would love to discuss with my shrink.🙃

Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)

THANK GOD

Fuck me I really don't want to go hunting for election results can someone just tell me if my state is going to actively try to kill me come January?

This gubernatorial election is the first one in my lifetime that has felt truly existentially significant. I'm in danger if it goes the wrong way. A lot of us are.

Guess which way Paterson always overwhelmingly votes.

I am having exactly the reaction to this post as @britannica.com intended.

I might have unfollowed too many political accounts. Not a single mention of Cheney's death on my timeline.🤷🏻‍♀️

Hang it in the Met.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works carefully, because our menu options have recently changed.

The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04

My sister just texted me: "I feel like maybe we should all chip in and get Canada a nice fruit basket or something. They’ve had a rough go."

"Not Like Us" was quite a touch there, Fox.

In the immortal words of Voletta Wallace: Big up to Brooklyn.

Did Drake actually do/say anything about this, or does he just get clowned any time anything happens in Toronto?

Rojas's jewelry game is on point

The real MVP is the design flaw in that bat

I've missed you guys. And by "you guys" I mean all my online friends, sports in general and enjoyable social media experiences.

Look at us. We’re all here, on the 97th most popular social media site, enjoying a live event together.

I turned on this World Series for the first time in the bottom of the 9th of Game 7, and I feel fine.

This is all I want for Christmas

Open Supporter of Known Rapist Despot Openly Supports Suspected Rapist Goalie

Unhinged Truth Social post incoming 3, 2, 1...

Me when the dog just rolls around in the grass like a doofus:

Checking this site for the first time in over a week. Am I correct that so far none of the World Juniors five have been signed by an NHL team?

1. He is absolutely correct 2. I would follow the hell out of Lemon Raccoon

I would argue that few things in the NHL are more fun than the notion of Jamie Benn going down for four to six weeks.

So, like, is this an actual thing??

I love this dictionary.

I respectfully disagree. Disney did what people demanded they do; if that comes with no reward, these tactics will never work again.