Draw your OC like this ? Uh @socalgshep.bsky.social

I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃

He reads the silly post He reads the scoldy post He reads the jokey post And the pedantic post He reads the posts that remind him of the bad site He reads the posts that remind him of the worst site Don’t screenshot that, troll behavior

did you know its illegal to say 86 47

Lot of reactionaries truly believe in their hearts that immigrants and trans kids get the secret good healthcare from companies that love paying for claims.

actually the more i think about it, every conservative freak and ghoul gloating about the gutting of the VRA is spiritually identical to the nazi in black face with no pants on who was dragged out of the halls of congress shouting nazi shit at voting rights activists in january of 1965.

it's a two-part trick, where they'll claim a neutral rule solves the problem, and then not actually implement a neutral rule

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

I just want to point out that the Doomsday Clock people have had us closer to midnight than the Cuban Missile Crisis for the last 15 years, and they were quiet as mice with sore throats when the pedo was threatening to nuke Iran. This isn’t a useful indicator of anything.

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Put aside, for a moment, what a fucking mockery this makes of the law -- how plain it makes it that conservative jurisprudence works backward from its desired outcomes. Lots of other people have yelled about that. It's worth yelling about. Instead, though, let's look at the substance.

Still makes me laugh.

This is why they will one day be able to say, truthfully, "I have read the entire Bible, cover to cover," and also be able to say, truthfully, that they do not recognize the words of Isaiah chapter 1 and think it's some "woke" nonsense invented by a "liberal" pope.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

The Union was far too lenient on the traitors after the Civil War. Happy Confederate Surrender Day (or whatever it’s called)

One of my favorite Tweets of all time.

mavis beacon did not teach you typing so you could make such terrible posts

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

I looked into it and it seems like Carr was unanimously appointed by the senate so it sounds like murphy is passing the responsibility for cleaning up after his actions to us.

They were action wizard stories written for seven-year-olds, about the polycrisis collapse of an ostensibly liberal republic due to pervasive institutional rot exploited by honest-to-god bad guys

The only permanent solution to toxic misogyny is to genetically engineer an apex race of "super gays" to rebalance the ecosystem. I will NOT be elaborating on this plan of action. Thank you for the consideration.

It's kind of funny that as he ages, Trump looks increasingly like the Disney Hall of Presidents robot from 2017 that I'm still convinced was originally a Hillary robot that had to be hastily refashioned after the election.

I was gonna use autocorrect but then I got hive Tried to re-type the word I meant but then I got height My texts are now confusing And I know why, hey hey Because I got hits Because I got hug Because I got highlight La da da da da da

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

The real story is that foreign govts try to "interfere" all the time. In 2020 and 2024 we had mechanisms to catch them, call them out, & mitigate damage. Now, those mechanims are gone & the Trump admin would prefer to exploit "foreign interference" to justify a federal take-over of elections.

Masterful Troll, TCM.

the thing about the effort to suppress and purge radicals in america is it was so fucking successful that there was nobody and no group significant anymore for everybody to use as a punching bag for their complaints about "the left", so that just left posters and podcasters to fulfill the urge

sister souljah at least appeared on national news. now everybody's getting mad at a post they saw from "hatsune marxu", total number of followers, 842

Bosses think of meetings as “work.” Workers think of meetings as something that interrupts work. See also: email.

OK so Margaret Killjoy's infomercial for "Shut the fuck up" is my new favourite thing. "When I get arrested, there's only one strategy I trust... I shut the fuck up!" - @margaret.bsky.social

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This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

8. Weiss's project is creating an Operation Paperclip for Epstein's cronies. Taking a group of discredited men and rehabilitating them as necessary pillars of system. Dershowitz and Peter Attia are the Wernher von Brauns of reactionary centrism.

When someone gets around to writing a new First They Came For, they'll really be channelling Niemoller. Once again it'll be written by a dipshit who leaves whole groups out because he was happy with them being 'come for' until the day he dies.

You notice how thousands and thousands of cops aren't coming out to condemn Jonathan Ross for senselessly killing Renee Good? This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.

If you’re worried that “protesters getting out of hand” will give the President a reason to implement martial law in an American city, what do you think is happening now? They’re kidnapping and murdering people and the cops are being sent in to arrest people for noise complaints?

If Zohran delivers on even half of his promises, this might come in handy when the worst people in the world are mad about it.

as i argued in this episode a few months ago, i think there is actually a coordinated propaganda machine encouraging people to use cars as deadly weapons, but kristi noem won’t admit that it’s fox news.

Thank you for this 7 day trial of 2026, can I cancel my subscription now?

ME: (doing standup) what's the deal with airplane food AUDIENCE: *crickets* [later] GRASSHOPPER: how was the show CRICKET: oh man that guy was hilarious

Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

Real-life shaggy dog story. (Too long set-up, groaner pay-off.) Last night we had a 1,620-piece truck -- medium-sized. Also an easy one for the This Year in History game we play when I tell the crew the truck size. 1620, Plymouth Rock. With 1,212 pieces out of that as "conveyable freight." 1/7