OK so Margaret Killjoy's infomercial for "Shut the fuck up" is my new favourite thing. "When I get arrested, there's only one strategy I trust... I shut the fuck up!" - @margaret.bsky.social

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This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

8. Weiss's project is creating an Operation Paperclip for Epstein's cronies. Taking a group of discredited men and rehabilitating them as necessary pillars of system. Dershowitz and Peter Attia are the Wernher von Brauns of reactionary centrism.

When someone gets around to writing a new First They Came For, they'll really be channelling Niemoller. Once again it'll be written by a dipshit who leaves whole groups out because he was happy with them being 'come for' until the day he dies.

You notice how thousands and thousands of cops aren't coming out to condemn Jonathan Ross for senselessly killing Renee Good? This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.

If you’re worried that “protesters getting out of hand” will give the President a reason to implement martial law in an American city, what do you think is happening now? They’re kidnapping and murdering people and the cops are being sent in to arrest people for noise complaints?

If Zohran delivers on even half of his promises, this might come in handy when the worst people in the world are mad about it.

as i argued in this episode a few months ago, i think there is actually a coordinated propaganda machine encouraging people to use cars as deadly weapons, but kristi noem won’t admit that it’s fox news.

Thank you for this 7 day trial of 2026, can I cancel my subscription now?

ME: (doing standup) what's the deal with airplane food AUDIENCE: *crickets* [later] GRASSHOPPER: how was the show CRICKET: oh man that guy was hilarious

Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

Real-life shaggy dog story. (Too long set-up, groaner pay-off.) Last night we had a 1,620-piece truck -- medium-sized. Also an easy one for the This Year in History game we play when I tell the crew the truck size. 1620, Plymouth Rock. With 1,212 pieces out of that as "conveyable freight." 1/7

we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying

CK's schtick at his height was "I share your decency, audience, but I will admit things to you that you can't admit to yourself." His schtick now is "I share your depravity, audience, and I will tell you things that flatter you."

“I was just following otters.”

It's just kinda distressing how often things are declared wars in order to justify shooting you, but if you shoot back that's still a crime.

...and these present-day goons are the dregs left behind with BARELY coherent memories of the real "war," convinced all the fake sh-- even Reagan at his senile-est never believed was actually REAL; rebuilding the Drug War out of twigs thinking it'll bring back White Jesus.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

I know we all have complicated feelings about Gawker but they were on Epstein’s shit back in like 2002.

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

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2026 Primary Woke Wave

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works for I have been trying to contact you about your car warranty.

Poll: Americans say “too divided” Pundit: Dems are being too divisive Poll: Legal system unfair Pundit: The public thinks Trump should get away with crimes Poll: Low trust in media Pundits: MSM is too far left Every time they see a nonspecific term and assume everyone thinks like a Republican.

PSA for all trans girls, and I do mean all

The desperate need to accumulate more and more at the cost of everyone else’s wellbeing should be classified as a mental disorder, and I will absolutely die on this hill.

I have no choice but to believe you if you tell me you can't tell the difference between the totenkopf and the Jolly Roger but if that's the case you should absolutely not be allowed to drive a car

H.P. Lovecraft coming up with scary ideas:

So the Louvre is really no different from a typical CVS? Everything behind glass but there's only two employees on staff and people are just constantly walking out the door with stolen stuff anyway.

Dwayne Johnson is almost unrecognisable in The Smashing Machine (Source: tinyurl.com/2xbzumsz)

Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger

federal agents stealing children and sending them south. where have i heard about that before?

“average guitarist knows three chords” factoid actualy just statistical error. Guitar Georg, who lives in London & knows all the chords, is an outlier and should not have been counted

NEW: Since October 2023, the IDF Spokesperson's Unit has released dozens of 3D animations illustrating alleged Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iranian sites The style is now unmistakable: satellite zoom-ins, black & white wireframes, and red-textured houses - a new visual language of war

/4 The other side of this is not merely saying “you can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs,” it‘s people who say “lol fuck those eggs.” It’s between decency and thuggish, swaggering, nihilistic evil.

Comm done for @sharktooth.bsky.social Thank you so much for letting me draw your OC Malina with my OC Tanya. They are obviously really great friends.

Walter Wiggum

People who don’t know or care about justice *for others* cannot comprehend the moral authority wielded by the victims of injustice. They dimly guess that this authority is rooted not in justice, but in victimhood. So they seek to usurp it thru competitive displays of indignation.

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

If there’s a better metaphor for American Christianity I haven’t seen it.