Hell yeah 🤣

Donuts on a Grom: Insane

Mom said I could take the bike today

This was writing for a superhero cartoon on Cartoon Network in the 2000s and the episode is literally called Patriot Act-

Think my arms are starting to look a tad thicker now

Oh you guys gotta scope this 💀

I was ducked by my coworker. She said the duck reminded her of me cause of the Mohawk and it made my day

Imagine just being salty because of music not being in English while my white ass is blasting Bad Bunny in the warehouse. That’s a sad life to live

I love how I learned who Bad Bunny was just by the Super Bowl and now I must hear more of his music

My feed: 10% info about the game 15% other stuff 75% I WANT TO FUCK THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS BIRD

It’s bitter sweet knowing this is going to be the last party I’ll have at my house until I move to my next one. The big BBQs and Super Bowl parties I’ve thrown here have always been great :(

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

Unidos somos América.

Yeah the game was pretty bland this year. But I got some good friends over tonight. I ate a shit ton of food, that’s concerning but that’s all good. It was a good night shooting the shit over football

Piss bucket explosion

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

MANIFESTING BIRD COCK ON MY E621 FEED TOMORROW

Show the bird

Release the piss bucket

That Hail Mary wasn’t gonna save y’all

Flag football

Fuck the yellow flag

One more touchdown Seahawks. American demands to see the bird

Preparing the pee bucket

This was a weird sad game

ive seen it happen irl when my family got chewed out over my mom and grandma talking about groceries

Meh

Call this game Charlie Kirk the way the Patriots aren't coming back

“The ball is not ready yet” *camera pans to Brady deflating the ball*

What just happened??!!!

EEEEeEeEeEwWWwW

Seahawks getting a 5th field goal like

Did they say Blitz and he knows he’s hot????

The absolute thirst for the Seahawks mascot is insane

I know I’m an Eagles fan. But maybe today…

the bushes were people 😂

Boooooooooooooo

The girls are fighting

Fr tho might need to draw this slut

FINALLY

I like the bird mascot dude

That should of been past interference

Boy. That patriots QT sure loves getting sacked

Imagine getting head from the man made of Pringle’s

Clenched cheeks

Gemini: Generate these nuts

Imagine the Patriots losing to nothing but field goals