Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

Dare I say… Orioles Magic?!

So it remains that a US based team has won the CFL’s Grey Cup more recently than a Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup.

It's Friday night baby

Lotta people, observing the empirical evidence, said Bovino’s a nazi. Many establishmentarians said they had “concerns” but insisted we resist “hyperbole.” Now, retired, first thing Bovino does? Speaks at a nazi confab.

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Flirtation, by Eugene de Blaas, 1894

baseball is always some guy who is a physically perfect specimen being guided day and night by world class trainers, nutritionists, and doctors hoping to beat a record set by some guy named Pickles Bitch in 1937 who lived on cigarettes and moonshine and did not exercise other than baseball games

There are good eBay finds and then there are remarkable ones. This circa-1987 Ron Fraser Miami Hurricanes baseball jersey, manufactured by Powers Athletic, falls in the latter category.

There’s already a path. Go to community college for two years, get the prerequisites done, then transfer to a four year institution. There’s also varying levels of AP and IB credits that do the same. We have policymakers trying to fix problems that’s aren’t there.

God, I still think just seeing the two flag poles from the AP live shot is an abomination. Now there’s this shit.

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The last CBS News Radio broadcast is going on now. live.wtop.com/listen/

Of course, Yale pays tribute to one of this country’s great jurists, Judge Chamberlain Haller.

lol the Jeopardy Creep is now taking over the Daily Wire

Legitimately crying at how funny this is. I am EXTREMELY excited about the possibility that Shaq and Chuck are about to learn about I Think You Should Leave. I would pay $1,000 dollars to watch them watch "Coffin Flop" live.

That’s a real “Holy Shit!” moment right there.

Holy shit y’all this is not a drill, David Letterman and Stephen Colbert are dropping stuff off the rooftop of a building near the Ed Sullivan Theater!

Especially considering like half the league has never employed a center as good as David Robinson... it's utter madness that Admiral might end up as the third best big man the Spurs have drafted #1 overall.

16 Segueless Questions That Will Allow You To Just Do A Bit From Your Act Verbatim

I think this is a very useful clip because when I say that “10 years of this man has done immeasurable damage to the social fabric of this country” what I mean is, in exemplary form, the children who came into consciousness while being told that their country’s democracy is a scam by those in power.

Guido Gonzales Jr. should never referee again. He should lose his livelihood and be forced to find new work. I can’t believe what just transpired.

The only bad thing is that Shohei Ohtani has ended any reasonable "who is the best player ever" argument. Bonds, Ruth, Mays, Trout...if you want to make a WAR case, a value case, that's different, but Shohei Ohtani is the best to ever play baseball.

in awe of one of the nation's biggest media reporters, in the midst of the biggest story happening on the biggest night of the year for his beat, posting about how he went to a bar to watch other people do his job

His master class was telling Trump "no" and then explaining his reasoning to the public. That's it. That's all you gotta do.

On my way to bust Al Capone for tax evasion.

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You are being lied to. And there's only one man who knows the truth. Jim Haggerty returns, only on InfoWars.

“Billionaire” is the single greatest waste of resources and imagination in the history of humanity www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...

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Aside from who started it, states like CA and VA putting a counter-gerrymander up to a referendum, where people are told and can make a decision on the context for why it's being done, has vastly more democratic legitimacy than state legislators rushing it through because they got bullied by POTUS.

Rectum? DAMN NEAR KILLED ‘EM

the edsbs charity bowl has now raised more money than the entire amount the sugar bowl foundation gave to charity last year ($435,600 on $74 million in net assets)

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MATTS OF BLUESKY! This is the one time of year we get to redeem our name by raising a shit ton of money for refugee and immigrant communities in Atlanta. Guys Named Matt regularly finish in the top ten of this charity competition and this year should be no different. Let’s get it!

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We must use US taxpayer dollars to backstop the UAE Which is facing economic problems caused by the war Trump started and doesn't know how to win A war encouraged by leaders of the UAE Who have given hundreds of millions in bribes to Trump, his family, and associates

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