Shohei Ohtani this is just stupid...

He's the IRL Steve Nebraska

Had an affair with her source and all she got was a book deal, a cushy Vanity Fair editing gig and a year off. Real tough to be “exiled” these days

From MLB Gameday: "Dodgers challenged (force play), call on the field was upheld: Max Muncy grounds into a double play, center fielder Sal Frelick to shortstop Joey Ortiz to catcher William Contreras. Teoscar Hernández out at home. Will Smith out at 3rd. 3 outs"

Promoting the editor-in-chief's personal side project. Zero named sources in a story that promotes the editor-in-chief's personal political position. Misspelling the subject's name. It took one day for CBS News to become a conservative blog. www.cbsnews.com/video/some-n...

i'm sorry WHAT

SOURCE: UAB has fired head coach Trent Dilfer, @theathletic.com has learned. UAB is 2-4 this year. Dilfer went 9-21 in three seasons.

Maybe you shouldn’t be doing controversial changes to precedent or reversals of reasoned lower court opinions using it then?

Even by college football's ridiculous standards, "Guy who had the No. 3 team in the country 15 days ago gets fired" is pretty mind-blowing.

Penn State has fired James Franklin. $50M buyout. So at least there is that.

I feel like we’re going through a crisis of credulity as a culture. You can see it with this, you can see it with woo, and you can see it with AI. Nobody’s willing to stand up and say “this is stupid, what are you talking about?”, so people keep spinning out of control.

Today is the final day of the Miami Seaquarium. It’s closing after 70 years on Virginia Key. In 2023, we revisited the park through the context of Lolita, the world-famous Orca that resided there almost all of its life. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

14 innings!!! This is the longest winner-take-all game by innings in postseason history

All-time social media graphic from ESPN

the administration is laser-focused on making sure Americans don't get clean energy, so Saudi Arabia (Trump's paymaster) has someone to sell their oil to in 10 years when the rest of the world has moved on to solar+batteries

RIP, Sister Jean. news.luc.edu/stories/news...

wilson: did you throw the pitch to baez, who chases outside the zone more than any other player in the league, just like i said? bazardo: sure did boss, made it right down the dick like you said wilson: what?

SOURCE: UNC CB coach suspended in relation to extra benefits allegations: www.nytimes.com/athletic/669...

HE DID IT

They're calling it the most Jaguars touchdown in history

Never forget what Derek Jeter stole from us.

Can we get all four Miami mascots out more often?

You know The U is The U when we stop caring about 15 yard unnecessary roughness penalties

Corey Hetherman to Gus Malzahn about 5 minutes into the first quarter.

Buddy, that is a play call.

HE DOESN’T LOSE FOOT RACES!

Carson Beck just threw a classic floatball, just an a-tier teardrop

Literally this

We allow the ACC to expand coast to coast and now the entire country is crab bucket, should’ve seen this coming

I recently read Zinn’s “People’s” in full for the first time, and about halfway through I realized I was having this reaction over and over. It was surprisingly simplistic to me, and just not very helpful.

You could not more perfectly invert the whole point of the power of the purse than this false notion the legislature cutting off appropriations means the executive gets more power.

RAHHHH THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

watched like three seconds of Hegseth and woo call him the Secretary of War cause my boy is bombing hard

the dolphins unis look like an old Miami Subs restaurant at night, they're sick as hell

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL 0:00 OT This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.

What level of Online Boomer Brain Damage is posting an obvious AI slop video in which YOU YOURSELF APPEAR?

"Trump's Argentina bailout" just start saying that over and over again. Something goes wrong in the economy? What did you expect? Trump spent all our money bailing out Argentina

News out of Oklahoma: Quarterback John Mateer will undergo surgery Wednesday to address a right-hand injury he sustained in Saturday's win over Auburn. Venables said the expectation is that Mateer will return to action sometime this season.

Ravens fuckin’ football, baby.

I’m sorry I’m so brain poisoned but I look at this picture and my first thought is like, that dude looks like he’s about the lead the Miami hurricanes onto the field

The McRib is back for a limited time

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