The 'arresting presidents club' is what all the cool kids are part of.

slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what

OK, who narced?

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Wanna know how bad the Arizona legislator's petition forgeries were? Here's the examples from the Austin Smith indictment. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...

Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays: Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink. If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business. Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

Real post from the White House social media. Feels like full-on panic mode.

You really gotta follow up on an underspecified claim like “we found 186k dead people.” People die every day, and the government is always going to be some amount behind in working out the administrative consequences, but that doesn’t mean the deceased’s EBT accounts were somehow used for fraud.

People think "politics" is what you say, but politics is in fact how you wield power. In that sense, driving a car is one of the most profound ways to reveal what your actual politics are. How people drive reveals the sickness at the heart of our society: wanting power, but not responsibility.

This is actually a pretty perfect encapsulation of the abject media failure that got us here: a prolific sexual predator who had close connections to the country's most powerful people is "a guy" and a two-time president is just "somebody" so the things they said about each other aren't newsworthy.

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This makes me imagine that weird porn-nanny app Speaker Johnson supposedly uses, but instead of an app it's a half ton robot that smacks your dick out of your hands.

It dominated the news cycle because it was a Democratic president sending the government after civilians. No one* cares when it's a Republican. *the media

I heard from a bunch of federal employees last night and this morning. They aren't happy. "I would rather be an actual pawn. At least pawn sacrifices are calculated and achieve something. All this for a fucking meaningless vote."

This is the fucking guy Democrats just caved to. He's 26 points underwater and everyone hates him. But sure, give him everything he wants!

This post has 90% of it's replies hidden under "show more", and they are _NOT KIND_. He's a damned coward and this website is facilitating it.

What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced

Dems have spent the past two months saying they're fighting to address the crisis of spiking healthcare costs and now they're caving for a deal that does nothing to address healthcare costs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"At a later date".

Am I high or something? Who the hell is advocating that the Dems need to take responsibility for this shutdown when Trump is not only the leader of the party that controls three houses, and is also appealing court decisions forcing his hand to continue to follow his obligations? what the fuck

With Maurice Glasman and Dominic Lawson calling for the return of the stocks, we find most Britons opposed - although Reform voters are divided All Britons: 21% support / 72% oppose Lib Dem: 12% / 85% Labour: 12% / 83% Green: 13% / 82% Con: 28% / 64% Reform: 43% / 48% yougov.co.uk/society/arti...

My kids have measles and my SNAP benefits were cut. But at least those cashiers at Walmart aren’t writing “they/them” on their name tags anymore.

Long time listener, first time caller, just out of curiosity, what happens when Senators continue to confirm a lawless President’s appointments? I’ll hang up and listen.

This is DHS basically admitting they know that their agents' texts are highly incriminating, right? No one in their right mind would adopt a policy like this in the name of "efficiency." This is CLEARLY designed to facilitate unintentional and intentional non-compliance. Clearly.

We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.

nancy pelosi clearing six figures on polymarket from successfully betting that nancy pelosi will not seek reelection

Ellis: "Requiring the government to comply with its obligations under the Constitution, in particular the Fourth Amendment, is simply not a harm."

My feed is usually pretty quiet. 3 likes is a successful post, but I’ve had a handful of very obvious GPT-backed bots attempt to engage with 6 month old posts of mine this week. It’s, interesting.

I absolutely hate that MTG is the only one making sense here, but it's obvious. She bought into so many of the lies being fed to the public, and now cannot find any truth behind them.

NEW! “Eddy’s appearance on Fox and Friends this morning was perhaps a sign that she is setting herself for a post-soccer career that mirrors another underperforming athlete—Riley Gaines.”

we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate

It's always the same 6 or 7 people here saying "maybe we should improve society somewhat". Absolutely insane that this isn't more popular.

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

I'm in my mid 40s' and would have considered myself fully vaccinated, but had this checked just couple months ago. Had near zero.

He's gotta realize his fucking shtick isn't landing anymore, right?

Everyone that says getting an extra hour of sleep in the fall as a good thing has never had Oprah give them a car. Once the adrenaline wears off and your tax advisor rings you up you quickly realize the cost of the gift.

They tried cremating him but even after a few hours, he was somehow still frozen on the inside.

based on the ChatGPT/suicide lawsuits already filed, we’re entirely cooked

good game! looking forward to game eight!

People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.

When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean

This labeler is such a clever way of making spam visible. Bluesky wins yet again: bsky.app/profile/stec...

In retrospect, having an executive branch with unilateral control over independent commissions might have been a poor design decision. Having a three tier check and balance bifurcated into two parties might also be a mistake. In fact, most all of this has some major flaws.

I know this is missing the point, but 4200/yr/household seems like a steal. we should give everyone 4.2k a year for the most basic food. lets do more of this.

I love how people can get on this website and just show their whole ass right on main.

I was searching for French reaction videos to the Louvre heist and found this guy’s fantastically demented dog