Most V/AFL wins vs CARL 26 - SCOTT PENDLEBURY 25 - Kevin Bartlett 24 - Dustin Fletcher 23 - Michael Tuck 21 - Steele Sidebottom 20 - Simon Madden 20 - Francis Bourke 20 - Jack Titus #AFLBluesPies #AFL

Look upon this one, anti-preferencers, and despair. This is the face of art. Behold it and crawl back into the holes from which you came.

Angus Taylor’s influence on the Coalition’s social media strategy is already bearing fruit

"Remember when __________ wasn't political?" - The Stupidest Person in the Room

List of V/AFL rounds where CARL, ESS & RICH were all sitting in the bottom 3 on the ladder 2026 R03 #AFL

The difference between these two is racism

Watching NO OTHER CHOICE. Its like a modern Ealing comedy.

“Everywhere I went in New York people openly loathed the very sight of me. So naturally I concluded that the entire city had gone crazy and I left. There was no other possible explanation.”

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Welcome to the Garyneum, the 13 day period between the birthdays of Gary Numan and Gary Oldman.

82,528 is the biggest H&A crowd for STK in V/AFL games and the 41st biggest for Scott Pendlebury #AFLSaintsPies #AFL

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

The most disgusting combination of self-enrichment and failed management in the history of the entertainment business. deadline.com/2026/03/davi...

Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."

okay, here it is, the five key takeaways from this by-election: 1. Denton Kebab House 2. The Crispy Cod, Denton 3. Reddish Tandoori, Gorton 4. Cottage Chippy, Gorton 5. The Continental Takeaway, Denton

The trajectory for promoting AI is the same as it was for Trump (and from a lot of the same people). It went from "here are the good things about it" to "never mind whether it's good, it's inevitable."

OK, the title is hilarious, but this is seriously a brilliant takedown of Fennell's film that doubles as a passionate appreciation of Emily Brontë. My review gave this movie an "eh, not for me" shrug bc at least it was not as actively evil as Promising Young Woman. But it really is stupid as hell.

A Placebo cover band also called Placebo

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Watching the ski “jumping” at the Winter Olympics and feel like Woody in Toy Story:

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

White House press corps, I know some of you are shy, so let me help you get started. This isn't fifty questions--I could only fit twenty-one in alt text--but let me know if you need more!

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.

I'm not sure I have ever seen a more savage movie review headline than the Guardian's dismissal of Melania as a "trash remake of The Zone of Interest."

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Why should I watch something that a director didn't even bother to make?

After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.

Loving the book “The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments” by @liebcricket.com and @kingcricket.co.uk! The only slightly annoying thing is finding out that Pat Cummins is funny in addition to being great at literally everything else. Greedy sod.

So someone thought that Steve Smith, who gets upset if someone’s eating an ice cream 100m away when he’s batting, would be fine with playing through a thick haze of firework smoke? Great thinking.

So far the "Board of Peace" is Trump, Orban, Lukaschenko and Netanyahu. Which if you wrote in a satire would be considered too outlandish and sent back.

Canadian PM Carney’s speech at Davos reportedly received a standing ovation. The speech marked the end of an era. It will no doubt be looked to as part of the historical record of the end of the transatlantic rules-based international order. You can read the speech in full here:

THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2025 A Video Countdown vimeo.com/1156345183

I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

UPDATE: Mitch Starc wickets taken in the 1st over of a Test innings Ball #1 - 4 Ball #2 - 4 Ball #3 - 2 Ball #4 - 3 Ball #5 - 5 Ball #6 - 9 Total - 27 #AUSvENG

you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string

Cricket update: we had a 6 minute delay because the australian batter was distracted by an older woman in the 2nd deck of the crowd holding 7 ice cream cones. The next pitch went at his head and he did a somersault.

Has a team ever burnt 2 reviews on a nightwatchman before? This is top notch ridiculousness from England. @liebcricket.com #ashes #theashes

Currently thinking about that legendary Frankie Boyle bit about the US military and how they will not only invade your country and kill all of your people but then they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad

Can we have America troops come in and steal John Howard out of the Fox Cricket commentary box. #Ashes 🏏.

So confusing how he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize, awarded annually to the worst fucking guy who does the stupidest most destructive shit

I’ve spent this morning morbidly watching the MTV channels close down and the final songs played were: MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles) Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna) MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls) MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)

Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

📆[29/12/1995]| On This Day Manic Street Preachers supported The Stone Roses at Wembley Arena, their first gig since Richey Edwards' disappearance, debuting 5 songs from Everything Must Go. #ManicStreetPreachers

Mark Cuban may well have once been a well meaning person, I have no idea, but the simple fact is that being a billionaire makes you stupid and evil. There is no avoiding this. That amount of money empties out your head and soul. The only cure is to not be a billionaire anymore.