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Easy-access thread of all my writing on the 2025/26 Ashes.
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25 days ago
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Alex Carey should have been player of the series for not completing a third run before the match-winning shot hit the rope, thereby earning himself an extra career run. Pro.
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about 13 hours ago
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Good puppy.
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about 14 hours ago
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Stokes hobbling towards the run out celebration is good material.
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about 14 hours ago
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More clumsy hands from England.
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about 15 hours ago
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Ordinarily, thereโd be a smidgen of concern three wickets down - not much, but a smidgen. However, Australia have selected approximately 30-50 batters for this Test.
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about 15 hours ago
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Khawaja trying to trick Stokes into tearing a fresh groin.
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about 15 hours ago
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Shoaib Bashir might have been threatening on this pitch. (He wouldnโt have been.)
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about 15 hours ago
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Very sad that Potts wasnโt given the opportunity to break the Gilbert Jessop record with the ball.
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about 15 hours ago
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Snicko (on death bed, murmuring): I donโt know. I justโฆ donโt know. (dies)
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about 16 hours ago
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Ruined it.
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about 16 hours ago
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Full credit to Trav for getting bored with batting about 120 runs earlier than usual.
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about 16 hours ago
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Kartik O
about 16 hours ago
Would have had insane amount of respect for Stokes if he made Jamie Smith bowl to Labuschagne now ๐
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Fox Cricket once again providing us with Pat Cummins commentary. (Cumminstary? Cummotary? Pat Chat?)
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about 16 hours ago
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General Ursus
about 17 hours ago
Geez, imagine how tense and sensational this would be if the Ashes were on the line!
#AusvEng
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Snicko Player of the Series?
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about 17 hours ago
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Should have signalled a leg bye.
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about 17 hours ago
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Fahad
about 17 hours ago
Englandโฆ basically every ball thatโs not hit for four.. (and even one of those)
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Stokes leading from the front! (making dreadful reviews)
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about 17 hours ago
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Carse can still finish with the most wickets in this series.
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about 17 hours ago
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For the record, Iโm equal last on this list. Or equal, I dunno, 600th or something. Either way, hanging in there with my southpaw mates.
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about 17 hours ago
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Swamp
about 17 hours ago
Most Test dismissals - left hand bowlers 433 - MITCH STARC 433 - Rangana Herath 414 - Wasim Akram 362 - Daniel Vettori 355 - Chaminda Vaas 348 - Ravi Jadeja 317 - Trent Boult 313 - Mitchell Johnson 297 - Derek Underwood 266 - Bishan Bedi
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Also, youโve got until todayโs play ends to sign up to this if youโre interested. Iโll be kicking it off properly tomorrow.
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about 19 hours ago
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Last day of the Ashes! Catch up on the penultimate day here.
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about 19 hours ago
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Can Potts bring up another century in this Test?
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about 18 hours ago
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Association of Cricket Statisticians & Historians
about 18 hours ago
One for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fans: Duckett and Brook provide only the ninth case of two scores of 42 in an innings. The previous one was at the Oval in 2023 and again one of them was Duckett (the other was Stokes). Three or more has never happened.
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Starcโs quizzical pointing to his ear to indicate heโs unsure if thereโs been an edge is one of the top gestures in international cricket.
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about 18 hours ago
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Last day of the Ashes! Catch up on the penultimate day here.
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about 19 hours ago
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Cat Jones
about 20 hours ago
Who picked that the hero of
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test 5, day 4 would be a Renegade?
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Australia v England Fifth Test, Day Four Report Card, featuring carroty goodness, ridiculing your spouse, big lift-up cuddles, Jacob Bethell, injured bowlers and going Full Smithโข
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Australia v England Fifth Test, Day Four Report Card
Featuring carroty goodness, ridiculing your spouse, big lift-up cuddles, Jacob Bethell, injured bowlers and going Full Smithโข
https://newsletter.danliebke.com/p/australia-v-england-fifth-test-day-9e8
about 21 hours ago
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Ollie โBevoโ Peake.
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1 day ago
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Perth crowd having a normal one.
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1 day ago
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Oh, here we go. Really big
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batting innings incoming.
#BBL15
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1 day ago
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Swamp
1 day ago
Jacob Bethell is the only cricketer to be averaging single figures in 1st knocks and triple figures in 2nd knocks in Test cricket Jacob Bethell Test averages 1st inns: 9.16 2nd inns: 100.50
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Time him out.
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1 day ago
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Still counts.
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1 day ago
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MARNUS LABUSCHAGNE FILTH!!
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1 day ago
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Tim Lyons
1 day ago
Iโve said for years that what Australian cricket needs is enormous Tasmanians. Maybe 4 of them.
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Wait. Why was Jacks out there ahead of Smith? So he could be Smith? Whatโs going on?!
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1 day ago
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Careyโs Ashes.
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1 day ago
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Bethell score a century now.
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1 day ago
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Genuinely didnโt expect England to make Australia bat again. Heroic effort.
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1 day ago
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TRAVIS HEAD FILTH!!
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1 day ago
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nico
1 day ago
Personality hires are ok actually
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The stand-in skipper is in.
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1 day ago
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Time for the Madness of Harry Brookโข
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5 days ago
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Mitchell Starcโs feet are as fussy about footmarks as Steve Smithโs eyes are about every single thing in his field of vision.
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1 day ago
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I dunno. Cameron Green giving Neser a big lift-up cuddle after taking that wicket is adorable. He can stay.
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1 day ago
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Cam Green should not have facial hair. There. I said it.
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1 day ago
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Whatโs going on with ball 3, Mitch? Need to lift, mate.
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1 day ago
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Swamp
1 day ago
UPDATE: Mitch Starc wickets taken in the 1st over of a Test innings Ball #1 - 4 Ball #2 - 4 Ball #3 - 2 Ball #4 - 3 Ball #5 - 5 Ball #6 - 9 Total - 27
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