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Easy-access thread of all my writing on the 2025/26 Ashes.
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25 days ago
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Australia v England Fifth Test, Day Fifth Report Card, featuring microcosms, cheating Australians and weird chases
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Australia v England Fifth Test, Day Fifth Report Card
Featuring microcosms, cheating Australians and weird chases
https://newsletter.danliebke.com/p/australia-v-england-fifth-test-day-33a
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No paywall on this one. Because we're done. Thanks for reading along throughout the series (if applicable). I'll do another piece or two and then call it a day, Ashes-wise.
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about 16 hours ago
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Alex Carey should have been player of the series for not completing a third run before the match-winning shot hit the rope, thereby earning himself an extra career run. Pro.
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1 day ago
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Good puppy.
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1 day ago
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Stokes hobbling towards the run out celebration is good material.
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1 day ago
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More clumsy hands from England.
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Ordinarily, thereโd be a smidgen of concern three wickets down - not much, but a smidgen. However, Australia have selected approximately 30-50 batters for this Test.
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1 day ago
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Khawaja trying to trick Stokes into tearing a fresh groin.
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1 day ago
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Shoaib Bashir might have been threatening on this pitch. (He wouldnโt have been.)
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1 day ago
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Very sad that Potts wasnโt given the opportunity to break the Gilbert Jessop record with the ball.
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Snicko (on death bed, murmuring): I donโt know. I justโฆ donโt know. (dies)
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1 day ago
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Ruined it.
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1 day ago
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Full credit to Trav for getting bored with batting about 120 runs earlier than usual.
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1 day ago
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Kartik O
1 day ago
Would have had insane amount of respect for Stokes if he made Jamie Smith bowl to Labuschagne now ๐
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Fox Cricket once again providing us with Pat Cummins commentary. (Cumminstary? Cummotary? Pat Chat?)
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1 day ago
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General Ursus
1 day ago
Geez, imagine how tense and sensational this would be if the Ashes were on the line!
#AusvEng
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Snicko Player of the Series?
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1 day ago
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Should have signalled a leg bye.
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1 day ago
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Fahad
1 day ago
Englandโฆ basically every ball thatโs not hit for four.. (and even one of those)
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Stokes leading from the front! (making dreadful reviews)
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1 day ago
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Carse can still finish with the most wickets in this series.
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1 day ago
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For the record, Iโm equal last on this list. Or equal, I dunno, 600th or something. Either way, hanging in there with my southpaw mates.
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1 day ago
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Swamp
1 day ago
Most Test dismissals - left hand bowlers 433 - MITCH STARC 433 - Rangana Herath 414 - Wasim Akram 362 - Daniel Vettori 355 - Chaminda Vaas 348 - Ravi Jadeja 317 - Trent Boult 313 - Mitchell Johnson 297 - Derek Underwood 266 - Bishan Bedi
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Also, youโve got until todayโs play ends to sign up to this if youโre interested. Iโll be kicking it off properly tomorrow.
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1 day ago
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Last day of the Ashes! Catch up on the penultimate day here.
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1 day ago
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Can Potts bring up another century in this Test?
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1 day ago
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Association of Cricket Statisticians & Historians
1 day ago
One for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fans: Duckett and Brook provide only the ninth case of two scores of 42 in an innings. The previous one was at the Oval in 2023 and again one of them was Duckett (the other was Stokes). Three or more has never happened.
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Starcโs quizzical pointing to his ear to indicate heโs unsure if thereโs been an edge is one of the top gestures in international cricket.
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1 day ago
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Last day of the Ashes! Catch up on the penultimate day here.
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1 day ago
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Cat Jones
1 day ago
Who picked that the hero of
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test 5, day 4 would be a Renegade?
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Australia v England Fifth Test, Day Four Report Card, featuring carroty goodness, ridiculing your spouse, big lift-up cuddles, Jacob Bethell, injured bowlers and going Full Smithโข
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Australia v England Fifth Test, Day Four Report Card
Featuring carroty goodness, ridiculing your spouse, big lift-up cuddles, Jacob Bethell, injured bowlers and going Full Smithโข
https://newsletter.danliebke.com/p/australia-v-england-fifth-test-day-9e8
1 day ago
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Ollie โBevoโ Peake.
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2 days ago
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Perth crowd having a normal one.
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2 days ago
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Oh, here we go. Really big
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batting innings incoming.
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2 days ago
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Swamp
2 days ago
Jacob Bethell is the only cricketer to be averaging single figures in 1st knocks and triple figures in 2nd knocks in Test cricket Jacob Bethell Test averages 1st inns: 9.16 2nd inns: 100.50
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Time him out.
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2 days ago
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Still counts.
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2 days ago
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MARNUS LABUSCHAGNE FILTH!!
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2 days ago
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Tim Lyons
2 days ago
Iโve said for years that what Australian cricket needs is enormous Tasmanians. Maybe 4 of them.
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Wait. Why was Jacks out there ahead of Smith? So he could be Smith? Whatโs going on?!
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2 days ago
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Careyโs Ashes.
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2 days ago
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Bethell score a century now.
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2 days ago
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Genuinely didnโt expect England to make Australia bat again. Heroic effort.
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2 days ago
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TRAVIS HEAD FILTH!!
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2 days ago
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nico
2 days ago
Personality hires are ok actually
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The stand-in skipper is in.
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2 days ago
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Time for the Madness of Harry Brookโข
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6 days ago
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Mitchell Starcโs feet are as fussy about footmarks as Steve Smithโs eyes are about every single thing in his field of vision.
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2 days ago
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I dunno. Cameron Green giving Neser a big lift-up cuddle after taking that wicket is adorable. He can stay.
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3 days ago
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Cam Green should not have facial hair. There. I said it.
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3 days ago
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